the only thing that matters is are you good in a kitchen and how are you with a broom and a mop
that is some ridiculous shit, but for the record, I am a Caribbean lady. I am fucking great in the kitchen. Belee dat.
Your body makes all that irrelevant, don't worry.
I wish that were true. My body is OKAY if you're into that sort of thing haha. If we're just going on appearance, bikini girls are probably doing 1000x better with dudes than any figure girl ever, but all that aside, no amount of hamstrings or seatcheeks is making up for being a weirdo haha.
Back to Mike: you're going to enjoy this relationship for like three weeks unless she's a truly special lady, and if she's not, the novelty of similar diets and tolerating your hobbies will wear off hella quick.