Joining the "that shit aint happening any more crowd"....50 years ago, got it 50, after my divorce I moved down to the USC campus and slept on my brothers couch until got my bearings. Met a 6' tall long legged blond coed. Fast forward she rented a room on the beach in Malibu as a treat as she called it. She brought a dozen 4X condoms (about the best back then) and challenged me to "fill them up by morning". FAIL. Well not really....got to 11. Was damn near shooting blood. These days its 20 years younger wife, rest, hydration, prayer and Cialis. And for you kids who wonder about the future....it is still just as good!!