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Confirming an earlier report, Marvel's Joe Quesada has revealed on The Colbert Report that Captain America himself, Steve Rogers, will soon be handing in his suit and shield. His replacement will be his partner Sam Wilson, aka The Falcon.

It's not exactly a shock. Wilson turned up in the latest Captain America movie, played by Anthony Mackie (who did a pretty good job), though he has of course been a regular in Marvel's comics since the 1960s.

The handover will take place in an upcoming issue of the Captain America comic series. Note that Wilson won't be the first black Captain America; Isaiah Bradley, a fellow product of the US Super Soldier program, wore the iconic costume and shield in a comic first published over a decade ago.


While details are scarce, we now know that this new Thor was saved by her predecessor, the former male Thor, who is no longer worthy to wield Mjolnir. The only other details we have is that this #1 issue will premiere in October under the supervision of Jason Aaron and Russell Dautermann.

Marvel's press release quotes writer Jason Aaron as saying: "This is not She-Thor. This is not Lady Thor. This is not Thorita. This is Thor. This is the Thor of the Marvel Universe. But it's unlike any Thor we've ever seen before." The press release also says that whoever is worthy to hold the hammer gets to have the name Thor, so this really is Thor.


Wtf???  Are sales that bad?

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2014, 09:55:24 PM »
First world problems  ::)

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2014, 10:00:36 PM »
First world problems  ::)

We take our fantasies seriously here in the first world.  :'(

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2014, 10:10:03 PM »
There is a certain demographic that is always bad...

   Unfortunately that demographic is the one that always buys comics...   :-\

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2014, 10:10:16 PM »
Grown man melting over comic book stuff.


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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2014, 10:10:52 PM »
Epic fail marvel, epic fail.

Will not read; will not watch if they try and push the movies on us.

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2014, 10:19:42 PM »
Grown man melting over comic book stuff.



That'll do Fermi...that'll do.


I wanted to put "thanks obama" instead of "thanks marvel" on the heading infuse a bit more humor/ outrage.


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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2014, 10:38:50 PM »
Yeah it'll be terrible having a woman as Thor, I'll have my dick in my hand the entire movie if she looks like this.


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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2014, 12:12:31 AM »
comic/marvel fan are beta with man boobs and micropenis.
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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2014, 12:18:06 AM »
Who really even reads comic books any more?  :-\ :-\

I guess these guys

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2014, 12:20:36 AM »
That'll do Fermi...that'll do.


I wanted to put "thanks obama" instead of "thanks marvel" on the heading infuse a bit more humor/ outrage.



This is the first stage of the feminist/PC invasion of the US. You'll be heading the same route as the EU I'm afraid.

Soon you'll have brocures sporting two dads and toy commercials sporting boys in princess clothing playing with cars.

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2014, 12:43:57 AM »
Will she be a lesbian?

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2014, 01:37:38 AM »
Grown man melting over comic book stuff.



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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2014, 08:21:24 AM »
This is so telling about the current state of our society. NOTHING is safe from the PC police. EVERYTHING must be feminized and remade in a racial/gay friendly tone. Everything involving white men must be torn down and defiled and changed to fit the  ew narrative.

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2014, 08:25:10 AM »
These change ups happen every few years or so in comics and have for decades.   Now, I hate this change up, but Thor will come back and so will Steve Rogers.  

Plus, why did a woman "become" Thor?  A person that possesses Mjolnir doesn't become Thor they are simply worthy to possess Mjolnir and thereby wield the power of Thor, but they remain who they are.   Thor is still Thor.

One other thing, Captain America is a super-enhanced soldier that commands and leads.  Sam "Falcon" Wilson is not super-enhanced nor is he a military commander of sorts.

Sorry, not buying this change up either.....boo hiss Marvel!!  >:(


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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2014, 09:09:12 AM »
These change ups happen every few years or so in comics and have for decades.   Now, I hate this change up, but Thor will come back and so will Steve Rogers.  

Plus, why did a woman "become" Thor?  A person that possesses Mjolnir doesn't become Thor they are simply worthy to possess Mjolnir and thereby wield the power of Thor, but they remain who they are.   Thor is still Thor.

One other thing, Captain America is a super-enhanced soldier that commands and leads.  Sam "Falcon" Wilson is not super-enhanced nor is he a military commander of sorts.

Sorry, not buying this change up either.....boo hiss Marvel!!  >:(


exactly. Shit makes no sense. I think when theyre worthy of mjolnir they can gain usage of his powers, but thats it, they dont magically become thor....

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2014, 09:16:01 AM »
These change ups happen every few years or so in comics and have for decades.   Now, I hate this change up, but Thor will come back and so will Steve Rogers.  

Plus, why did a woman "become" Thor?  A person that possesses Mjolnir doesn't become Thor they are simply worthy to possess Mjolnir and thereby wield the power of Thor, but they remain who they are.   Thor is still Thor.

One other thing, Captain America is a super-enhanced soldier that commands and leads.  Sam "Falcon" Wilson is not super-enhanced nor is he a military commander of sorts.

Sorry, not buying this change up either.....boo hiss Marvel!!  >:(


are you believing in different gods than your one and only God ?    >:(

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2014, 09:21:30 AM »

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2014, 09:25:04 AM »
They pull bullshit like this every so often to generate interest and sales.  However, it can't be as bad as their past "duplication" stunt.  Where everyone seemed to be cloned with a slightly different name and costume of the original crew.

Spider man was duped into Scarlet Spider
Capt America was duped into US Agent
Venom - Carnage - and then a shit load of other colored symbiotes
Thor - Thunder Strike
Green Goblin - Hobgoblin - Demo Goblin - New Green Goblin - some other goblin that was female
Hulk - gray  hulk - red hulk
Iron Man - War machine
etc...

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2014, 09:28:08 AM »
Confirming an earlier report, Marvel's Joe Quesada has revealed on The Colbert Report that Captain America himself, Steve Rogers, will soon be handing in his suit and shield. His replacement will be his partner Sam Wilson, aka The Falcon.


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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2014, 09:59:30 AM »
Cultural Marxism, Social Conditioning  :D

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2014, 10:01:37 AM »
This is so telling about the current state of our society. NOTHING is safe from the PC police. EVERYTHING must be feminized and remade in a racial/gay friendly tone. Everything involving white men must be torn down and defiled and changed to fit the  ew narrative.

Another stab at western society.
It's getting pretty obvious.
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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2014, 10:03:12 AM »
Thank god this bullshit did not happen during my childhood back then comics where comics and there was no need to please black people and feminists.

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2014, 10:04:34 AM »


Nice blue stars, welcome to the club.  8)