Author Topic: WYHI ? (Read 2734 times)

bradistani · « **on:** July 03, 2014, 06:42:24 PM »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2676288/Stunning-Crohns-sufferer-pursue-dreams-model-bikini-photo-exposing-colostomy-bags-internet-sensation.html

MichaelScottDM · « **Reply #1 on:** July 03, 2014, 06:47:54 PM »

Damn, that sucks. Good on her to still pursue what she wants.

Pandemic · « **Reply #2 on:** July 03, 2014, 09:05:31 PM »

Crohn's is no joke, good for her!

Would not hit, since anal is out of the question

Knooger · « **Reply #3 on:** July 03, 2014, 09:06:29 PM »

I would empty her colostomy bag with a straw and then hit it.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #4 on:** July 03, 2014, 09:14:31 PM »

Knooger · « **Reply #5 on:** July 03, 2014, 09:16:06 PM »

Quote from: visualizeperfection on July 03, 2014, 09:14:31 PM

1, 4, 2, 3

Tapeworm · « **Reply #6 on:** July 04, 2014, 03:17:14 AM »

Quote from: visualizeperfection on July 03, 2014, 09:14:31 PM

Oh sure. But I gift wrap a nice solid turd and leave it on someone's doorstep and it's suddenly a 'matter for the authorities.'

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #7 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:18:34 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on July 04, 2014, 03:17:14 AM

Oh sure. But I gift wrap a nice solid turd and leave it on someone's doorstep and it's suddenly a 'matter for the authorities.'

I feel ya brother.

They get to flaunt their shit(

), and I am expected to spray an air freshener to remove any evidence of mine even existing.

Oh brother.

hench · « **Reply #8 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:34:33 AM »

So safe to say her arsehole is clean to munch on

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #9 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:34:56 AM »

Quote from: hench on July 04, 2014, 04:34:33 AM

So safe to say her arsehole is clean to munch on

I do wonder what she smells like.

falco · « **Reply #10 on:** July 04, 2014, 05:29:18 AM »

Quote from: Pandemic on July 03, 2014, 09:05:31 PM

Crohn's is no joke, good for her!

Would not hit, since anal is out of the question

You need a shitter bag with Crohn's desease? I guess it was just the inhability to absorb protein.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #11 on:** July 04, 2014, 05:30:32 AM »

Quote from: falco on July 04, 2014, 05:29:18 AM

You need a shitter bag with Crohn's desease? I guess it was just the inhability to absorb protein.

no Crohns is the one where if you get cut, your blood doesnt clot and you can bleed out.

Dr.J · « **Reply #12 on:** July 04, 2014, 05:31:28 AM »

No anal huh.....im out then.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #13 on:** July 04, 2014, 05:59:41 AM »

Quote from: visualizeperfection on July 04, 2014, 05:30:32 AM

no Crohns is the one where if you get cut, your blood doesnt clot and you can bleed out.

You're thinking of homophilia.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #14 on:** July 04, 2014, 06:12:35 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on July 04, 2014, 05:59:41 AM

You're thinking of homophilia.

No homophilia is the disease that makes you like men.

falco · « **Reply #15 on:** July 04, 2014, 09:22:20 AM »

LMAO!

TrueGrit · « **Reply #16 on:** July 04, 2014, 09:25:11 AM »

Beckham would.

Nails · « **Reply #17 on:** July 04, 2014, 09:25:25 AM »

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:45:31 PM »

Quote from: visualizeperfection on July 04, 2014, 06:12:35 AM

No , homophilia is the disease that makes you like men.

The comma. It's the difference between "helping your uncle Jack off a donkey, and helping your uncle Jack, off a donkey."

Seriously though, I didn't know crohns made you have to wear a colostomy bag. Didn't David Garrard just have some of his intestines taken out?

Europe · « **Reply #19 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:52:43 PM »

missionary position would be a "mud" sharking??

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #20 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:55:02 PM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on July 04, 2014, 04:45:31 PM

The comma. It's the difference between "helping your uncle Jack off a donkey, and helping your uncle Jack, off a donkey."

Seriously though, I didn't know crohns made you have to wear a colostomy bag. Didn't David Garrard just have some of his intestines taken out?

It doesnt by default.

I have a good buddy that has crohns, he has it really mild, horrid gas only, he has goes outside to fart because its beyond foul.

I dated a girl with crohns for a couple weeks, we went on a quick weekend getaway to malibu once, I felt bad for her because she has to get up to use the bathroom like 3 times a night, probably horrifyingly embarrassing for her. I heard it too, it was brutal. she turned on the bathtub in the hotel to try and kill the sound, but it still sounded like a nuclear reactor fouling up in the bathroom haha. Cant make this shit up.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #21 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:56:30 PM »

I wonder if you can fuck her "bag" holes?

unforgivable.