Best British swearwords, insults and slang

[d0nny2600]

Hahaha yes

'On the rag' - no sex for 7.5 days

Softie!!! Bang it in there regardless 

[BigCyp]

Softie!!! Bang it in there regardless 

Nah mate can't do it 

Once I went in raw no condom no pulling out, and there was a clot on my bellend

#blowjobs for a week until coast is clear

[d0nny2600]

Nah mate can't do it 

Once I went in raw no condom no pulling out, and there was a clot on my bellend

#blowjobs for a week until coast is clear

Its worse if you do it...go straight to sleep and wake up with a cock that looks like a murder victim

[BigCyp]

Its worse if you do it...go straight to sleep and wake up with a cock that looks like a murder victim

Hahahaha yes, bedsheets looking like shower curtains from Psycho

[Waller]

Softie!!! Bang it in there regardless 

Thumb it in

[phreak]

Hahaha yes

'On the rag' - no sex for 7.5 days

This makes you exactly 25% homo.

[Roger Bacon]

[wes]

I spit out my fucking coffee on this one!!   LOL 


Fucking hilarious. 

[wes]

Tosspot
Tosspot
Tosspot
Tosspot
Tosspot

Awesome word that I will use more often! 

[D.O.A.]

Nah mate can't do it 

Once I went in raw no condom no pulling out, and there was a clot on my bellend

#blowjobs for a week until coast is clear

Women I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
 

[Andy Griffin]

Some words I recently began to use:

pikey
munter
pork scratching

[local hero]

dognonse always makes me chuckle

charva as opposed to the southern chav

also, pakis tend to say innit repeatably, wherever they are from in the uk

we tend to add a snarling 'c.unt' after most things.... ie scotch C.UNT, southern C.UNT etc etc..... girl must be said with pure malice for authentic pronunciation

[bradistani]

dognonse always makes me chuckle

charva as opposed to the southern chav

also, pakis tend to say innit repeatably, wherever they are from in the uk

we tend to add a snarling 'c.unt' after most things.... ie scotch C.UNT, southern C.UNT etc etc..... girl must be said with pure malice for authentic pronunciation

something like this...

[wolfrittner]

A fag! I hope im right about this,its a cigarette in england,right?

[Simple Simon]

A fag! I hope im right about this,its a cigarette in england,right?

Correct, I used to work with a girl from Ireland who was contacting me via a multi use radio (30 people could hear)
She had an issue with a man begging for cigarettes.
Her actual words over the radio were "Ive got a guy down here trying to bum a fag"   

[BigCyp]

Correct, I used to work with a girl from Ireland who was contacting me via a multi use radio (30 people could hear)
She had an issue with a man begging for cigarettes.
Her actual words over the radio were "Ive got a guy down here trying to bum a fag"   

Outed for being in a C.B Radio crew 

[Donny]

remember we used to call a face, Puss. kick your fucking puss. Itīs funny going back and hearing slang again.

[Simple Simon]

Outed for being in a C.B Radio crew 

Security services.   

[BigCyp]

Security services.   

Lol, good crew name