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George Whorewell

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Hysterical and on the mark
« on: July 11, 2014, 05:54:54 PM »
Not an O'Reilly fan, but this was priceless.

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2Thick

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Re: Hysterical and on the mark
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2014, 11:51:07 AM »
O'Reilly laughs his way to the bank - and can kick the old ball and chain to the sidewalk and buy all the top-drawer hoes he wants.
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Re: Hysterical and on the mark
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2014, 03:58:13 PM »
Quote from: 2Thick on July 12, 2014, 11:51:07 AM
O'Reilly laughs his way to the bank - and can kick the old ball and chain to the sidewalk and buy all the top-drawer hoes he wants.

And after the bank, he goes to his local shawarma shop to pick up some falafels. Then he phonesexes his employees:

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Well, if I took you down there then I'd want to take a shower with you right away, that would be the first thing I'd do... yeah, we'd check into the room, and we would order up some room service and uh and you'd definitely get two wines into you as quickly as I could get into you I would get 'em into you... maybe intravenously, get those glasses of wine into you...

You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I'd join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda soap up your back... rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water... and um... you know, you'd feel the tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me then I would kinda put my arm -- it's one of those mitts, those loofa mitts you know, so I got my hands in it... and I would put it around front, kinda rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard... 'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs...

So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda kissing your neck from behind... and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....

True getbigger right there!
 
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Re: Hysterical and on the mark
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2014, 05:00:26 PM »
Quote from: Cholo4Life on July 11, 2014, 06:09:22 PM
O'Reilly is just butt-hurt that his wife was cheating on him with a beat cop while he was filming his show.

A detective is considered a beat cop?
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Re: Hysterical and on the mark
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2014, 06:22:53 PM »
Quote from: SCRUBS on July 12, 2014, 05:00:26 PM
A detective is considered a beat cop?

Like it's suddenly ok if she fucked a detective instead of a regular cop.
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Re: Hysterical and on the mark
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2014, 06:53:43 PM »
Quote from: Roger Bacon on July 12, 2014, 06:22:53 PM
Like it's suddenly ok if she fucked a detective instead of a regular cop.

LOL, that`s what you drew from my question?  Damn I love this place.... ;D




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Re: Hysterical and on the mark
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2014, 09:37:39 PM »
Quote from: SCRUBS on July 12, 2014, 06:53:43 PM
LOL, that`s what you drew from my question?  Damn I love this place.... ;D






lol  ;D
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Re: Hysterical and on the mark
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2014, 12:36:20 PM »
Quote from: avxo on July 12, 2014, 03:58:13 PM
And after the bank, he goes to his local shawarma shop to pick up some falafels. Then he phonesexes his employees:

True getbigger right there!
 

He's a fuckin' pimp. Guy's probably on HRT and banging Kimberly Guilfoyle, Megyn Kelly, Judge Jeanine, and all the rest. Probably buttfucks liberal broads like Kirsten Powers just out of spite.
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