Reminds me of a party I was at a few years agoat a friends house. She had married a French guy and so it was Frog-fested.
One of the French guys was wearing speedo's in the pool and after a swim he came into the dining room where we were all sitting drinking & snacking.
Just standing there in his black speedo's trying to look cool, presumably trying to impress the women....
So I said.."Water must be cold".
Frenchy "no, it was fine"
Me "you sure? looks like it was pretty chilly in there".
Frenchy - "no this was normal for me"
and so it continued... with him having no clue I was referring to his shrunken package whilst all the girls were choking on their food laughing... dumb fuck