Let's see. Fake tits, fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake lips and face full of makeup. I think you found a keeper. Keep her out of the sun though, she might melt.
On a serious note, I fucked around with one during a resort vacation in Mexico a few years ago. The only reason it lasted as long as it did (~4 days) was b/c I knew it was over once I left the resort. She was a pretty cool chick, but her myriad of insecurities would have doomed the relationship. E.g. She teared up when I told her she was beautiful (which she was) because nobody had told her that in a long time. Lol. That was prob the loudest alarm bell for me.
