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Thteven

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Anybody feel like frying some HOT Bacon?
« on: July 24, 2014, 04:21:49 AM »


 Imagine this fine specimen on a hot summers day. Pushing his ice cream cart through your neighborhood with his shirt off.

 Blue collar stud.

 Melted vanilla ice cream dripping all over the bulge of his faded jeans as he hands you your cone.

 "You gonna wash that off?" you ask him
 
 He tosses you a wet rag. You lick your ice cream cone furiously.

 :o :o :o :o :o
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Nirvana

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Re: Anybody feel like frying some HOT Bacon?
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2014, 04:23:01 AM »
he went full retard in Digging to China.
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thegamechanger

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Re: Anybody feel like frying some HOT Bacon?
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2014, 04:23:15 AM »
Good everyday physique
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Re: Anybody feel like frying some HOT Bacon?
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2014, 04:46:25 AM »
The spirit of Juruth is there, I can sense it. But please leave Roger out of this.
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Re: Anybody feel like frying some HOT Bacon?
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2014, 04:58:14 AM »
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Went to a Slayer concert a few years ago. Didn't know one song nor did I care about any of their 'music'. I had my shorts around my ankles nearly the whole time. No one noticed. I got behind this one big sexy bald guy and started humping him furiously. Occasionally he'd turn around, but I would quickly turn the other way and pretend like I was 'thrashing' to the 'song'.

I must have made love to at least a dozen tattooed skinheads that night.


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Re: Anybody feel like frying some HOT Bacon?
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2014, 05:14:31 AM »
Quote from: Thteven on July 24, 2014, 04:21:49 AM


 Imagine this fine specimen on a hot summers day. Pushing his ice cream cart through your neighborhood with his shirt off.

 Blue collar stud.

 Melted vanilla ice cream dripping all over the bulge of his faded jeans as he hands you your cone.

 "You gonna wash that off?" you ask him
 
 He tosses you a wet rag. You lick your ice cream cone furiously.

 :o :o :o :o :o
Do be very careful the way you use that name. We have fond feelings for our friend Bacon Esquire R.
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Re: Anybody feel like frying some HOT Bacon?
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2014, 07:47:57 AM »
Would you drink a semen martini of him? Shaken not stirred.  :P
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Papper

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Re: Anybody feel like frying some HOT Bacon?
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2014, 08:52:34 AM »
Juruth-esque but with young subject.

Kevin Bacon (and Willem Dafoe) both look way better as 40-50 year olds. (No homo)
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Re: Anybody feel like frying some HOT Bacon?
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2014, 09:13:23 AM »
Invisible man was awesome.
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Re: Anybody feel like frying some HOT Bacon?
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2014, 09:15:22 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on July 24, 2014, 09:13:23 AM
Invisible man was awesome.

Yeah, Hollow man was awesome  :)
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thegamechanger

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Re: Anybody feel like frying some HOT Bacon?
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2014, 09:44:55 AM »
Hollow Man had a really hot chick
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Re: Anybody feel like frying some HOT Bacon?
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2014, 10:08:56 AM »
industrial strength moose knuckle on Bacon.
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thegamechanger

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Re: Anybody feel like frying some HOT Bacon?
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2014, 10:11:16 AM »
 :)
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Re: Anybody feel like frying some HOT Bacon?
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2014, 10:14:03 AM »


A true getbigger who saved the world from Graboids.
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thegamechanger

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Re: Anybody feel like frying some HOT Bacon?
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2014, 10:16:13 AM »
Kevin Bacon is a good actor,never disappointed me in any of his roles and seems like a cool guy
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Re: Anybody feel like frying some HOT Bacon?
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2014, 12:07:19 PM »
Bring this thread back on topic.

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