He's facing 11 felonies. He will do a highly airbrushed photoshoot, he'll go serve his 17 years and that'll be the end of this story. He won't even be a footnote in teo decades when he is 50 and gets out of jail.
And any female that mocked her hard-working, non-criminal man for "why can't you be that hot" doesn't deserve the dude. Let her pine away for some scumbag criminal.