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Tapeworm

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Re: What's wrong with girls?
« Reply #50 on: July 04, 2014, 05:25:10 PM »
Bring home an asian girl and keep her bruised.
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Re: What's wrong with girls?
« Reply #51 on: July 04, 2014, 05:28:54 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on July 04, 2014, 05:25:10 PM
Bring home an asian girl and keep her bruised.

solid game plan, dont forget to keep the house well stocked with eels and octopus, as the slant female loves tentacles in the bedroom.


tapeworm is one of the better posters.
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Re: What's wrong with girls?
« Reply #52 on: July 04, 2014, 06:05:31 PM »
Let your wife perform a clitorectomy on a hitchhiker sometimes.  

There are literally dozens of simple ways to spice up the sex in a marriage.
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theworm

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Re: What's wrong with girls?
« Reply #53 on: July 05, 2014, 04:20:32 AM »
If girls had the same sex drive as guys, the world would shut down, no one would ever leave their houses
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Re: What's wrong with girls?
« Reply #54 on: July 05, 2014, 04:42:45 AM »
Quote from: theworm on July 05, 2014, 04:20:32 AM
If girls had the same sex drive as guys, the world would shut down, no one would ever leave their houses

Add some anavar to her food
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Re: What's wrong with girls?
« Reply #55 on: July 05, 2014, 04:44:50 AM »
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Re: What's wrong with girls?
« Reply #56 on: July 05, 2014, 05:05:26 AM »
Is there actually a more amazing sight than an in shape curvy female body? Those pics just posted are insane!
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theworm

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Re: What's wrong with girls?
« Reply #57 on: July 05, 2014, 06:42:11 AM »
Yeah, guys have that to enjoy...  Whereas most girls find penises ugly, maybe that explains why the differences in desires.   Plus being on high doses of test doesn't help.
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Bertha Butt

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Re: What's wrong with girls?
« Reply #58 on: July 05, 2014, 08:34:47 AM »
Quote from: theworm on July 05, 2014, 06:42:11 AM
Whereas most girls find penises ugly

Not ugly, just hilarious!  ;D
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Re: What's wrong with girls?
« Reply #59 on: July 05, 2014, 08:50:32 AM »
Quote from: Bertha Butt on July 05, 2014, 08:34:47 AM
Not ugly, just hilarious!  ;D

The spectator experience is mutual ;)

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Re: What's wrong with girls?
« Reply #60 on: July 05, 2014, 09:15:46 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on July 05, 2014, 08:50:32 AM
The spectator experience is mutual ;)



Bertha is the black zulu-lipped version.  ;D
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Re: What's wrong with girls?
« Reply #61 on: July 05, 2014, 10:40:37 AM »
Quote from: phreak on July 05, 2014, 09:15:46 AM
Bertha is the black zulu-lipped version.  ;D

Something like this?

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Re: What's wrong with girls?
« Reply #62 on: July 07, 2014, 03:01:06 PM »
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