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If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« on: July 28, 2014, 01:48:12 PM »
In professional bodybuilding is pretty much about the same guys going against each other from year to year.

It's heath against kai against wolf against dexter etc.

It becomes more of a sport of who has done the most changes since last time, whos better conditioned this time.
From that perspective, shouldnt the judges reward the work off bringing up bodyparts? If someone noticably has a tighter waist, bigger lats, trapz etc.

But judging calves isnt fair as no matter how you train and diet you cannot change that, they might as well pose naked and start judging cocks.

And on that note, I say maybe that is whats needed for kai to finally win the Olympia.

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2014, 01:49:43 PM »
What the fuck is this shit?

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2014, 01:53:11 PM »
What the fuck is this shit?

What do you mean? Why are parts of the human body hidden???

It is all or nothing. You hear me?

ALL OR NOTHING.

How can we in this day and age be so prude that we cannot appreciate the TOTALT PHYSIQUE of fellow athletes? And mind you im talking about women as well

Are you telling me, that NUDE FITNESS WOMEN would be bad for the sport?

And nude men for, well there is a gay audience already, there is women appreciation and there are heteros that just find it ARTISTICALLY PLEASING TO THE EYE and see it as necessary for a FAIR JUDGEMENT.

We dont see thongs on greek statues do we?

We see FULL FRONTAL NUDITY, and that was ok then and it sure as hell is ok now. This FRONTAL ATTACK on everything nude and beautiful has to stop and it has to stop now. How can this be the LAND OF THE FREE if you are not allowed to be as God created you on stage under a ton of spotlights in front of an applauding and excited audience?

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2014, 02:46:30 PM »
Literally just laughed my ass off at the title HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAAH

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2014, 02:51:00 PM »
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LOL!!

You just redeemed yourself big guy!! More like this  :D

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2014, 02:56:40 PM »
"Thegamechanger" oh brother

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2014, 03:01:43 PM »
Cock Judging is done the day before at the Mirage in the Room Next to the IceMachine , just ask bob Chick

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2014, 03:47:24 PM »
I, for one, think that the anus has been overlooked for too long now.

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2014, 03:56:43 PM »
bro, the human body is to be admired for all its glory, but judging cocks in a bodybuilding show is unfair. some of us weren't born with huge dicks and there's not much you can do to increase the size of your hammer. that being said, i've never tried those cock exercises, but i doubt they work and they take way too long to do. i'm not going to work my dick for that long just for an inch.

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2014, 04:05:07 PM »
In professional bodybuilding is pretty much about the same guys going against each other from year to year.

It's heath against kai against wolf against dexter etc.

It becomes more of a sport of who has done the most changes since last time, whos better conditioned this time.
From that perspective, shouldnt the judges reward the work off bringing up bodyparts? If someone noticably has a tighter waist, bigger lats, trapz etc.

But judging calves isnt fair as no matter how you train and diet you cannot change that, they might as well pose naked and start judging cocks.

And on that note, I say maybe that is whats needed for kai to finally win the Olympia.


"Judging genetics in a competition of genetics is unfair" I dont get it, especially since ifbb judges are oblivious to calves as it is.

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2014, 04:40:15 PM »

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2014, 04:45:28 PM »
 The OP's title is so ridiculous, but at least it's making me laugh hard.  Even his name is funny... "thegamechanger" - lol

This one has 10-20 page thread potential gents.

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2014, 04:50:22 PM »
Who has the biggest cock in pro bodybuilding.

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2014, 04:51:46 PM »
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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2014, 04:53:57 PM »
I'll be the judge of that  ;)

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2014, 06:43:29 PM »

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2014, 07:46:08 PM »
Who has the biggest cock in pro bodybuilding.
look  in your ass!

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2014, 07:49:21 PM »
I'll be the judge of that  ;)

You'll have to submit an application to the Mayor of Bodybuilding, he's the head judge and favors the "hands on" approach to judging.

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2014, 12:27:09 AM »
bro, the human body is to be admired for all its glory, but judging cocks in a bodybuilding show is unfair. some of us weren't born with huge dicks and there's not much you can do to increase the size of your hammer. that being said, i've never tried those cock exercises, but i doubt they work and they take way too long to do. i'm not going to work my dick for that long just for an inch.

Yes and thats my point that they should jude neither calves or cocks, they should however be all nude, all of them, men and women.

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2014, 12:28:50 AM »
"Judging genetics in a competition of genetics is unfair" I dont get it, especially since ifbb judges are oblivious to calves as it is.

But are they, I keep hearing about how wolf cant win because of his calves, how arnold worked his ass off trying to get his calves up, how several pros were accused of synthol in their calves... why this trouble if it didnt matter?

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2014, 12:29:41 AM »
Who has the biggest cock in pro bodybuilding.

Good question worthy of its own thread, I say Kai

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2014, 04:55:31 AM »
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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2014, 06:53:57 AM »
They already judge 'cockiness'

The way Phil acts dominant and 'owns the stage' is according to Larry Pepe a crucial factor




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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2014, 12:44:50 PM »
You'll have to submit an application to the Mayor of Bodybuilding, he's the head judge and favors the "hands on" approach to judging.

I have a more accurate approach

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Re: If theyre judging calves they might as well judge cocks
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2014, 12:51:41 PM »
But are they, I keep hearing about how wolf cant win because of his calves, how arnold worked his ass off trying to get his calves up, how several pros were accused of synthol in their calves... why this trouble if it didnt matter?

Im not saying it isnt important, quite the contrary. But Wolf is coming top 3 walking around with one leg being a skewer below the knee, it would be a different story if it were his bicep...... but then again after all the shit with dorian maybe not.

Way too much sway involved with how marketable the bber is for promoters etc. makes me wonder if we'll ever see a non usa mr olympia again.

Does gifted nutrition have any affiliation with weider on that note? Surely it must.