Author Topic: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie (Read 13269 times)

Hulkotron · « **Reply #50 on:** July 17, 2014, 05:41:38 PM »

Must have been a great pair of hooters that Lustral was knocking around

Lustral · « **Reply #51 on:** July 17, 2014, 05:44:32 PM »

Quote from: devilsmile on July 17, 2014, 05:40:10 PM

holy shit

congrats on your new life, really

Sloppy piece of shit couldn't cook or clean (also valuable qualities) so I was paying €1200/month rent, cooking food, she would eat take away and mould would be growing on food in pan cos she didn't eat it. Never wanted to hurt someone so much.

Fucked her friend and a few others in "our" bed, let her know and kicked her out. That cost another €1500 cos she was from England but was totally worth it.

devilsmile · « **Reply #52 on:** July 17, 2014, 05:48:24 PM »

Quote from: Lustral on July 17, 2014, 05:44:32 PM

Sloppy piece of shit couldn't cook or clean (also valuable qualities) so I was paying €1200/month rent, cooking food, she would eat take away and mould would be growing on food in pan cos she didn't eat it. Never wanted to hurt someone so much.

Fucked her friend and a few others in "our" bed, let her know and kicked her out. That cost another €1500 cos she was from England but was totally worth it.

god damn man! that sounds like the worst stereotypical situation

I couldn't go on for a day with that, not to mention a year... must have been some magic tits she possessed you talk about!

Lustral · « **Reply #53 on:** July 17, 2014, 05:59:21 PM »

Quote from: devilsmile on July 17, 2014, 05:48:24 PM

god damn man! that sounds like the worst stereotypical situation

I couldn't go on for a day with that, not to mention a year... must have been some magic tits she possessed you talk about!

They were damn good but I felt a responsibility to make it work as she moved here, started dreaming about killing her after a short while. I was messed up. Could get so much pussy but didn't know it, so should have avoided it in first place. Was working Tues night and some girl gave me her number, don't give a shit, whereas back then it would be last pussy on earth I'd get even if I was pulling whores every week. Self-confidence is earned I guess, just cost me a lot.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #54 on:** July 17, 2014, 06:45:16 PM »

Quote from: Lustral on July 17, 2014, 05:59:21 PM

They were damn good but I felt a responsibility to make it work as she moved here, started dreaming about killing her after a short while. I was messed up. Could get so much pussy but didn't know it, so should have avoided it in first place. Was working Tues night and some girl gave me her number, don't give a shit, whereas back then it would be last pussy on earth I'd get even if I was pulling whores every week. Self-confidence is earned I guess, just cost me a lot.

sometimes you get wrapped up in someone, and you can't see the forest for the trees...it happens to everyone man.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #55 on:** July 17, 2014, 09:13:24 PM »

Magic call of the titties.

FermiDirac · « **Reply #56 on:** July 17, 2014, 09:54:11 PM »

Went from whale to a standard skinny fat chick.

Zero muscle tone.

Would still hit though.

kyomu · « **Reply #57 on:** July 18, 2014, 01:30:00 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on July 16, 2014, 05:22:57 PM

And shock horror she dumped him once she lost the weight

I saw this case numerous times around me.

Papper · « **Reply #58 on:** July 18, 2014, 09:17:28 AM »

Why is it every mans dream to start with a fatty who becomes better?

Why not dream of getting a victoria secrets model off the bat? Preferrably stolen from a celebrity

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #59 on:** July 18, 2014, 09:19:32 AM »

Quote from: Papper on July 18, 2014, 09:17:28 AM

Why is it every mans dream to start with a fatty who becomes better?

That's not every man's dream.

el numero uno · « **Reply #60 on:** July 20, 2014, 09:35:29 PM »

Quote from: Papper on July 18, 2014, 09:17:28 AM

Why is it every mans dream to start with a fatty who becomes better?

Why not dream of getting a victoria secrets model off the bat? Preferrably stolen from a celebrity

I guess a lot of guys think that those girls would be loyal just because they liked them when they were out of shape.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #61 on:** July 20, 2014, 09:37:28 PM »

might be a good setup, loyal girl etc. retained some of the fat girl traits, loyatly, hopefully doesnt realize how hot she is etc etc.

but I couldnt be seen affectionately in public just one time with a whale

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #62 on:** July 20, 2014, 09:46:28 PM »

Quote from: visualizeperfection on July 20, 2014, 09:37:28 PM

might be a good setup, loyal girl etc. retained some of the fat girl traits, loyatly, hopefully doesnt realize how hot she is etc etc.

but I couldnt be seen affectionately in public just one time with a whale

Sometimes I get embarrassed if there's a ham beast in front of me in line at the super market. I purposefully stand an obnoxious distance away and angle my body 90 degrees to the side in order to evade any possibility of confusion that we are together.

I'm not proud of myself.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #63 on:** July 20, 2014, 10:11:42 PM »

Quote from: Big Chiro Flex on July 20, 2014, 09:46:28 PM

Sometimes I get embarrassed if there's a ham beast in front of me in line at the super market. I purposefully stand an obnoxious distance away and angle my body 90 degrees to the side in order to evade any possibility of confusion that we are together.

I'm not proud of myself.

Next time do the right thing, touch every single one of her purchase choices, examine the nutrition facts, scowl at her whenever there is an undesirable item.

Be sure to include the following phrases "are you sure this is a good idea" "do you really need four of those?" "I bet that tastes good" etc.

If she gives you any sort of uppity empowered female attitude, be sure put a swift halt to that. I recommend carrying a spray bottle filled with water. Give her a squirt or two on the face.... watch how quick that shecuntfatty sassin' gets extinguished.

Frank Clairmonte · « **Reply #64 on:** July 20, 2014, 10:14:45 PM »

Woman are much more worse than men when it comes to selling their body and soul, they go only after money. Men can marry absolutely broke ass girl but not gonna happen otherwise.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #65 on:** July 20, 2014, 10:18:32 PM »

Quote from: visualizeperfection on July 20, 2014, 10:11:42 PM

Next time do the right thing, touch every single one of her purchase choices, examine the nutrition facts, scowl at her whenever there is an undesirable item.

Be sure to include the following phrases "are you sure this is a good idea" "do you really need four of those?" "I bet that tastes good" etc.

If she gives you any sort of uppity empowered female attitude, be sure put a swift halt to that. I recommend carrying a spray bottle filled with water. Give her a squirt or two on the face.... watch how quick that shecuntfatty sassin' gets extinguished.

LMAO!!!