Me, too! 
That's why you fit in so well here. You're able to have a laugh at yourself. Every time Ron, or OMR, or bigmc slaps you around, you just shrug it off like nothing and have a good laugh. Shit, Bob sodomized you all over this board and you took it like a champ, had a laugh, and called him "stooge" and "patsy." And "stooge." Then you had another laugh.
They don't get that you
really aren't concerned about those silly stars. You're just having a laugh is all.