I am Heartbroken.

[Simple Simon]

While some of you are spoiling dogs with expensive food kids are dying from starvation in africa how many of you have donated to this worthy cause.

And while you are throwing money away to governments who steal all the donations that you think you send, dogs are missing their walks.

[Royalty]

While some of you are spoiling dogs with expensive food kids are dying from starvation in africa how many of you have donated to this worthy cause.

Instead of going to Vegas on August 6th "or so", donate your would-be traveling money to starving kids. Just don't forget to post your pics.

[Archer77]

While some of you are spoiling dogs with expensive food kids are dying from starvation in africa how many of you have donated to this worthy cause.

Giving starving children food without changing the habits of the culture will only make the situation worse.   The more children that survive the greater the amount of aid required.

[Simple Simon]

Instead of going to Vegas on August 6th "or so", donate your would-be traveling money to starving kids. Just don't forget to post your pics.

Instead of eating enough to weigh 'around' 250lbs at 'around' 8% why dont you donate your food money and gym fees and drop down to 160?

[Shockwave]

Giving starving children food without changing the habits of the culture will only make the situation worse.   The more children that survive the greater the amount of aid required.

Brutal but truth.

Whole "give a fish, teach to fish' thing.

[Archer77]

Brutal but truth.

Whole "give a fish, teach to fish' thing.

It's a Malthusian catastrophe.

[Princess L]

While some of you are spoiling dogs with expensive food kids are dying from starvation in africa how many of you have donated to this worthy cause.

I could send them some of my home cooked puppy pate'.
 

[Princess L]

Brutal but truth.

Whole "give a fish, teach to fish' thing.

[Princess L]

 
"You want to help world hunger? Stop sending them food. Don't send them another bite, send them U-Hauls. Send them a guy that says, "You know, we've been coming here giving you food for about 35 years now and we were driving through the desert, and we realized there wouldn't BE world hunger if you people would live where the FOOD IS! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT!! UNDERSTAND THAT? YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT!! NOTHING GROWS HERE! NOTHING'S GONNA GROW HERE! Come here, you see this? This is sand. You know what it's gonna be 100 years from now? IT'S GONNA BE SAND!! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! We have deserts in America, we just don't live in them, assholes!"
 

[The Scott]

There's a reason Rodney Dangerfield called him, "Sam the Man".  He could be painfully funny and to the point.

As to the OP.  Sorry for your loss.  If it has not already been suggested?  After a while why not go out looking for a new pooch.  No sense in saving an empty space in your life for mourning.  Fill it with another worthy poocher!


Be well, sir.

[Mr Anabolic]

It's very sad when our pets die, but think about the great life he had while he was with you.

[Princess L]

There's a reason Rodney Dangerfield called him, "Sam the Man".  He could be painfully funny and to the point.

He was hilarious, although a bit over the top raunchy towards the end.

[The Ugly]

He was hilarious, although a bit over the top raunchy towards the end.

Ironic death as well. He had a whole bit on MADD fucking up the fun for drunk drivers.

[Princess L]

Ironic death as well. He had a whole bit on MADD fucking up the fun for drunk drivers.

I had to look that one up.  Totally forgot about the circumstances.  I was thinking a John Belushi kind of death.  What ever happened to the other driver?

[NelsonMuntz]

Beautiful dog, bet you have wonderful memories though

peace

[Lustral]

Brutal but truth.

Whole "give a fish, teach to fish' thing.

I've had a lot of trouble teaching fish myself.

[the trainer]

You guys should get a galapagos tortoise as a pet they live up to 170 years so you are guaranteed to die before them so you dont have to morn anybody.

[bradistani]

"You want to help world hunger? Stop sending them food. Don't send them another bite, send them U-Hauls. Send them a guy that says, "You know, we've been coming here giving you food for about 35 years now and we were driving through the desert, and we realized there wouldn't BE world hunger if you people would live where the FOOD IS! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT!! UNDERSTAND THAT? YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT!! NOTHING GROWS HERE! NOTHING'S GONNA GROW HERE! Come here, you see this? This is sand. You know what it's gonna be 100 years from now? IT'S GONNA BE SAND!! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! We have deserts in America, we just don't live in them, assholes!"
 

vegas

i'm quite sure those poor fuckers he's sneering at didn't choose to live in a 'desert'.. only desert is what they get after successive years of drought.

now to stitch my sides up.

[gib]

I'm very sorry for your loss.

As gh15/Nasser used to say "dogs are our angels". 

May he RIP. You have him a good life so let that give you some comfort.

[Nirvana]

There's no workout like digging a hole for a large breed dog. I just had to bury an English Mastiff a couple months ago.

If you own a dog over 100lbs RENT A BACKHOE.

[Lustral]

Always reminds me of my cats that died.

[Princess L]

vegas

i'm quite sure those poor fuckers he's sneering at didn't choose to live in a 'desert'.. only desert is what they get after successive years of drought.

now to stitch my sides up.

I hope you watched the video to get the full effect.    "I'm sure the film crew could give him a sandwich"  lol     Leave it to Sam to say outloud what we're all thinking  

[Princess L]

There's no workout like digging a hole for a large breed dog. I just had to bury an English Mastiff a couple months ago.

If you own a dog over 100lbs RENT A BACKHOE.

 
So Sorry

[tleilaxutank]

Princess, how much peanut butter do you go through in a typical week?

 

[Princess L]

Princess, how much peanut butter do you go through in a typical week?

 

Probably only about 150 bug fragments and 5 rodent hairs a month's worth.