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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #50 on: July 19, 2014, 06:31:22 PM »
This is so telling about the current state of our society. NOTHING is safe from the PC police. EVERYTHING must be feminized and remade in a racial/gay friendly tone. Everything involving white men must be torn down and defiled and changed to fit the  ew narrative.

It's a sad state of affairs.

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #51 on: July 19, 2014, 06:33:24 PM »
This is almost as tragic as

Women and Hebrews.

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #52 on: July 20, 2014, 07:02:12 AM »
They pull bullshit like this every so often to generate interest and sales.  However, it can't be as bad as their past "duplication" stunt.  Where everyone seemed to be cloned with a slightly different name and costume of the original crew.

Spider man was duped into Scarlet Spider
Capt America was duped into US Agent
Venom - Carnage - and then a shit load of other colored symbiotes
Thor - Thunder Strike
Green Goblin - Hobgoblin - Demo Goblin - New Green Goblin - some other goblin that was female
Hulk - gray  hulk - red hulk
Iron Man - War machine
etc...

Now that you mentioned it I remember as a kid I thought it was strange that they did gray hulk, red hulk etc. You kind of see through lack of quality even as a kid.

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #53 on: July 20, 2014, 10:22:37 AM »
Disney owns Marvel. Marvel owns Thor. Thor is now a woman, who is the daughter of king Odin. Thor is now a Disney Princess.

— Brian (@DaftBrian) July 18, 2014


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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #54 on: July 20, 2014, 01:18:05 PM »
This is a THOR UNLIKE ANY WEVE EVER SEEN!!!!!! *dramatic pause*

FEMALE THOR!

Why?
Because feminism, thats why. Women must do everything men do, always, even in viking mythology.
Well, they already had a hebrew Heimndall.
Its all downhill now, why bother for brakes.

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #55 on: July 20, 2014, 01:23:41 PM »
Well, they already had a hebrew Heimndall.
Its all downhill now, why bother for brakes.

:D cool saying

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #56 on: July 20, 2014, 01:35:19 PM »
Marvel Comics died in the late 90's
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choice is an illusion

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #57 on: July 20, 2014, 03:45:49 PM »
Disney ruined Marvel and all the M-franchises....


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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #58 on: July 20, 2014, 03:50:55 PM »
This is a THOR UNLIKE ANY WEVE EVER SEEN!!!!!! *dramatic pause*

FEMALE THOR!

Why?
Because feminism, thats why. Women must do everything men do, always, even in viking mythology.

BUT WOMEN ARE THE SAME AS MEN. THERE ARE NO DIFFERENCES. WOMEN CAN BE AS GOOD AT MATHS, FOOTBALL, AND COMPUTERS AS MEN ARE AT CLEANING, SUCKING DICK AND BLEEDING.

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #59 on: July 21, 2014, 01:34:27 PM »
BUT WOMEN ARE THE SAME AS MEN. THERE ARE NO DIFFERENCES. WOMEN CAN BE AS GOOD AT MATHS, FOOTBALL, AND COMPUTERS AS MEN ARE AT CLEANING, SUCKING DICK AND BLEEDING.
Those, maybe.
But being a thunder god. No.

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #60 on: July 21, 2014, 01:39:40 PM »
Those, maybe.
But being a thunder god. No.
then she is the Thunder Goddess, no?

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #61 on: July 21, 2014, 01:41:37 PM »
Next you will have people saying jesus was black or God was a woman.

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #62 on: July 21, 2014, 02:58:21 PM »
Next you will have people saying jesus was black or God was a woman.
nature functions way to rationally for god to have been a woman, and way to orderly for a hebrew.

God is clearly a white male

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #63 on: July 21, 2014, 03:02:22 PM »
Next you will have people saying jesus was black or God was a woman.


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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #64 on: July 21, 2014, 03:09:18 PM »
The Black Captain America is fine by me... Steve Rogers will be back and I'm sure Sam Wilson will do his memory justice until he returns.

The Female Thor pisses me off... Thor is not some "ethereal" thing that we don't know what gender he is... Thor is a MAN... period.

The Thor thing is ridiculous.

Killing off Wolverine bothers me a little more than the Captain America change to be honest.

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #65 on: July 21, 2014, 03:10:21 PM »
Disney owns Marvel. Marvel owns Thor. Thor is now a woman, who is the daughter of king Odin. Thor is now a Disney Princess.

— Brian (@DaftBrian) July 18, 2014


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Accurate as fuck.

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #67 on: July 21, 2014, 11:44:44 PM »
People need to stop buying marvel comics
choice is an illusion

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Re: New Capt America is black and Thor becomes a woman. Thanks Marvel.
« Reply #68 on: July 22, 2014, 06:06:21 AM »


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