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I fucking hate shaving
« on: July 29, 2014, 07:15:07 AM »
it's got to be the biggest waste of my time every morning.  Scraping my skin with a 5 blade razor, the skin irritation, lotions to cool it down. The time it takes to shave.  just annoying.  No I don't want to grow a beard.  Not in SD where it's been in mid high 80's since January.

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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2014, 07:17:33 AM »
Anyone know of a decent electric shaver??

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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2014, 07:22:51 AM »
it's got to be the biggest waste of my time every morning.  Scraping my skin with a 5 blade razor, the skin irritation, lotions to cool it down. The time it takes to shave.  just annoying.  No I don't want to grow a beard.  Not in SD where it's been in mid high 80's since January.

Well I started to shave my face like once a week, or once every two weeks because it irritates the skin.

Every time I shave after a long period I look fresh to death and my face is smooth like a baby's ass without any red dots.


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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2014, 07:25:02 AM »
Well I started to shave my face like once a week, or once every two weeks because it irritates the skin.

Every time I shave after a long period I look fresh to death and my face is smooth like a baby's ass without any red dots.



The price of razors are crazy.  They are charging a shitload.

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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2014, 07:29:34 AM »
The price of razors are crazy.  They are charging a shitload.

They do!, so I bought a safety razor. They suck a bit in the chin area, but I have a beard.

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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2014, 07:31:10 AM »
Im with you, brother.  Shaving is a major pain sometimes. 
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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2014, 07:31:19 AM »
Yea then the itchy balls a week later when hair starts to grow back

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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2014, 07:34:15 AM »
Yea then the itchy balls a week later when hair starts to grow back

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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2014, 07:36:49 AM »
most amusing are the spray tan bodybuilders, with crazy bronze on their bodies year round... with eerily white spots on inner elbow joint, and parts of the face they shave.

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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2014, 07:40:19 AM »
Shaving my ass is hard work but it has gotten me more flexible over the years

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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2014, 08:47:43 AM »
it's got to be the biggest waste of my time every morning.  Scraping my skin with a 5 blade razor, the skin irritation, lotions to cool it down. The time it takes to shave.  just annoying.  No I don't want to grow a beard.  Not in SD where it's been in mid high 80's since January.

it's like 200 for a laser hair package on groupon. never shave again ever

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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2014, 08:49:31 AM »
Yea then the itchy balls a week later when hair starts to grow back


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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2014, 09:33:21 AM »
The price of razors are crazy.  They are charging a shitload.

Get one of these:

http://www.amazon.com/RazorPit-Razor-Blade-Sharpener-Black/dp/B004W2UMDW

I shave five days a week and this makes a single mach 3 blade last about a month.

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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2014, 09:39:37 AM »
it's got to be the biggest waste of my time every morning.  Scraping my skin with a 5 blade razor, the skin irritation, lotions to cool it down. The time it takes to shave.  just annoying.  No I don't want to grow a beard.  Not in SD where it's been in mid high 80's since January.


You need to learn the art of shaving. It is best to shave in the afternoon or evening, not the morning when you are rushed.

Also, buy the following:







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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2014, 09:40:25 AM »
You need a GOOD shaving cream, good safety razor, prep your face with a hot shower or take a steamy hot towel and leave it on your face for 60 seconds or so to open up your pores. This way you won't get razor burn. Then throw cold water on your face and a good after shave.

It's almost a ritual now and way better than the bullshit 99 cent shaving creams and disposable bic razors.
http://www.amazon.com/Merkur-Long-Handled-Safety-Razor/dp/B000NL0T1G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406651823&sr=8-1&keywords=merkur+safety+razor get this, 100 safety razors cost about $12-$15 shipped and you can use each one 2-3 times (or more if you like) ...literally comes out to less than 10 cents a shave.

I like this shaving cream NO HOMO http://www.amazon.com/Taylor-Old-Bond-Street-Sandalwood/dp/B0007MW2ZW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406651977&sr=8-1&keywords=taylor+of+old+bond+street

and get a shaving cream badger brush something like this http://www.amazon.com/Escali-100%25-Badger-Shaving-Brush/dp/B003WR3QSG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406652009&sr=8-1&keywords=shaving+cream+brush

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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2014, 09:41:09 AM »
Stop using multi blade razors. Buy a straight razor and a strop and you will not need another razor your whole life.

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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2014, 11:06:34 AM »
it's got to be the biggest waste of my time every morning.  Scraping my skin with a 5 blade razor, the skin irritation, lotions to cool it down. The time it takes to shave.  just annoying.  No I don't want to grow a beard.  Not in SD where it's been in mid high 80's since January.

Youre a pussy. I live in Vegas. 100+ and I sport a full beard year around. I guess you dont hate shaving enough.
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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2014, 11:24:16 AM »
You need a GOOD shaving cream, good safety razor, prep your face with a hot shower or take a steamy hot towel and leave it on your face for 60 seconds or so to open up your pores. This way you won't get razor burn. Then throw cold water on your face and a good after shave.

It's almost a ritual now and way better than the bullshit 99 cent shaving creams and disposable bic razors.
http://www.amazon.com/Merkur-Long-Handled-Safety-Razor/dp/B000NL0T1G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406651823&sr=8-1&keywords=merkur+safety+razor get this, 100 safety razors cost about $12-$15 shipped and you can use each one 2-3 times (or more if you like) ...literally comes out to less than 10 cents a shave.

I like this shaving cream NO HOMO http://www.amazon.com/Taylor-Old-Bond-Street-Sandalwood/dp/B0007MW2ZW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406651977&sr=8-1&keywords=taylor+of+old+bond+street

and get a shaving cream badger brush something like this http://www.amazon.com/Escali-100%25-Badger-Shaving-Brush/dp/B003WR3QSG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406652009&sr=8-1&keywords=shaving+cream+brush

Quality post.  Will try this out.

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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2014, 12:04:27 PM »

You need to learn the art of shaving. It is best to shave in the afternoon or evening, not the morning when you are rushed.

Also, buy the following:








Putting a "Bay" product on your face - is this some kind of trap?  :D
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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2014, 12:05:19 PM »
he complaints about the time it takes to shave and youre suggestion that he spends a whole day with different products

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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2014, 12:44:47 PM »
I've been in perma-scruff mode for about 4 months.

But, I would use dollar shave club if I was shaving....or go the sharpener route posted above.
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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2014, 12:52:37 PM »
Some things that might help.

Instead of a foam in a can, try to use a brush and the cream that comes in a toothpaste like tube.

Always start shaving in a downward (up-down) motion and reapply foam before shaving in other directions.

The longer the beard grows, it's harder to shave.

Shaving must be a slow and even relaxing process. Some people even enjoy it and look forward to it.


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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2014, 12:53:45 PM »
 :o i'm due to shave in another year or so.
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Re: I fucking hate shaving
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Re: I fucking hate shaving
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2014, 02:05:47 PM »

I bought this one, no more shaving, skin irritation, just a baby skin.

http://store.e-swin.com/frfr/store/more?ref=bf65eca7-acce-a481-e6c9-52bc25c2bdad&tab=e1

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