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Fuck Ben Affleck
« on: July 25, 2014, 02:30:29 AM »
In a class of actors with Owen Wilson.  :-\

That is all.

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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2014, 02:32:41 AM »
So you got a bad blowjob today? Get over it, tomorrow is another day.

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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2014, 02:37:45 AM »
So you got a bad blowjob today? Get over it, tomorrow is another day.
Tell my wife that!  :(

Once you get married you`re never fucked.  :)

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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2014, 02:43:09 AM »
Tell my wife that!  :(

Once you get married you`re never fucked.  :)

Believe me, I've been there. Back to being single and reveling in it. There was a time, other than it made urinating easier, I could have cut my penis off, it would have made zero difference.

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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2014, 02:44:32 AM »
Believe me, I've been there. Back to being single and reveling in it. There was a time, other than it made urinating easier, I could have cut my penis off, it would have made zero difference.
I only use my cock to piss and to keep in touch with myself.

I hate you for being single again!  :(




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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2014, 02:48:52 AM »
I only use my cock to piss and to keep in touch with myself.

I hate you for being single again!  :(




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I no longer have time to go "Fuck Ben Affleck" sitting on my couch with the unkept old lady sitting 10 feet away doing whatever makes your dick feel like an overcooked spaghetti. But I agree, Fuck Ben Affleck.

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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2014, 02:52:05 AM »
I no longer have time to go "Fuck Ben Affleck" sitting on my couch with the unkept old lady sitting 10 feet away doing whatever makes you dick feel like an overcooked spaghetti. But I agree, Fuck Ben Affleck.
My life described to the proverbial tee.  :'(

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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2014, 02:54:07 AM »
Argo was a very good film.

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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2014, 02:54:43 AM »
you back on the juice wes

I detect a certain anger in your posts
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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2014, 02:57:14 AM »
My life described to the proverbial tee.  :'(

Time to get some young pussy on the side. Your dick deserves it. You're a ripped mature gentleman. I'm close to 40 and I never imagined before hitting back the market how much 20yo sluts love mature men.

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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2014, 02:58:06 AM »
He's a better director than actor thats for sure.

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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2014, 03:03:16 AM »
you back on the juice wes

I detect a certain anger in your posts
Not yet,just pissed because I hate Ben Affleck plus I`m married which means no sex ever again!  ;D

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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2014, 03:04:55 AM »
Time to get some young pussy on the side. Your dick deserves it. You're a ripped mature gentleman. I'm close to 40 and I never imagined before hitting back the market how much 20yo sluts love mature men.
I`ll tell you man,I look at some 20-30 year old chicks these days and it brings back memories of when I had that kinda` tail almost daily.


These days looking at them makes me want to cry and yet I feel like a pedo I`m so fucking old!  :D

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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2014, 03:05:22 AM »
He comes off like a dumbass but he's actually a good writer. Good Will Hunting was awesome.
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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2014, 03:05:54 AM »
Argo was a very good film.
Haven`t checked it out yet......thanks.

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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2014, 03:07:23 AM »
He comes off like a dumbass but he's actually a good writer. Good Will Hunting was awesome.
Great movie,Ben just sux as an actor.

Can`t wait to see how he fucks up Batman.

On a sidenote,I`d like to give Owen Wilson a nose job with a steel toed boot!   ;D

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« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2014, 03:11:57 AM »
I`ll tell you man,I look at some 20-30 year old chicks these days and it brings back memories of when I had that kinda` tail almost daily.


These days looking at them makes me want to cry and yet I feel like a pedo I`m so fucking old!  :D

If she's over 18, it's not a crime. The law says it, fuck morals. I'll tell you, when I was in my 20s and dating girls my age, I don't remember them being so crazy in bed. I'd have to hit women in their 30s or 40s to get hardcore sex. I don't know if it's the new generation or if it's that young women feel more comfortable being filthy with older men but it's glorious.

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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2014, 03:14:13 AM »
Ben got to bury his face in J Lo's ass every morning for a few years. :o

How I envy that man.

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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2014, 03:15:25 AM »
If she's over 18, it's not a crime. The law says it, fuck morals. I'll tell you, when I was in my 20s and dating girls my age, I don't remember them being so crazy in bed. I'd have to hit women in their 30s or 40s to get hardcore sex. I don't know if it's the new generation or if it's that young women feel more comfortable being filthy with older men but it's glorious.
I wouldn`t know.  :(


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Older women are awesome when you`re young,then when you get old..................

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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2014, 03:16:23 AM »
Ben got to bury his face in J Lo's ass every morning for a few years. :o

How I envy that man.
Now that I will give him much props for.

I`d drink her bathwater even to this day.

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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2014, 03:31:36 AM »
Now that I will give him much props for.

I`d drink her bathwater even to this day.

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I would drink her bathwater even if she shat and urinated in it.

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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2014, 03:45:56 AM »
Not yet,just pissed because I hate Ben Affleck plus I`m married which means no sex ever again!  ;D
It could be worse. You could be Sev. Think about it for a second.


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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2014, 03:56:39 AM »
X2

I would drink her bathwater even if she shat and urinated in it.
Same here!  ;D

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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2014, 04:05:49 AM »
I wouldn`t know.  :(


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Older women are awesome when you`re young,then when you get old..................
That is soooo true!! We are fucked! Game over.
 just waiting for the gong

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Re: Fuck Ben Affleck
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2014, 04:06:23 AM »
Ben got to bury his face in J Lo's ass every morning for a few years. :o

How I envy that man.

Eh, I'm guessing he didn't hit that with reckless abandon.  JLo has been around the block quite a bit, as a celeb.  I'm guessing she was much more slutty as an amateur before making it big.  I hope Affleck wasn't stupid enough to put his nose right into that HPV pit.   :-X