Author Topic: What do you think of this picture - the Hulk (Read 2415 times)

kreator · « **Reply #1 on:** July 10, 2014, 06:20:27 AM »

i think that they would cry if they saw his bank account, except heath maybe (well at least not so soon, probably a couple of yrs later when he'll be just another broke ass negro)

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 10, 2014, 06:23:15 AM »

With a bank account like that, he can call himself Hulk, Silver Surfer or Galactus if he'd want to

SuperTed · « **Reply #3 on:** July 10, 2014, 06:28:37 AM »

Hulk is an awful player. Whatever salary he earns, he barely deserves a fraction of it.
Being non-white and playing for Zenit St Petersburg takes some balls though.

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 10, 2014, 06:31:27 AM »

He laughs at Heath's bank account.

Royalty · « **Reply #5 on:** July 10, 2014, 06:31:36 AM »

At least Hulk doesn't piss blood during his competition season

wolfrittner · « **Reply #6 on:** July 10, 2014, 06:51:27 AM »

Quote from: trapz101 on July 10, 2014, 06:17:06 AM

I think Roger Bacon should show this artist how to do a great photoshop!

falco · « **Reply #7 on:** July 10, 2014, 06:58:43 AM »

They call him hulk because he is more muscular than most soccer players and maybe cranial/face features.
Plus, he is a lot wider than Heath, clavicles wise.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 10, 2014, 07:27:00 AM »

Quote from: falco on July 10, 2014, 06:58:43 AM

They call him hulk because he is more muscular than most soccer players and maybe cranial/face features.
Plus, he is a lot wider than Heath, clavicles wise.

Taller/bigger limbs and structure too

If "Hulk" would take the stuff Heath takes, he'd be even bigger

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #9 on:** July 10, 2014, 07:35:32 AM »

Ill admit i had a hearty laugh when i saw brazil had someone named 'Hulk'...and proceeded to see that he was listed as

Wait for it.......

5-11 165 lbs

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 10, 2014, 07:37:42 AM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on July 10, 2014, 07:35:32 AM

Ill admit i had a hearty laugh when i saw brazil had someone named 'Hulk'...and proceeded to see that he was listed as

Wait for it.......

5-11 165 lbs

He's supposed to be 180 cm and weigh 80kg though

Grape Ape · « **Reply #11 on:** July 10, 2014, 07:39:28 AM »

I see an athlete at the top of the photo, and two pagent competitors on the bottom.

falco · « **Reply #12 on:** July 10, 2014, 07:40:01 AM »

He used to or still plays here in Portugal. Big mofo in person for someone who doesn't lift, at least in a bodybuilding fashion.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 10, 2014, 07:40:22 AM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on July 10, 2014, 07:39:28 AM

I see an athlete at the top of the photo, and two pagent competitors on the bottom.

Truth

funk51 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 10, 2014, 08:22:45 AM »

Quote from: trapz101 on July 10, 2014, 06:17:06 AM

Mrdibbs · « **Reply #15 on:** July 10, 2014, 08:26:58 AM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on July 10, 2014, 07:37:42 AM

He's supposed to be 180 cm and weigh 80kg though

RagingBull · « **Reply #16 on:** July 10, 2014, 08:33:17 AM »

When their competitive years are over or when their bodies can no longer handle the "finishing touch", Hulk will TOWER over them.

Quote from: trapz101 on July 10, 2014, 06:17:06 AM

Lustral · « **Reply #17 on:** July 10, 2014, 09:06:38 AM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on July 10, 2014, 07:37:42 AM

He's supposed to be 180 cm and weigh 80kg though

Think he is 85kg, either way, he runs 10km per match, however shit he is, and earns millions.

Guys pictured...

Skorp1o · « **Reply #18 on:** July 10, 2014, 09:13:37 AM »

Quote from: kreator on July 10, 2014, 06:20:27 AM

i think that they would cry if they saw his bank account, except heath maybe (well at least not so soon, probably a couple of yrs later when he'll be just another broke ass negro)

A lot of footballers are on a six figure salary per week, so even heath should cry. seeing as he waits a whole year to see a six figure pay out, these guys see it 52 times a year

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 10, 2014, 09:29:36 AM »

Quote from: Lustral on July 10, 2014, 09:06:38 AM

Think he is 85kg, either way, he runs 10km per match, however shit he is, and earns millions.

Guys pictured... on the other hand

Earns a salary of peace

SuperTed · « **Reply #20 on:** July 10, 2014, 09:37:14 AM »

Not sure how much Hulk earns but the rich Russians who own Zenit paid around £40m for him so it's fair to say he's probably earning more in a week than most pro BB's see in a year.

He's absolute shite though. Totally predictable, ugly style with no intelligence or substance to his game.

beakdoctor · « **Reply #21 on:** July 10, 2014, 09:52:33 AM »

One is known by 80% of the world as an athlete in the most popular game in the world....

The others are known only to a cult of schmoes and compete in pageantry.

kreator · « **Reply #22 on:** July 10, 2014, 02:02:34 PM »

Quote from: SuperTed on July 10, 2014, 09:37:14 AM

Not sure how much Hulk earns but the rich Russians who own Zenit paid around £40m for him so it's fair to say he's probably earning more in a week than most pro BB's see in a year.

He's absolute shite though. Totally predictable, ugly style with no intelligence or substance to his game.

6 mil a year, so they said

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 10, 2014, 02:03:42 PM »

For 6 mil a year i'd call myself Hulk, Galactus or Darkseid too!

kreator · « **Reply #24 on:** July 10, 2014, 02:10:07 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on July 10, 2014, 02:03:42 PM

For 6 mil a year i'd call myself Hulk, Galactus or Darkseid too!

I'd even lick cottage cheese off Vince G's dick for 6 mil ...oh fuck, did I just say that hahaha