Author Topic: Best British swearwords, insults and slang (Read 8038 times)

otters pocket - vagina

wizards sleeve - vagina

if man say him a timg him a ting - you can be what ever you say you are

do you want a slice - lets throw hands

wes · « **Reply #7 on:** July 28, 2014, 04:37:12 AM »

Tosspot Of Peace

d0nny2600 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 28, 2014, 05:13:08 AM »

Gunt - fat birds merging pussy and gut

BigCyp · « **Reply #9 on:** July 28, 2014, 05:14:19 AM »

Quote from: d0nny2600 on July 28, 2014, 05:13:08 AM

Gunt - fat birds merging pussy and gut

Poetry

bigmc · « **Reply #10 on:** July 28, 2014, 05:14:32 AM »

Quote from: d0nny2600 on July 28, 2014, 05:13:08 AM

Gunt - fat birds merging pussy and gut

decent

bigmc · « **Reply #11 on:** July 28, 2014, 05:15:27 AM »

bunny - hot girl

mutton dressed as mutton - old minger

BigCyp · « **Reply #12 on:** July 28, 2014, 05:18:00 AM »

Butters - same as butterface

Minger - ugly female

Sket - Girl who will even shag the neighbourhood dogs

denarii · « **Reply #13 on:** July 28, 2014, 05:39:24 AM »

Quote from: booty on July 28, 2014, 04:22:23 AM

we say shitfaced too.

So do the Aussies. Nom sayin'?

Waller · « **Reply #14 on:** July 28, 2014, 05:44:54 AM »

Red hole = slapper

Clunge

= vagina

booty · « **Reply #15 on:** July 28, 2014, 05:47:47 AM »

Quote from: denarii on July 28, 2014, 05:39:24 AM

So do the Aussies. Nom sayin'?

The Aussies and Brits are similar in some ways. I know they say wanker a lot, just like us as well.

denarii · « **Reply #16 on:** July 28, 2014, 05:50:16 AM »

Quote from: booty on July 28, 2014, 05:47:47 AM

The Aussies and Brits are similar in some ways. I know they say wanker a lot, just like us as well.

I recon Lee priest prefers 'shitface' to wank

Waller · « **Reply #17 on:** July 28, 2014, 05:57:54 AM »

Rat/axe wound/kebab/velvet purse = vagina

We seem to have a lot of words for that one... :p

monstermunch · « **Reply #18 on:** July 28, 2014, 06:02:48 AM »

Worra twat.

Nob.

Get bent.

Get to fuck.

Waller · « **Reply #19 on:** July 28, 2014, 06:04:59 AM »

Mattress muncher/pillow biter/rear gunner/chocolate chimney sweep/bum bandit = gay

Angry lawnmower/rug muncher/muff diver/drinker of the furry cup = lesbian

denarii · « **Reply #20 on:** July 28, 2014, 06:47:17 AM »

Up hill Gardner - most ifbb pros

d0nny2600 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 28, 2014, 07:58:28 AM »

Hot sauce dripping from the Furry Kebab - Period Time!

Simple Simon · « **Reply #22 on:** July 28, 2014, 08:14:39 AM »

Quote from: Waller on July 28, 2014, 06:04:59 AM

Mattress muncher/pillow biter/rear gunner/chocolate chimney sweep/bum bandit = gay

Angry lawnmower/rug muncher/muff diver/drinker of the furry cup = lesbian

Closeted gay poster of peace.

denarii · « **Reply #23 on:** July 28, 2014, 08:18:12 AM »

Jam rag week

BigCyp · « **Reply #24 on:** July 28, 2014, 09:04:40 AM »

Quote from: denarii on July 28, 2014, 08:18:12 AM

Jam rag week

Hahaha yes

'On the rag' - no sex for 7.5 days