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What my girlfriend noticed...
« on: July 22, 2014, 06:13:32 PM »
This is going to be a little bit "ahem" out there but....

My girlfriend said to me she noticed that the world started going to hell about the same time when women started shaving all the hair off on their pussies.

At first I roared with laughter but then I started thinking about it and I realized that she's right. It was about 1998 - 1998 when women started looking to get rid of the muff tuff. Right about the same time everyone was talking about Y2K. Then when 9/11 struck in 2001 lady pelt was more or less extinct

Next I noted that Muslims have been making their women go hairless for centuries and look it how almost every Islamic nation is a violent hell hole.

Finally I got to thinking about China and the fact that Chinese women don't tend to shave. Many don't even shave under their arms and look at how powerful China is today. From poor nation to SUPER Power. China is literally kicking everyone's economic ass in the world.

Perhaps... perhaps...perhaps... perhaps...

Perhaps there's something going with female pubic hair and the effect it has on men (and consequently society) It would appear that when most women have a full bush then on the whole men are less violent and tend to work harder. Therefore society prospers! Nature is filled with all kinds "connections". Most of these connections we seldom notice and we understand very little of what we do see. So maybe there is a correlation between fuzzy wuzzy lady triangle and happy strong nation.

After all... Nature wouldn't have given us pubic hair without good reasons.

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2014, 06:25:13 PM »
When I was younger every woman had a nice triangle of hair down there. It just looked hot. Fooling around with girls in the 70's, and most of the 80's. Then the shaved 90's period came. It was shocking and yes hot but it's played out. It's 2014 and time to go back. I want my women with hair down there. It's just natural and having a trimmed triangle just looks so dirty hot.  I will leave you guys with the tongue out lexicon for emphasis.   :P

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2014, 06:29:47 PM »
This is going to be a little bit "ahem" out there but....

My girlfriend said to me she noticed that the world started going to hell about the same time when women started shaving all the hair off on their pussies.

At first I roared with laughter but then I started thinking about it and I realized that she's right. It was about 1998 - 1998 when women started looking to get rid of the muff tuff. Right about the same time everyone was talking about Y2K. Then when 9/11 struck in 2001 lady pelt was more or less extinct

Next I noted that Muslims have been making their women go hairless for centuries and look it how almost every Islamic nation is a violent hell hole.

Finally I got to thinking about China and the fact that Chinese women don't tend to shave. Many don't even shave under their arms and look at how powerful China is today. From poor nation to SUPER Power. China is literally kicking everyone's economic ass in the world.

Perhaps... perhaps...perhaps... perhaps...

Perhaps there's something going with female pubic hair and the effect it has on men (and consequently society) It would appear that when most women have a full bush then on the whole men are less violent and tend to work harder. Therefore society prospers! Nature is filled with all kinds "connections". Most of these connections we seldom notice and we understand very little of what we do see. So maybe there is a correlation between fuzzy wuzzy lady triangle and happy strong nation.

After all... Nature wouldn't have given us pubic hair without good reasons.
falcon essence strong on this one

an atheist would say "nothing matters" no purpose in the hair , more than likely not even contributing to your thread in hoping to atleast entertain this idea for creative purposes

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2014, 06:33:30 PM »
I think Vietnam, The Cuban Missile Crisis, Korea, WW2, WW1, and a few other things like the Spanish Inquisition and Witch burnings were a few years before 1998.

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2014, 06:55:38 PM »
This is going to be a little bit "ahem" out there but....

My girlfriend said to me she noticed that the world started going to hell about the same time when women started shaving all the hair off on their pussies.

At first I roared with laughter but then I started thinking about it and I realized that she's right. It was about 1998 - 1998 when women started looking to get rid of the muff tuff. Right about the same time everyone was talking about Y2K. Then when 9/11 struck in 2001 lady pelt was more or less extinct

Next I noted that Muslims have been making their women go hairless for centuries and look it how almost every Islamic nation is a violent hell hole.

Finally I got to thinking about China and the fact that Chinese women don't tend to shave. Many don't even shave under their arms and look at how powerful China is today. From poor nation to SUPER Power. China is literally kicking everyone's economic ass in the world.

Perhaps... perhaps...perhaps... perhaps...

Perhaps there's something going with female pubic hair and the effect it has on men (and consequently society) It would appear that when most women have a full bush then on the whole men are less violent and tend to work harder. Therefore society prospers! Nature is filled with all kinds "connections". Most of these connections we seldom notice and we understand very little of what we do see. So maybe there is a correlation between fuzzy wuzzy lady triangle and happy strong nation.

After all... Nature wouldn't have given us pubic hair without good reasons.

This reminds me of some of Johnny Falcon's/Marty Champion's posts except it actually makes sense.

It inspired me to ask these questions:

When did men/bodybuilders/G4P characters start shaving their pubes? Was it about the same time as women did?

Is their any correlation between women shaving their nether regions and the onset of very brief swimwear? Likewise with male bodybuilding thongs?

Are people who shave their body hair secretly wishing they were still prepubescent?

When you have intercourse with someone who shaves their pubic hair does it cause razor burns? Who is more prone to getting them, the man or the woman?

And finally, did you know that as we age our pubic hair actually thins out on its own?

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2014, 07:12:43 PM »
This reminds me of some of Johnny Falcon's/Marty Champion's posts except it actually makes sense.

It inspired me to ask these questions:

When did men/bodybuilders/G4P characters start shaving their pubes? Was it about the same time as women did?

Is their any correlation between women shaving their nether regions and the onset of very brief swimwear? Likewise with male bodybuilding thongs?

Are people who shave their body hair secretly wishing they were still prepubescent?

When you have intercourse with someone who shaves their pubic hair does it cause razor burns? Who is more prone to getting them, the man or the woman?

And finally, did you know that as we age our pubic hair actually thins out on it's own?

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2014, 07:20:38 PM »
And finally, did you know that as we age our pubic hair actually thins out on it's own?

You're, like, 70, aren't you? And still you don't know the correct ways in which to use "its" and "it's"?

Jeepers creepers, fella!

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2014, 07:22:03 PM »
This is going to be a little bit "ahem" out there but....

My girlfriend said to me she noticed that the world started going to hell about the same time when women started shaving all the hair off on their pussies.

At first I roared with laughter but then I started thinking about it and I realized that she's right. It was about 1998 - 1998 when women started looking to get rid of the muff tuff. Right about the same time everyone was talking about Y2K. Then when 9/11 struck in 2001 lady pelt was more or less extinct

Next I noted that Muslims have been making their women go hairless for centuries and look it how almost every Islamic nation is a violent hell hole.

Finally I got to thinking about China and the fact that Chinese women don't tend to shave. Many don't even shave under their arms and look at how powerful China is today. From poor nation to SUPER Power. China is literally kicking everyone's economic ass in the world.

Perhaps... perhaps...perhaps... perhaps...

Perhaps there's something going with female pubic hair and the effect it has on men (and consequently society) It would appear that when most women have a full bush then on the whole men are less violent and tend to work harder. Therefore society prospers! Nature is filled with all kinds "connections". Most of these connections we seldom notice and we understand very little of what we do see. So maybe there is a correlation between fuzzy wuzzy lady triangle and happy strong nation.

After all... Nature wouldn't have given us pubic hair without good reasons.





Wow,you have stumbled upon what inadvertently causes great societies to fall from power.A phenomena never before realized only to be discoverd here on getbig.Truely the collective mind of getbig holds the success or failure of nations.

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2014, 07:24:15 PM »
As far as the topic at hand, I don't know about the correlation between female pubic hair and the world's problems, but I DO know that, yes, it's definitely time to swing the trend back in the other direction.

A woman sporting a maintained pubic bush is unbearably hot.

(The shaved deal was both shocking and hot during the early years of its recent trend status, but now is B.O.R.I.N.G.)

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2014, 07:33:47 PM »
Maybe your gf is tired of shaving her butthole

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2014, 07:37:26 PM »
This reminds me of some of Johnny Falcon's/Marty Champion's posts except it actually makes sense.

It inspired me to ask these questions:

When did men/bodybuilders/G4P characters start shaving their pubes? Was it about the same time as women did?

Is their any correlation between women shaving their nether regions and the onset of very brief swimwear? Likewise with male bodybuilding thongs?

Are people who shave their body hair secretly wishing they were still prepubescent?

When you have intercourse with someone who shaves their pubic hair does it cause razor burns? Who is more prone to getting them, the man or the woman?

And finally, did you know that as we age our pubic hair actually thins out on it's own?
Im going to puke now.... ???

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2014, 07:45:47 PM »
Im going to puke now.... ???

It also increases in max length... Tops out around 7 inches.

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2014, 08:06:32 PM »
This is going to be a little bit "ahem" out there but....

My girlfriend said to me she noticed that the world started going to hell about the same time when women started shaving all the hair off on their pussies.

At first I roared with laughter but then I started thinking about it and I realized that she's right. It was about 1998 - 1998 when women started looking to get rid of the muff tuff. Right about the same time everyone was talking about Y2K. Then when 9/11 struck in 2001 lady pelt was more or less extinct

Next I noted that Muslims have been making their women go hairless for centuries and look it how almost every Islamic nation is a violent hell hole.

Finally I got to thinking about China and the fact that Chinese women don't tend to shave. Many don't even shave under their arms and look at how powerful China is today. From poor nation to SUPER Power. China is literally kicking everyone's economic ass in the world.

Perhaps... perhaps...perhaps... perhaps...

Perhaps there's something going with female pubic hair and the effect it has on men (and consequently society) It would appear that when most women have a full bush then on the whole men are less violent and tend to work harder. Therefore society prospers! Nature is filled with all kinds "connections". Most of these connections we seldom notice and we understand very little of what we do see. So maybe there is a correlation between fuzzy wuzzy lady triangle and happy strong nation.

After all... Nature wouldn't have given us pubic hair without good reasons.

Big hair bands and blow also went out as shaved was coming in so you might want to figure that into your hypothesis. Perhaps the "stack" of  the 3 is the reason,,bodybuilding related  :D

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2014, 08:26:50 PM »
screaming for my attention by putting me down, you aint the only one (yet cant get enough of my posts because it speaks to your over soul but your "human" deprograming cant deal with my shit)

Lighten up Marty. We all get made fun of on Getbig. It is par for the course around here.

Maybe all those veggies have made you a little more sensitive than usual, huh?

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2014, 08:28:01 PM »
You're, like, 70, aren't you? And still you don't know the correct ways in which to use "its" and "it's"?

Jeepers creepers, fella!

Thanks for staying on top of this for me.

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2014, 08:30:42 PM »
Im going to puke now.... ???

Yeah, getting old has it's benefits.

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2014, 08:35:31 PM »
It could have something to do with more men going down on chicks. it's more appealing with a hairless box than a mad bush, and since you are what you eat there could literally be more pussies in the world because of this

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2014, 08:42:18 PM »
Yeah, getting old has it's benefits.


Wrong one again, fucktwat.

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2014, 09:54:25 PM »
Put the marijuana down son.
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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2014, 09:57:56 PM »
Put the marijuana down son. 

....And put your jantana and trunks on





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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2014, 10:13:28 PM »
This is going to be a little bit "ahem" out there but....

My girlfriend said to me she noticed that the world started going to hell about the same time when women started shaving all the hair off on their pussies.

At first I roared with laughter but then I started thinking about it and I realized that she's right. It was about 1998 - 1998 when women started looking to get rid of the muff tuff. Right about the same time everyone was talking about Y2K. Then when 9/11 struck in 2001 lady pelt was more or less extinct

Next I noted that Muslims have been making their women go hairless for centuries and look it how almost every Islamic nation is a violent hell hole.

Finally I got to thinking about China and the fact that Chinese women don't tend to shave. Many don't even shave under their arms and look at how powerful China is today. From poor nation to SUPER Power. China is literally kicking everyone's economic ass in the world.

Perhaps... perhaps...perhaps... perhaps...

Perhaps there's something going with female pubic hair and the effect it has on men (and consequently society) It would appear that when most women have a full bush then on the whole men are less violent and tend to work harder. Therefore society prospers! Nature is filled with all kinds "connections". Most of these connections we seldom notice and we understand very little of what we do see. So maybe there is a correlation between fuzzy wuzzy lady triangle and happy strong nation.

After all... Nature wouldn't have given us pubic hair without good reasons.

Love to sit between you two at a movie theater with the popcorn in my lap

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2014, 10:38:03 PM »
This is going to be a little bit "ahem" out there but....

My girlfriend said to me she noticed that the world started going to hell about the same time when women started shaving all the hair off on their pussies.

At first I roared with laughter but then I started thinking about it and I realized that she's right. It was about 1998 - 1998 when women started looking to get rid of the muff tuff. Right about the same time everyone was talking about Y2K. Then when 9/11 struck in 2001 lady pelt was more or less extinct

Next I noted that Muslims have been making their women go hairless for centuries and look it how almost every Islamic nation is a violent hell hole.

Finally I got to thinking about China and the fact that Chinese women don't tend to shave. Many don't even shave under their arms and look at how powerful China is today. From poor nation to SUPER Power. China is literally kicking everyone's economic ass in the world.

Perhaps... perhaps...perhaps... perhaps...

Perhaps there's something going with female pubic hair and the effect it has on men (and consequently society) It would appear that when most women have a full bush then on the whole men are less violent and tend to work harder. Therefore society prospers! Nature is filled with all kinds "connections". Most of these connections we seldom notice and we understand very little of what we do see. So maybe there is a correlation between fuzzy wuzzy lady triangle and happy strong nation.

After all... Nature wouldn't have given us pubic hair without good reasons.
There was an article on gawker awhile back on the hair thing.
Women have been shaving it off on and "off" for centuries.
I believe in today's world, it's due to the porn industry's influence

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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2014, 12:52:37 AM »
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Re: What my girlfriend noticed...
« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2014, 02:47:33 AM »
This reminds me of some of Johnny Falcon's/Marty Champion's posts except it actually makes sense.

It inspired me to ask these questions:

When did men/bodybuilders/G4P characters start shaving their pubes? Was it about the same time as women did?

Is their any correlation between women shaving their nether regions and the onset of very brief swimwear? Likewise with male bodybuilding thongs?

Are people who shave their body hair secretly wishing they were still prepubescent?

When you have intercourse with someone who shaves their pubic hair does it cause razor burns? Who is more prone to getting them, the man or the woman?

And finally, did you know that as we age our pubic hair actually thins out on its own?