walked into a planet fitness today

[the trainer]

I could train there no problem, I'm very quiet and dont drop weights.

I agree that you dont drop weights cause  rubber bands dont make noise when you drop them and the machines are very quiet, you could fit in nicely at the training room at a retirement home.

[oldtimer1]

Dumbbells only go up to 70lbs. Leg press has the plate holders shortened so you can't put a lot of plates on it. No squat racks and no deadlifts allowed. What man in his right mind would work out there? I would rather do push ups in a park and be a man than workout there.

[Mawse]

they put a brand new huge planet fitness gym 5 minutes from my house. i finally checked it out today. as soon as i walked in, the manger came up and tryed to sign me up.
i told him, you don't want me in here bro. he agreed, as i was wearing a 3 xxxl shirt. but i have to say, the place was nice. rows of brand new treadmills, steppers, tvs everywhere.
also a snack bar. now i would never join planet fitness to lift weights, as i already belong to three gyms. but when my one year commitment runs out at my anytime fitness gym for 38.00
a month, i just might join planet fitness for the 10.00 dollars a month just to use the cardio equipment.

I doubt you'll use the cardio equipment but you look like you'll enjoy the free pizza and donuts.

Did you pull out your shirt tab to show the manager that you were wearing a REAL XXXL?

[devilsmile]

I know this is old but damn this is gold  

[DroppingPlates]

Dumbbells only go up to 70lbs. Leg press has the plate holders shortened so you can't put a lot of plates on it. No squat racks and no deadlifts allowed. What man in his right mind would work out there? I would rather do push ups in a park and be a man than workout there.

Bingo

[Andy Griffin]

I know this is old but damn this is gold  

one that I created a few years ago

[devilsmile]

one that I created a few years ago

ROFL! "I can't belive I'm the one wearing panties"

 

[DroppingPlates]

one that I created a few years ago

TA & DA.., gold!

[The Ugly]

I know this is old but damn this is gold  

Sweet.

[_aj_]

I agree that you dont drop weights cause  rubber bands dont make noise when you drop them and the machines are very quiet, you could fit in nicely at the training room at a retirement home.

This wasn't that bad. Nice volley.

[Lustral]

I could train there no problem, I'm very quiet and dont drop weights.

Atmosphere matters to me now and my gym is starting to feel flat 

I used to train at Total Fitness at 1pm. The music on in gym was from a show called "The Love Zone" on an easy listening station and place was full of old dudes using PTs and fucking about. One old guy died on a treadmill, most just used sauna and dried balls with a hair dryer and called that a workout. I just put on mp3 player and hit it hard but find that harder now.

[D.O.A.]

they put a brand new huge planet fitness gym 5 minutes from my house. i finally checked it out today. as soon as i walked in, the manger came up and tryed to sign me up.
i told him, you don't want me in here bro. he agreed, as i was wearing a 3 xxxl shirt. but i have to say, the place was nice. rows of brand new treadmills, steppers, tvs everywhere.
also a snack bar. now i would never join planet fitness to lift weights, as i already belong to three gyms. but when my one year commitment runs out at my anytime fitness gym for 38.00
a month, i just might join planet fitness for the 10.00 dollars a month just to use the cardio equipment.

Why don't you just admit that you are fat and you like the snack bar. cardio equipment my ass.

[mdn250]

Actual public:

Isn't this a rip off of " The Average Joe's Gym " from the movie Dogeball? Vince Vaughn needs to get a cut for giving them the idea

[Powerlift66]

Place is a joke, wouldn't hand them a dime to train there...

[DroppingPlates]

Isn't this a rip off of " The Average Joe's Gym " from the movie Dogeball? Vince Vaughn needs to get a cut for giving them the idea

With the great Ben Stiller, damn I have to see this movie