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I got Ronnie's autograph!
« on: January 30, 2006, 06:56:34 PM »
Check it out. I wonder what I could get for it on ebay........

Here he is signing stuff:


He was great. He said that Jesus has plan for everyone. He also said, "everybody wanna be a bodybilder, but nobody wanna lift no heavyass weights."

I asked him  for advice, cause I've been going thru some hard times lately, and I may be divorcing. Anyways in regards to divorce, he said, "is cheepa to keep 'er" so I think I'm gonna stick it out , so that bitch don't get half my money.

I asked him if he had really graduated from College, and he said, "Yip Yip!"
"Magnun PI, from Gremlin colege."


Here is my autograph:
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2006, 10:27:08 PM »
I agree, you deserve a fucking medal my man.  And this joke doesn't have the lame "oh brother ahahahah" line in it either.
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2006, 10:32:34 PM »
lol, i wonder if ronald ever surfs getbig.
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2006, 11:35:40 PM »
Don’t mistake the way Ronnie talks for being stupid.  I would be willing to bet he’s smarter than most of you knobs that take shots at him.  There’s one dude where I attend university that slurs his speech badly with a very basic vocabulary, he also happens to be at the top of most of his classes.
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2006, 01:57:16 AM »
Hes from Louisiana and lives in Texas . Who's he supposed to talk like  fucken Prince Charles?
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2006, 03:45:26 AM »
That's one funny posts.. And he writes like a 4 year old kid
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gordiano

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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2006, 03:46:29 AM »
Quote from: Onondaga on January 31, 2006, 11:35:40 PM
Don’t mistake the way Ronnie talks for being stupid.  I would be willing to bet he’s smarter than most of you knobs that take shots at him.  There’s one dude where I attend university that slurs his speech badly with a very basic vocabulary, he also happens to be at the top of most of his classes.

Hmmm.......maybe he is copying off the smart kid in class....... ::)
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2006, 04:11:06 AM »
Quote from: gordiano on February 01, 2006, 03:46:29 AM
Hmmm.......maybe he is copying off the smart kid in class....... ::)

how do you rate GPA 3.3?

is it good or bad?
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2006, 04:14:12 AM »
lol funny stuff
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2006, 04:37:48 AM »
Quote from: Onondaga on January 31, 2006, 11:35:40 PM
Don’t mistake the way Ronnie talks for being stupid.  I would be willing to bet he’s smarter than most of you knobs that take shots at him.  There’s one dude where I attend university that slurs his speech badly with a very basic vocabulary, he also happens to be at the top of most of his classes.
::)
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2006, 04:41:41 AM »
Quote from: Onondaga on January 31, 2006, 11:35:40 PM
Don’t mistake the way Ronnie talks for being stupid.  I would be willing to bet he’s smarter than most of you knobs that take shots at him.  There’s one dude where I attend university that slurs his speech badly with a very basic vocabulary, he also happens to be at the top of most of his classes.

Is that "McDonald's University" that you both attend??
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2006, 05:51:19 AM »
fuck dude ... funniest post in a long time  :D
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2006, 07:16:27 AM »
LOL ;D
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2006, 03:00:27 PM »
Quote from: Grundle on February 01, 2006, 02:54:51 PM
Ronnie use a computer? He's taking classes three days a week to learn how tell time.
Dumber than an empty bottle of posing oil.

and yet he has succeeded in everything in life. how are YOU measuring up to his success?
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2006, 05:19:02 PM »
this post sucks ;D

(actually very funny- well done!)
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2007, 04:19:55 PM »
BUMPUS MAXIMUS!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2007, 12:49:27 AM »
Quote from: Onondaga on January 31, 2006, 11:35:40 PM
Don’t mistake the way Ronnie talks for being stupid.  I would be willing to bet he’s smarter than most of you knobs that take shots at him.  There’s one dude where I attend university that slurs his speech badly with a very basic vocabulary, he also happens to be at the top of most of his classes.

thats probably because he gets special treatment...Get a note from a doc saying you have ADD and you can take test home with you and/or have no time limits...Prove you have some sort of reading disability and you can take tests using books/notes ect...
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2007, 12:55:30 AM »
Quote from: Wombat on June 05, 2007, 12:49:27 AM
thats probably because he gets special treatment...Get a note from a doc saying you have ADD and you can take test home with you and/or have no time limits...Prove you have some sort of reading disability and you can take tests using books/notes ect...
At what college?
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2007, 12:57:41 AM »
Quote from: gordiano on January 30, 2006, 06:56:34 PM
Check it out. I wonder what I could get for it on ebay........

Here he is signing stuff:


He was great. He said that Jesus has plan for everyone. He also said, "everybody wanna be a bodybilder, but nobody wanna lift no heavyass weights."

I asked him  for advice, cause I've been going thru some hard times lately, and I may be divorcing. Anyways in regards to divorce, he said, "is cheepa to keep 'er" so I think I'm gonna stick it out , so that bitch don't get half my money.

I asked him if he had really graduated from College, and he said, "Yip Yip!"
"Magnun PI, from Gremlin colege."


Here is my autograph:

How much did he charge you?
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2007, 01:00:25 AM »
Ronnie's IQ is greater than Bethany Howlett's.  ;)
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2007, 01:17:53 AM »
HAHHAH you are a stupid c unt gordiano.... I laughed hard at Tank you Jesus :D :D HAHAHA
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2007, 01:29:31 AM »
Sell it you can get a stamp with the money
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2007, 01:37:07 AM »
lol, good work.
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2007, 02:02:00 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on February 01, 2006, 03:00:27 PM
and yet he has succeeded in everything in life. how are YOU measuring up to his success?


define everything, I do not admire his life for one bit.
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Re: I got Ronnie's autograph!
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2007, 02:06:20 AM »
Quote from: Samourai Pizzacat on June 05, 2007, 02:02:00 AM
define everything, I do not admire his life for one bit.

Agreed.

I cannot understand how anyone can admire Ronnie Coleman.
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