He is good at the marketing bit.
Never heard Ronnie say Big nasty, or Dorian call himself the shadow.. Cutz., the prodigy..
Maybe Freeman and Melvin does this though
I've seen Freeman refer to himself as the "X-Man". With a name like "Melvin" what could possibly top being called "The Melvin"?
Time to think of some new monikers for Phil.
Phil "The Floater" Heath.
Phil "The Heed" Heath.
Phil "The Nostrils" (might already be copyrighted by Kai "Terrible Towel" Green) Heath.
Phil "The Pooh" Heath.
This brings up an interesting point. When entertaining at the Schmoetel 6ex, does His Philness refer to his privates as "The Heath Bar"?
Phil "The Snuffer" Heath.
Phil "The Beak" Heath.
Phil "The Shamtastic" Heath.
Anyone? Anyone at all? Surely there's more. Time to gift the Gifted One and others like him with names befitting their station on the dais of life.