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Utterly badass Tongans
« on: July 17, 2014, 09:35:16 AM »
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Re: Utterly badass Tongans
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2014, 09:43:02 AM »
pussys, they would start withering down in two days when they can't eat food and only drink a cup of water a day in -40 celcius weather while having to constantly move... and also no sleep for 3 weeks straight.

all the size put to waste, that's the truth.

But they look good, probably would get laid if they put that video in a dating web site.
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Re: Utterly badass Tongans
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2014, 09:43:27 AM »
I do a similar routine before my "triceps day".
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Re: Utterly badass Tongans
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2014, 09:45:55 AM »
After two days without food and water those Tongans would crumble, while Devilsmile would still be at 80 % efficiency.

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Re: Utterly badass Tongans
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2014, 09:48:28 AM »
Yeah, so badass that insurgents were able to breach the section of Camp Bastion parameter that they were guarding and kill two US Marines and destroy six Harriers.

They all tend to be massive though, esp the chicks.
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Re: Utterly badass Tongans
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2014, 09:57:38 AM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on July 17, 2014, 09:45:55 AM
After two days without food and water those Tongans would crumble, while Devilsmile would still be at 80 % efficiency.



exactly, they would cry about their catabolic state and then panic because they realise this isn't the predator movie where you don't have to eat or drink to maintain the swole body, they would probably commit suicides even  :D

I would pick them off one by one with my extreme skills, and the last guy I would beat him down with my bare hands and leave him alive to tell the story.

All true, no lie.
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Re: Utterly badass Tongans
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2014, 10:01:56 AM »
does this magic dance stop or repel on coming bullets  ???
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Re: Utterly badass Tongans
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2014, 10:05:18 AM »
Quote from: Ken Fresno on July 17, 2014, 09:48:28 AM
Yeah, so badass that insurgents were able to breach the section of Camp Bastion parameter that they were guarding and kill two US Marines and destroy six Harriers.

They all tend to be massive though, esp the chicks.
wow. Source?
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Re: Utterly badass Tongans
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2014, 10:14:43 AM »
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Re: Utterly badass Tongans
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2014, 10:54:40 AM »
We can all do this bullshit dancing, means fuck all - slap in the fuckin head and you'll be dancing alright kid
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Re: Utterly badass Tongans
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2014, 11:29:19 AM »
They seem to like to touch and slap themselves a lot?
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Re: Utterly badass Tongans
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2014, 12:01:52 PM »
I do this sometimes to get jacked up for a big dump
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Re: Utterly badass Tongans
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2014, 12:59:40 PM »
Wasn't Wolfox Tongan?
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Re: Utterly badass Tongans
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2014, 01:32:20 PM »
Do you know how I could hire them for my kid's birthday party?
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Re: Utterly badass Tongans
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2014, 01:41:26 PM »
Quote from: SuperTed on July 17, 2014, 12:59:40 PM
Wasn't Wolfox Tongan?

Mandatory GIF...
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Re: Utterly badass Tongans
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2014, 03:43:01 PM »
Bet "oldtimer1" thinks ROnda can beat Haku hahaha
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Re: Utterly badass Tongans
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2014, 04:13:26 PM »
Quote from: SuperTed on July 17, 2014, 12:59:40 PM
Wasn't Wolfox Tongan?

No he was a homo twink that was Hispanic background according to him

All 5'9 150 pounds of him :D
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Re: Utterly badass Tongans
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2014, 07:33:12 PM »
Quote from: Bevo on July 17, 2014, 04:13:26 PM
No he was a homo twink that was Hispanic background according to him

All 5'9 150 pounds of him :D

He was also a Jew and a Shizzo gimmick account
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