"you're a prematurely balding, manlet"
Over 6ft2
"you smell like a goat"
I wear Terre D'Hermes
"enjoy incest"
Not possible, I don't even have sex with my own race
"and wildly exaggerate any/all claims of success"
False, I tone it down, ask Bigmc he knows me in real life
"You're race is so beneath me, I wouldn't jizz in your mom's mouth.....I'd jerk off in my hand and throw it at her."
Oh....melting down are we

In real life, I'll beat your ass with my superior fast twitch muscles, but me and you would never be in the same place, as where I hang out they don't let angry broke chavs like you in.
Go for a walk and cool down loser