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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #900 on: March 17, 2018, 06:07:45 PM »
So she's fine now? I clicked on page 36 and page 1 so I'm not sure of all the details. Did she died?

Sort of.

World Record Chlamydia infection (nothing to do with the kilometers of bareback/unprotected peni5 she received as a p0rn star of course...)

Close to death she survived by having all her riddled female organs scalloped out and thrown in the bin.

 :P


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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #901 on: March 18, 2018, 01:29:32 AM »
Tru dat - and in my defense I was actually referring to our GBBro tres_taco_combo, not Michael DeSoto....

Should I fear for TTC's health?

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #902 on: March 18, 2018, 11:57:04 AM »
So she's fine now? I clicked on page 36 and page 1 so I'm not sure of all the details. Did she died?

Alive on the outside. Dead on the inside. HTH

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #903 on: March 18, 2018, 01:44:54 PM »
Sort of.

World Record Chlamydia infection (nothing to do with the kilometers of bareback/unprotected peni5 she received as a p0rn star of course...)

Close to death she survived by having all her riddled female organs scalloped out and thrown in the bin.

 :P


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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #904 on: March 18, 2018, 04:59:52 PM »
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Nice to see the newly inaugurated IFBB Female Choir here.

They are OK for Basso Profundo (4 & 3), Baritone (5)  and Tenor Robusto (2 & 1)

But apparently they are really struggling for Mezzo-Soprano and upwards... not sure why...?



1.   Prince Vasili Shuisky (inveterate liar, schemed his way to the Russian throne, always said that he was born under a "lucky Tsar:" Mussorgsky, Boris Godunov)
2.   Monostatos (an evil blackamoor who resents his negritude and covets white women, e.g., he sings, “And I am supposed to avoid love, because a Black is ugly….A White took
      possession of me, White is beautiful! I must kiss her.” He also dances like nobody’s watching in a room of voyeurs, and likes to prank his friends by killing them:  "Haha, non
      sono tuo amico!": Mozart, Die Zauberflöte)
3.   Attila the Hun (bloodthirsty scourge of mankind, but, surprisingly, a great whistler: Verdi, Attila)
4.   The Grand Inquisitor (fanatic condemner of heretics, loves puppies but burns them before they reach the juvenile stage, gets new ones: Verdi, Don Carlo)
5.   Baron Scarpia (sadist, torturer, wanna-be rapist – a true Getbigger: Puccini, Tosca)

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #905 on: March 18, 2018, 07:44:15 PM »
she needs to stop with physique and do figure!!!

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #906 on: March 19, 2018, 06:13:25 AM »


Talk about a shenis fest.  They look like five beat up leather corpses auditioning for the Herne & Hipo Happy SchMomo Hour®.

Love the face of nr 3.

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #907 on: March 19, 2018, 12:36:54 PM »

1.   Prince Vasili Shuisky (inveterate liar, schemed his way to the Russian throne, always said that he was born under a "lucky Tsar:" Mussorgsky, Boris Godunov)
2.   Monostatos (an evil blackamoor who resents his negritude and covets white women, e.g., he sings, “And I am supposed to avoid love, because a Black is ugly….A White took possession of me, White is beautiful! I must kiss her.” He also dances like nobody’s watching in a room of voyeurs, and likes to prank his friends by killing them:  "Haha, non sono tuo amico!": Mozart, Die Zauberflöte)
3.   Attila the Hun (bloodthirsty scourge of mankind, but, surprisingly, a great whistler: Verdi, Attila)
4.   The Grand Inquisitor (fanatic condemner of heretics, loves puppies but burns them before they reach the juvenile stage, gets new ones: Verdi, Don Carlo)
5.   Baron Scarpia (sadist, torturer, wanna-be rapist – a true Getbigger: Puccini, Tosca)


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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #908 on: March 24, 2018, 11:24:53 AM »

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #909 on: March 24, 2018, 11:29:01 AM »
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #910 on: March 24, 2018, 12:59:02 PM »
:D

As if - - 100% schmoe-to-the-bone here... told too many stories on here to even attempt a denial.

There's just something about Mike De Soto I can't quite get over... it's not really the p0rn background, or the fact she had her insides scooped out following a world record chlamydia infection (in many ways a plus as its full-stopped that particular DNA sequence)...

I just sorta sense cruelty in her character - a cold-bloodedness - something like the way baby spiders eat their Momma....  I have NO idea why... anyone else know what I mean?


You are not off base.  In fact, you are completely on target.  She is psychotic.  How do you explain someone who willfully deforms and modifies themselves to such extreme, just to stand out in something that is nothing more than (although, they will deny it) a beauty pageant.  

As someone who once championed Female Bodybuilding, to see what women like Soto have turned themselves into has been nothing short of disturbing and disgusting.  I just wonder when once the people in bodybuilding find her no longer appealing, when she continues finishing last or near last, and all the shock and awe of her has gone.  What she will do next?  There is nothing physically can do.  She has already turned herself into her version of Dr. Frankenstein's monster.  


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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #911 on: March 24, 2018, 04:52:37 PM »
if you follow her on IG (schmoe checking in) she seems generally happy

she is a nutty latina broad who loves attention, and the over the top appearance - she is an ex-porn star/crazy Puerto Rican. is anyone really surprised she is nutty as they get? really... come on guys

not like she is a Rhodes Scholar from an WASP background. you fools - she is a heated latina porn chica. the drama, the donations, the shows, the tats, the random customes, over the top body modifications

 shit is normal

ive dated this exact type several times hence I love this thread and continue to do so.  8) i could write a book on nutty latinas from a gringos perspective.  - ive had manly latina gfs (Cuban, Mexican, Columbia, Brazilian, Puerto Rican)  not to sound like ESFtiness hehe - but i am a quasi expert in the area. some men can tell you about mechanical engineering  - me - latin chics

i love the passion latinas offer though. white girls cannot compete -

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #912 on: March 24, 2018, 07:08:16 PM »

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #913 on: March 24, 2018, 07:34:43 PM »
She's a walking petri dish of fetid filth.   Anyone that does porn is disgusting.

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #914 on: March 24, 2018, 09:44:21 PM »
She's a walking petri dish of fetid filth.   Anyone that does porn is disgusting.

Even, Jenna Jameson?  :o

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #915 on: March 24, 2018, 10:15:32 PM »


that is as good as it gets

nice smile too

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #916 on: March 25, 2018, 04:08:45 AM »

that is as good as it gets

nice smile too

Was as good as it gets, dude... was...
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #917 on: March 25, 2018, 04:22:14 AM »
I hope she's doing well (I prayed for her)

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #918 on: March 25, 2018, 04:34:44 AM »
I hope she's doing well (I prayed for her)

This 'she' isn't a 'she' anymore, so your prayers were highly ineffective (like all prayers are)

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #919 on: March 25, 2018, 06:07:50 AM »
This 'she' isn't a 'she' anymore, so your prayers were highly ineffective (like all prayers are)
oh....this explains a lot... you are an atheist...

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #920 on: March 25, 2018, 08:06:20 AM »
Even, Jenna Jameson?  :o

Even Lukas Osladil!
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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #921 on: March 25, 2018, 10:13:41 AM »
oh....this explains a lot... you are a realist...

thanks

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #922 on: March 25, 2018, 10:21:32 AM »

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #923 on: March 25, 2018, 10:32:40 AM »
beware. read Revelation 20:15

I'm not into fairy tales, but thanks anyway

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Re: IFBB pro Mikaila Soto needs your help
« Reply #924 on: March 25, 2018, 10:52:38 AM »
I'm not into fairy tales, but thanks anyway
don't say I didn't warn you