Author Topic: i swear kate middleton is fit as fuck (Read 8275 times)

bradistani · « **on:** July 29, 2014, 10:13:22 AM »

i'm not a royalist or owt. would just love to give her a bit of rough.

great hair.

bigmc · « **Reply #1 on:** July 29, 2014, 10:27:47 AM »

she is very pretty

pip is the hot one though

Darren Avey · « **Reply #2 on:** July 29, 2014, 10:33:39 AM »

Pips the dirty one too you can just ttell it.

crownshep · « **Reply #3 on:** July 29, 2014, 10:37:38 AM »

Just seen this article,the girl likes a jump.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709390/Eyes-Kate-turns-soldiers-heads-joins-Wills-Harry-Commonwealth-Games-watch-athletics.html

SuperTed · « **Reply #4 on:** July 29, 2014, 11:42:26 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on July 29, 2014, 10:27:47 AM

she is very pretty

pip is the hot one though

This.

bradistani · « **Reply #5 on:** July 29, 2014, 12:00:34 PM »

Quote from: bigmc on July 29, 2014, 10:27:47 AM

she is very pretty

pip is the hot one though

she's great. looks older than she actually is though. also no arse at all despite what we saw in her bridesmaid dress.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #6 on:** July 29, 2014, 12:08:45 PM »

both are pretty cute

Henda · « **Reply #7 on:** July 29, 2014, 12:12:17 PM »

Quote from: bradistani on July 29, 2014, 10:13:22 AM

i'm not a royalist or owt. would just love to give her a bit of rough.

great hair.

X2
I dream of us being teenagers and walking her home to her rich,leafy tree lined private housing estate after a lovely evening at a posh pub, and getting a peck on the cheek on her porch, before retiring home to my scruffy council estate.

BigCyp · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2014, 03:01:06 AM »

She seems like the type of Mrs who would give great encouragement if you were in a sporting event, but would lack compassionate qualities if you lost, and would probably bring it up on the journey home.

Simple Simon · « **Reply #9 on:** July 31, 2014, 03:02:08 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on July 31, 2014, 03:01:06 AM

She seems like the type of Mrs who would give great encouragement if you were in a sporting event, but would lack compassionate qualities if you lost, and would probably bring it up on the journey home.

hahahahah.....perfect summation.

bigmc · « **Reply #10 on:** July 31, 2014, 03:06:15 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on July 31, 2014, 03:01:06 AM

She seems like the type of Mrs who would give great encouragement if you were in a sporting event, but would lack compassionate qualities if you lost, and would probably bring it up on the journey home.

are you saying cyp that she would use phrases like "you did your best" , "its the taking part that counts", "I got wet when I saw how fit your opponent is" and " you have ruined my life you beta twink "

we have all been there

pedro01 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 31, 2014, 03:08:50 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on July 31, 2014, 03:06:15 AM

are you saying cyp that she would use phrases like "you did your best" , "its the taking part that counts", "I got wet when I saw how fit your opponent is" and " you have ruined my life you beta twink "

we have all been there

Indeed - the words "It's just a game" still occur regularly in my nightmares.

Hopscotch is NOT "just a game" bitch.

BigCyp · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2014, 03:09:44 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on July 31, 2014, 03:06:15 AM

are you saying cyp that she would use phrases like "you did your best" , "its the taking part that counts", "I got wet when I saw how fit your opponent is" and " you have ruined my life you beta twink "

we have all been there

Hahaha behind every good man, is a woman with a stick

bigmc · « **Reply #13 on:** July 31, 2014, 03:10:33 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on July 31, 2014, 03:09:44 AM

Hahaha behind every good man, is a woman with a strap on

or if you are uk gold

BigCyp · « **Reply #14 on:** July 31, 2014, 03:10:39 AM »

Quote from: pedro01 on July 31, 2014, 03:08:50 AM

Indeed - the words "It's just a game" still occur regularly in my nightmares.

Hopscotch is NOT "just a game" bitch.

Hahaha yes, "It's just a game babe"

NO ITS NOT ITS FUCKING MONOPOLY CUNT

BigCyp · « **Reply #15 on:** July 31, 2014, 03:11:09 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on July 31, 2014, 03:10:33 AM

or if you are uk gold

bigmc · « **Reply #16 on:** July 31, 2014, 03:13:00 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on July 31, 2014, 03:10:39 AM

Hahaha yes, "It's just a game babe"

NO ITS NOT ITS FUCKING MONOPOLY CUNT

im not allowed to take part in family games

due to excessive bullying, intimidation and wild accusations of cheating

except against my kids who I let win everytime

Skorp1o · « **Reply #17 on:** July 31, 2014, 03:13:39 AM »

A threesome with Kate and Pippa. ATM one to the other

bigmc · « **Reply #18 on:** July 31, 2014, 03:14:38 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on July 31, 2014, 03:13:39 AM

A threesome with Kate and Pippa. ATM one to the other

im sure that's treason

Simple Simon · « **Reply #19 on:** July 31, 2014, 03:16:17 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on July 31, 2014, 03:13:00 AM

im not allowed to take part in family games

due to excessive bullying, intimidation and wild accusations of cheating

except against my kids who I let win everytime

HAHAHAHA..I was once playing Dingbats with my Ex-wife (we were married at the time Im not that odd) and I was holding the cards up to the light and could see through them and read the answers, I was fucking annihilating her until she turned around and held one up in the same way, she scattered the table and fucked off in a sulk, I fucking hate board games.

BigCyp · « **Reply #20 on:** July 31, 2014, 03:17:06 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on July 31, 2014, 03:13:00 AM

im not allowed to take part in family games

due to excessive bullying, intimidation and wild accusations of cheating

except against my kids who I let win everytime

Haha yes

When I play monopoly, the rule is you are allowed to steal anything (bank, properties etc) but if you get caught you pay back 5 x the amount

Makes for some epic turnarounds

bigmc · « **Reply #21 on:** July 31, 2014, 03:18:50 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on July 31, 2014, 03:17:06 AM

Haha yes

When I play monopoly, the rule is you are allowed to steal anything (bank, properties etc) but if you get caught you pay back 5 x the amount

Makes for some epic turnarounds

I once beat 8 members of my family at trivial pursuit

I gloated for about 5 years

they haven't recovered

BigCyp · « **Reply #22 on:** July 31, 2014, 03:19:43 AM »

Quote from: Simple Simon on July 31, 2014, 03:16:17 AM

HAHAHAHA..I was once playing Dingbats with my Ex-wife (we were married at the time Im not that odd) and I was holding the cards up to the light and could see through them and read the answers, I was fucking annihilating her until she turned around and held one up in the same way, she scattered the table and fucked off in a sulk, I fucking hate board games.

I once tried playing strip blackjack with my Mrs and the winner of best of 5 had to do anything the other person asked, so we're both sitting there after 2 bottles of wine in just our underwear and i'm horny as fuck. My wife wins the decider and i'm thinking she's going for cunninglingus, and she says "Load the dishwasher please"

bigmc · « **Reply #23 on:** July 31, 2014, 03:22:16 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on July 31, 2014, 03:19:43 AM

I once tried playing strip blackjack with my Mrs and the winner of best of 5 had to do anything the other person asked, so we're both sitting there after 2 bottles of wine in just our underwear and i'm horny as fuck. My wife wins the decider and i'm thinking she's going for cunninglingus, and she says "Load the dishwasher please"

haha that's fucking priceless

BigCyp · « **Reply #24 on:** July 31, 2014, 03:27:16 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on July 31, 2014, 03:22:16 AM

haha that's fucking priceless

Hahaha yep she's a gem mate