Husband sends wife spreadsheet showing she turned him down for sex 25/28 times

[phreak]

A cast iron frying pan in one hand, a wooden rolling pin in the other...
 

and a cock in your mouth, so at least you're quiet.


 

[DroppingPlates]

^^

 

[tommywishbone]

What kind of disgusting pig goes to the gym, workouts and then doesn't shower before bed?  Jesus fucking Christ what a diabolical pig.

[DroppingPlates]

What kind of disgusting pig goes to the gym, workouts and then doesn't shower before bed?  Jesus fucking Christ what a diabolical pig.

Maybe you haven't discovered the power of pheromones yet...

[Hulkotron]

It's like when you put your finger in your butt and sniff it and get slightly aroused.

[Wolfox]

Spreadsheet....what a fucking wimp.  If I wanted some ass, I didn't ask..I took

Gotta agree with Vince.

I don't wanna sound like a caveman but I never ask.  

I simple initiate and the sex is reciprocal.

If you have to ask you're already failing.

[HavoX]

How did it ennd?

[Papper]

If you have a son....you only have to worry about one dick during the teenage years.

If you have a daughter.....you have to worry about all the dicks on the planet.

Hopefully not all dicks