Ordering the "High Protein" options at the smoothie shop

[Hulkotron]

I always feel like a tit walking up to the disinterested young Hebrew behind the counter and telling him "Yes I'd like a large 800-Lb Gorilla" or the "MuscleMax" oh brother.

[That_Dude]

99.9% of the time they just add a scoop of low quality bulk soy protein to the "high protein" smoothies.

[Mawse]

^^^ I definitely wouldn't risk squandering my anabolic window with an inferior protein source

A true iron warrior would keep a tub of his own 'Skip Blend' in his locker and demand that the young Hebrew added five scoops of cross filtered, cold processed ion exchanged bovine colostrum to the blended ice, banana and peanut butter concoction.

[Big Chiro Flex]

I tend to avoid smoothie shops as I feel my chance of encountering homosex is greatly increased there

[visualizeperfection]

I tend to avoid smoothie shops as I feel my chance of encountering homosex is greatly increased there

One should never roll into the local jamba juice sporting a tight sleeved shirt, thats for certain.

Unless ones aim is to get a double shot of "protein" right in the auxiliary port.

[_aj_]

LOL @ this whole thread 

[MORTALCOIL]

Always carry 10 scoops of Plazmosis wherever you go.

[SuperTed]

I used to do this when I was in college and just started training.

"Yeah, I'd like a large peanut butter milkshake with 2 scoops of protein, muscle and weight gain added. Thanks"

 

[wes]

Ultra-Gay thread reported.