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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #50 on: July 06, 2014, 10:49:07 AM »
That women love gargantuan muscles and getting a massive physique makes you a pussy magnet.

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #51 on: July 06, 2014, 10:54:20 AM »
If I gamble a stamp and kick some chairs I will get muscular...then I can beat up the big sand kicking guy at the beach. Oh and the hot chick will think I'm a real man...

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #52 on: July 06, 2014, 10:55:58 AM »
That women love gargantuan muscles and getting a massive physique makes you a pussy magnet.


Wait...you mean that isn't true?

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #53 on: July 06, 2014, 10:56:26 AM »
Everybody has a "friend" that is twice as big as you...

If you hold the barbell a certain way, you are able to squeeze out a few extra reps on the bench press...

IFBB pros eat in excess of 6-8,000 calories daily...

The mystical "mind-muscle" connection...

If you bodybuild, your penis will get smaller...

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #54 on: July 06, 2014, 11:00:41 AM »


...If you bodybuild, your penis will get smaller...

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So that's what happened!  Damnit!

Good morning, brother!  I trust all is well with you and your family? 

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #55 on: July 06, 2014, 11:08:37 AM »
If I get big and ripped enough some random dude will put a tattoo of me on his back...

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #56 on: July 06, 2014, 11:12:28 AM »
So that's what happened!  Damnit!

Good morning, brother!  I trust all is well with you and your family? 

All is well so far, thank you. I'm back in the gym lifting 20 pound DB's with my recovering shoulder.

Living the dream!

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #57 on: July 06, 2014, 11:14:52 AM »
Lift heavy to get big
Eat big to get big.

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Thats actually true numb nuts.

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #58 on: July 06, 2014, 11:15:38 AM »
1.Can get "that way" naturally.  ??? ::)
2. Anyone on steroids can look like arnold
3.Mike Mentzers -Heavy Duty  ;D
4.Bodybuilders live healthy life styles
5.D.L.Bailey has real hair
6.Grapefruit is good for you  :-X

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #59 on: July 06, 2014, 11:15:49 AM »
"a calorie is a calorie"

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #60 on: July 06, 2014, 11:24:17 AM »
"a calorie is a calorie"

It's good you actually believed this, because it's true.

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #61 on: July 06, 2014, 11:25:19 AM »
11) "I thought the claims that every other pro was  headed to the NFL until they got a career ending injury and then during rehab, fell in love with the weights, and from then decided to set their sights on becoming an IFBB pro. I heard this goddamn story over and over."

What position were all those 5'6" bodybuilders going to play ?

Ask Shawn Ray.

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #62 on: July 06, 2014, 11:26:54 AM »
Quote from: bicepsofsteel link=topic=540906.msg7595453#msg7595453 dit's okay but...thats=1404668947
That women love gargantuan muscles and getting a massive physique makes you a pussy magnet.

X2, it will only get you bimbos, creeepy schmoes, and dirty sluts. Which by Getbig standards
is apparently okay...but that's another thing.

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #63 on: July 06, 2014, 11:26:56 AM »
Oh boy, where do I begin?

Anabolic Window
You have to eat a shitload of calories to be huge "this statement has created more fat permabulkers than anything else, way over simplified"
You can be as big as a pro bodybuilder without steroids, it just takes more time
Listen to your body/instinctive training
The key to great abs is lots of ab work
ANY OTC supplement with the possible exceptions of high quality protein powder, pre workout stimulants, creatine, and amino acids.  
Steroids don't actually do anything, it's mostly mental and you train harder "Yes, if you remember the media briefly tried this tactic to try to stop steroid use"
The more you take, the more you will grow.  "Only true to a certain point"
Genetics don't matter, it's all about the training and supplements
You have to do squats, deadlifts, bench whatever to have huge "whatever muscle group"  
Steroids are deadly, turn you into a madman and shrink your dick
Light weight will get you more "toned" while heavy weight will get you huge
Incline press focuses mainly on the upper chest

I can go on.  

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #64 on: July 06, 2014, 11:32:16 AM »
The saying "Stretching the muscle fascia" was really big a few years ago, and then went out of style. But, everything else has been said.

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #65 on: July 06, 2014, 11:34:24 AM »
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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #66 on: July 06, 2014, 11:38:13 AM »
Oh boy, where do I begin?

Anabolic Window
You have to eat a shitload of calories to be huge "this statement has created more fat permabulkers than anything else, way over simplified"
You can be as big as a pro bodybuilder without steroids, it just takes more time
Listen to your body/instinctive training
The key to great abs is lots of ab work
ANY OTC supplement with the possible exceptions of high quality protein powder, pre workout stimulants, creatine, and amino acids.  
Steroids don't actually do anything, it's mostly mental and you train harder "Yes, if you remember the media briefly tried this tactic to try to stop steroid use"
The more you take, the more you will grow.  "Only true to a certain point"
Genetics don't matter, it's all about the training and supplements
You have to do squats, deadlifts, bench whatever to have huge "whatever muscle group"  
Steroids are deadly, turn you into a madman and shrink your dick
Light weight will get you more "toned" while heavy weight will get you huge
Incline press focuses mainly on the upper chest

I can go on.  


X1000 on the bold. Solid list brother.

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #67 on: July 06, 2014, 11:38:44 AM »
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Wrong thread Shizzo. This thread is about bodybuilding.

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #68 on: July 06, 2014, 11:39:37 AM »
The saying "Stretching the muscle fascia" was really big a few years ago, and then went out of style. But, everything else has been said.
That is not a myth bro, how do you think synthol works

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #69 on: July 06, 2014, 12:08:13 PM »
- Vic Richards eats 30,000 calories a day.

- MetRx is given to hospital patients

- HMB feels like deca.

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #70 on: July 06, 2014, 12:19:11 PM »
"You're just not training your calves hard enough, bro."

And muscle maturity.

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #71 on: July 06, 2014, 01:03:04 PM »
"You're just not training your calves hard enough, bro."

And muscle maturity.

What the hell is "muscle maturity"?

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #72 on: July 06, 2014, 01:04:45 PM »
"Arnold is the best"

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #73 on: July 06, 2014, 01:08:04 PM »
What the hell is "muscle maturity"?

Stupid bodybuilding shit I used to believe.

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Re: Stupid bodybuilding shit you used to believe
« Reply #74 on: July 06, 2014, 03:35:13 PM »