Author Topic: Will Melvin Goodrum silence the #Haterz this year... (Read 3837 times)

thulsaDOOM210 · « **on:** June 28, 2014, 07:08:10 PM »

and come "dialed in" to take his first O? Word is he's hard at work getting "the dryest he's ever been" with some gay guy in a trailer with pics of charles dixon scotch taped to every surface at eye level and over every bed. At this point only Vince can beat Vince..... Can he top his last "munzer like" showing?

The Ugly · « **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2014, 07:12:56 PM »

Quote from: thulsaDOOM210 on June 28, 2014, 07:08:10 PM

and come "dialed in" to take his first O? Word is he's hard at work getting "the dryest he's ever been" with some gay guy in a trailer with pics of charles dixon scotch taped to every surface at eye level and over every bed. At this point only Vince can beat Vince..... Can he top his last "munzer like" showing?

"Only Vince can beat Vince," this is good.

thulsaDOOM210 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 28, 2014, 07:16:55 PM »

Word around the campfire is he will be stacking bee pollen and magic stick(schlongs) this prep, but you didn't hear it from me....

SF1900 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 28, 2014, 07:23:59 PM »

On his site, Caliber Fitness, he sells products for "mom and baby." If you had a newborn baby, would you trust buying supplements from Goodrums site to ensure that your baby grows up to be big and strong?

http://ns1.caliberfitness.com/mom---baby.html

thulsaDOOM210 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 28, 2014, 07:26:34 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on June 28, 2014, 07:23:59 PM

On his site, Caliber Fitness, he sells products for "mom and baby." If you had a newborn baby, would you trust buying supplements from Goodrums site to ensure that your baby grows up to be big and strong?

http://ns1.caliberfitness.com/mom---baby.html

When Venom Vince says "Mom" he is referencing his man pussy......so yes.

The Ugly · « **Reply #5 on:** June 28, 2014, 07:28:45 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on June 28, 2014, 07:23:59 PM

On his site, Caliber Fitness, he sells products for "mom and baby."

Ah, fathers. What do they go for these days?

SF1900 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 28, 2014, 07:30:27 PM »

Quote from: thulsaDOOM210 on June 28, 2014, 07:26:34 PM

When Venom Vince says "Mom" he is referencing his man pussy......so yes.

haha lol.

SF1900 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 28, 2014, 07:31:14 PM »

Quote from: The Ugly on June 28, 2014, 07:28:45 PM

Ah, fathers. What do they go for these days?

According to the legal system, not much!

thulsaDOOM210 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 28, 2014, 07:34:19 PM »

Vincent says his physique will be described with only one word "GRAINY" and the long dirt road he had to go up was well worth it.

thulsaDOOM210 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 28, 2014, 07:37:38 PM »

Quote from: The Ugly on June 28, 2014, 07:28:45 PM

Ah, fathers. What do they go for these days?

Vince doesn't know what fathers go for but he knows he goes for fathers as they are in possession of invaluable "tap" protein.

calfzilla · « **Reply #10 on:** June 28, 2014, 08:57:08 PM »

I'll take 14 bottles of nipple conditioning cream.

thulsaDOOM210 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 28, 2014, 09:07:26 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on June 28, 2014, 08:57:08 PM

I'll take 14 bottles of nipple conditioning cream.

Sorry due to caliberfitness.com's entire clientele being Melvin and Vissy, that product is currently out of stock.

HavoX · « **Reply #12 on:** June 28, 2014, 10:04:43 PM »

I heard he's headed up north to claim the Mr. Canada title, thereby ensuring Basile a brain aneurism.

Basile will then be awarded his blue stars posthumously... Indeed, and very prophetically, finding them in his grave.

Goodrum will attend the funeral with a small, knowing smile; thinking to himself: "In the end, we both got what we wanted."

thulsaDOOM210 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 28, 2014, 10:11:34 PM »

Quote from: HavoX on June 28, 2014, 10:04:43 PM

I heard he's headed up north to claim the Mr. Canada title, thereby ensuring Basile a brain aneurism.

Basile will then be awarded his blue stars posthumously... Indeed, and very prophetically, finding them in his grave.

Goodrum will attend the funeral with a small, knowing smile; thinking to himself: "In the end, we both got what we wanted."

Are you saying that Vinny Da Tits Goodrum is the kinda guy that expects marriage once you spit on him in public and when said marriage is not proposed, he goes home and makes a voodoo doll causing the "victim" to spiral past g4p, drug abuse, delusion straight into a death the Vinster secretly takes great pleasure in?

HavoX · « **Reply #14 on:** June 28, 2014, 10:33:05 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on June 27, 2014, 07:07:02 PM

You never won your pro card so you're on the same level as I am...for now.

Foreshadowing of this nature beckons only to vengeance. Final, eternal vengeance. A most muscular on a freshly filled coffin mound type of vengeance.

thulsaDOOM210 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 28, 2014, 10:54:34 PM »

Quote from: HavoX on June 28, 2014, 10:33:05 PM

Foreshadowing of this nature beckons only to vengeance. Final, eternal vengeance. A most muscular on a freshly filled coffin mound type of vengeance.

Oh yes......graves were crabbed upon and self high fives were given

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #16 on:** June 29, 2014, 04:08:35 AM »

Quote from: thulsaDOOM210 on June 28, 2014, 07:08:10 PM

and come "dialed in" to take his first O? Word is he's hard at work getting "the dryest he's ever been" with some gay guy in a trailer with pics of charles dixon scotch taped to every surface at eye level and over every bed. At this point only Vince can beat Vince..... Can he top his last "munzer like" showing?

Seek some mental help.....

BOW · « **Reply #17 on:** June 29, 2014, 04:30:26 AM »

You shouldn't be talking negatively about Vince he has the uncanny ability to predict you downfall and death in the near future. How many getbiggers have been slain by his ability?

Papper · « **Reply #18 on:** June 29, 2014, 04:55:43 AM »

Lol at this thread

_aj_ · « **Reply #19 on:** June 29, 2014, 04:59:35 AM »

Quote from: HavoX on June 28, 2014, 10:04:43 PM

I heard he's headed up north to claim the Mr. Canada title, thereby ensuring Basile a brain aneurism.

Basile will then be awarded his blue stars posthumously... Indeed, and very prophetically, finding them in his grave.

Goodrum will attend the funeral with a small, knowing smile; thinking to himself: "In the end, we both got what we wanted."

A Basile aneurism is easy to attain: reinstate Shizzo and give him blue stars for the fuck of it. Game over.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #20 on:** June 29, 2014, 05:37:04 AM »

Quote from: BOW on June 29, 2014, 04:30:26 AM

You shouldn't be talking negatively about Vince he has the uncanny ability to predict you downfall and death in the near future. How many getbiggers have been slain by his ability?

X2 Is Basile next?

polychronopolous · « **Reply #21 on:** June 29, 2014, 05:45:15 AM »

I've said it countless times... With that one Redemptive, awe-inspiring most muscular pose Vince. G basically destroyed 10 years of prior mockery.

The problem was he became too satisfied with his success and seemingly lost that hunger after the show.

But make no mistake about it, if Vince G. had really dedicated himself to build after that showing he would be right up there with the elites of his weight class at this point.

thulsaDOOM210 · « **Reply #22 on:** June 29, 2014, 10:07:07 AM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on June 29, 2014, 04:08:35 AM

Seek some mental help.....

The irony....

BOW · « **Reply #23 on:** June 29, 2014, 01:01:13 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on June 29, 2014, 05:37:04 AM

X2 Is Basile next?

only Vince the doombringer knows

thulsaDOOM210 · « **Reply #24 on:** June 29, 2014, 01:05:15 PM »

Quote from: BOW on June 29, 2014, 01:01:13 PM

only Vince the doombringer knows