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I had an holiday and ordered some chips
« on: July 23, 2014, 04:56:48 AM »
But they warn't like the chips at home.  Know what I mean?

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Re: I had an holiday and ordered some chips
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2014, 05:07:30 AM »
Mods please delete this gimmick

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Re: I had an holiday and ordered some chips
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2014, 05:55:32 AM »
My mother ('me mum') is English.  I contend that this board is my birthright.

Nevertheless, since I was rained on for three years straight in your fair land, I shall resign from this UK sub board of my own free will on 23/7/2017.  You may consider this fair warning of my pending resignation, you Blue Meanie.

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Re: I had an holiday and ordered some chips
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2014, 01:04:29 PM »
if your mom is uk then i think you can post in here

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Re: I had an holiday and ordered some chips
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2014, 03:12:27 PM »
I once inseminated a British woman, whilst on vacation in Southern Mexico.


Raw. No pull-out. No condom. No shame.


Does this give me a right to post in this forum?


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Re: I had an holiday and ordered some chips
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2014, 04:16:20 AM »
I once inseminated a British woman, whilst on vacation in Southern Mexico.


Raw. No pull-out. No condom. No shame.


Does this give me a right to post in this forum?



Is your penis bigger than Nick Toscani's?

To become a friend of Britain, you had to be at least 6 inches deep inside a Brits vagina

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Re: I had an holiday and ordered some chips
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2014, 04:18:30 AM »
Is your penis bigger than Nick Toscani's?

To become a friend of Britain, you had to be at least 6 inches deep inside a Brits vagina

Im 1.55 toscani's.

so exactly 6.1 inches.

I am on the "cusp".

If I remember correctly she was from a city called either blackpool or blackstone. Are these places?

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Re: I had an holiday and ordered some chips
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2014, 05:08:57 AM »
Im 1.55 toscani's.

so exactly 6.1 inches.

I am on the "cusp".

If I remember correctly she was from a city called either blackpool or blackstone. Are these places?

Did she have no knickers on, and suck you off before even asking permission - Blackpool.

If she was making massive gains on prohormones - Blackstone Labs

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Re: I had an holiday and ordered some chips
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2014, 06:36:22 AM »
All I did in Blackpool was work.  :(  If I'd only known. 


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Re: I had an holiday and ordered some chips
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2014, 07:21:47 AM »
Im 1.55 toscani's.

so exactly 6.1 inches.

I am on the "cusp".

If I remember correctly she was from a city called either blackpool or blackstone. Are these places?

6" is where the magic happens...

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Re: I had an holiday and ordered some chips
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2014, 07:30:31 AM »
My mother ('me mum') is English.  I contend that this board is my birthright.

Nevertheless, since I was rained on for three years straight in your fair land, I shall resign from this UK sub board of my own free will on 23/7/2017.  You may consider this fair warning of my pending resignation, you Blue Meanie.
Colonial. Mine is 'The Old Mum.' Learn some manners.    ;D

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Re: I had an holiday and ordered some chips
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2014, 08:10:23 AM »
Struth!  Busted by an English snob.