Author Topic: IFBB Pro Mikaila Soto needs your help (Read 290964 times)

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #850 on:** January 24, 2018, 06:27:58 AM »

Quote from: herne on January 24, 2018, 06:07:04 AM

The air is all brown, that's a serious protein fart

TheFranchise · « **Reply #851 on:** January 24, 2018, 06:29:42 AM »

She honestly needs to give up bodybuilding and try and go back to putting on natural healthy body fat like she had during her porn days. She was more healthy overall in the porn business. Look at all the health issues she’s had since her bodybuilding escapades.

Nothing wrong with her even possibly wanting to go back to porn. Probably could make good money/better money than she is now by doing just simple “schmoe videos” or “request videos” like Nikki Jackson does.

ESFitness · « **Reply #852 on:** January 25, 2018, 01:46:20 PM »

Quote from: TheFranchise on January 24, 2018, 06:29:42 AM

She honestly needs to give up bodybuilding and try and go back to putting on natural healthy body fat like she had during her porn days. She was more healthy overall in the porn business. Look at all the health issues she’s had since her bodybuilding escapades.

Nothing wrong with her even possibly wanting to go back to porn. Probably could make good money/better money than she is now by doing just simple “schmoe videos” or “request videos” like Nikki Jackson does.

She also needs to drop $300(or fuck the artist a couple times) and have that sleeve finished/filled in.

tres_taco_combo · « **Reply #853 on:** January 25, 2018, 05:08:18 PM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on January 24, 2018, 06:27:58 AM

The air is all brown, that's a serious protein fart

love it

herne · « **Reply #854 on:** February 18, 2018, 04:42:04 AM »

herne · « **Reply #855 on:** February 18, 2018, 04:56:01 AM »

herne · « **Reply #856 on:** February 18, 2018, 04:57:54 AM »

Taffin · « **Reply #857 on:** February 18, 2018, 05:04:33 AM »

Quote from: herne on February 18, 2018, 04:56:01 AM

herne · « **Reply #858 on:** March 02, 2018, 02:45:51 PM »

tres_taco_combo · « **Reply #859 on:** March 02, 2018, 03:57:39 PM »

best thread ever

AbrahamG · « **Reply #860 on:** March 02, 2018, 04:52:14 PM »

Quote from: herne on March 02, 2018, 02:45:51 PM

Would drop a c-note for a nice long pull off them bad boys.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #861 on:** March 02, 2018, 11:03:39 PM »

Quote from: AbrahamG on March 02, 2018, 04:52:14 PM

Would drop a c-note for a nice long pull off them bad boys.

Say wut?

Taffin · « **Reply #862 on:** March 03, 2018, 06:52:13 AM »

^^

"I would pay her $100 to breastfeed me for a substantial period."

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #863 on:** March 03, 2018, 08:12:25 AM »

Quote from: Taffin on March 03, 2018, 06:52:13 AM

^^

"I would pay her $100 to breastfeed me for a substantial period."

So basically you would pay to poison yourself with silicons

Taffin · « **Reply #864 on:** March 03, 2018, 10:54:25 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on March 03, 2018, 08:12:25 AM

So basically you would pay to poison yourself with silicons

Woah woah woah woah WOAH THERE DP!!

Need to point out that it was our brother AbrahamG that expressed that wish - albeit encoded in modern vernacular. Mine was an attempt to decode his wishes.

As for Ms Soto I have made my opinions clear elsewhere in this thread, but to be blunt: she is no Dennis Rutkowski.....

... yet

herne · « **Reply #865 on:** March 03, 2018, 11:05:51 AM »

Kwon · « **Reply #866 on:** March 03, 2018, 11:29:49 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on March 02, 2018, 11:03:39 PM

Say wut?

Black speech or?

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #867 on:** March 03, 2018, 11:44:08 AM »

Quote from: Taffin on March 03, 2018, 10:54:25 AM

Woah woah woah woah WOAH THERE DP!!

Need to point out that it was our brother AbrahamG that expressed that wish - albeit encoded in modern vernacular. Mine was an attempt to decode his wishes.

As for Ms Soto I have made my opinions clear elsewhere in this thread, but to be blunt: she is no Dennis Rutkowski.....

... yet

All of a sudden you go no-schmoe-mode? sHe ain't no Dennis, but it's just a matter of days before we can call shim Mike Soto!

Quote from: Kwon on March 03, 2018, 11:29:49 AM

Black speech or?

Yes, this must be Hebroian jungle-ghetto language

herne · « **Reply #868 on:** March 03, 2018, 03:06:29 PM »

KnightXavi · « **Reply #869 on:** March 03, 2018, 07:46:04 PM »

From the recently concluded Arnold Classic Ohio. Soto was no where near the top ten. But, she did get to hobnob

The Scott · « **Reply #870 on:** March 03, 2018, 10:00:58 PM »

Talk about a shenis fest. They look like five beat up leather corpses auditioning for the Herne & Hipo Happy SchMomo Hour®.

Twaddle · « **Reply #871 on:** March 04, 2018, 05:13:35 AM »

Quote from: herne on March 03, 2018, 11:05:51 AM

Wow, a true Aristotle.

Rambone · « **Reply #872 on:** March 04, 2018, 07:20:22 AM »

She’s an inspiration for schmoe squatters everywhere

robcguns · « **Reply #873 on:** March 04, 2018, 08:42:05 AM »

Quote from: The Scott on March 03, 2018, 10:00:58 PM

Talk about a shenis fest. They look like five beat up leather corpses auditioning for the Herne & Hipo Happy SchMomo Hour®.

Hahahah,facially they all look like a wallet my dad had for 15 years.

Taffin · « **Reply #874 on:** March 04, 2018, 09:26:54 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on March 03, 2018, 11:44:08 AM

All of a sudden you go no-schmoe-mode? sHe ain't no Dennis, but it's just a matter of days before we can call shim Mike Soto!

As if - - 100% schmoe-to-the-bone here... told too many stories on here to even attempt a denial.

There's just something about Mike De Soto I can't quite get over... it's not really the p0rn background, or the fact she had her insides scooped out following a world record chlamydia infection (in many ways a plus as its full-stopped that particular DNA sequence)...

I just sorta sense cruelty in her character - a cold-bloodedness - something like the way baby spiders eat their Momma.... I have NO idea why... anyone else know what I mean?