Any funny stories involving you and chavs?

[Army of One]

Post your experiences with this species

[Omega]

i have knocked out a few but I am a little old now to be even in the same vicinity as these people.
Although social gatherings do tend to get a cross over of all different breeds.

[Skorp1o]

Post your experiences with this species

My experiences with Chavs are limited to my interactions with you on here  

[pedro01]

Not really had much experience. Which could mean I actually am a Chav.

I do remember a comedian once saying.

"You ever been to Wolverhampton? Weird place. When I got there I thought I was in an Olympic village, there were that many people walking around in track suits".

[BigCyp]

Not really had much experience. Which could mean I actually am a Chav.

I do remember a comedian once saying.

"You ever been to Wolverhampton? Weird place. When I got there I thought I was in an Olympic village, there were that many people walking around in track suits".

Haha, I think Jimmy Carr once said something like "You know you're in Argos, because everyone's dressed for the gym but you just KNOW they're not going" 

[BigCyp]

Not neccessarily about chavs, but just now I was holding my tupperware with my left hand and eating some pork and rice with the right - as i'm getting another forkfull of food my left hand crept over the edge of the tupperware and I though it was a massive spider hahahaha 

[Darren Avey]

[denarii]

Went to school where 1/3rd of the kids got free meals... But people weren't mouthy to each other because there were consequences.

[Ken Fresno]

Went to school where 1/3rd of the kids got free meals... But people weren't mouthy to each other because there were consequences.

I used to get free meals and they used to make us stand in a separate que. It was like Nazi Germany, but without the cool uniforms.

[Waller]

I used to get free meals and they used to make us stand in a separate que. It was like Nazi Germany, but without the cool uniforms.

And the fact that you got fed of course

[Henda]

Free dinners were a godsent, we would all share one lads card so we could keep our dinner money for the weekends to buy cannabis, cider and shitty judgement day rave tapes.

[Ken Fresno]

Free dinners were a godsent, we would all share one lads card so we could keep our dinner money for the weekends to buy cannabis, cider and shitty judgement day rave tapes.

Haha, sat on a blim burned sofa in some shithole bedsit listening to gabba techno. Oh, the joy of youth.

And the fact that you got fed of course

Yep, you're right. Didn't have communal showers either.