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bradistani

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Today I saw....
« on: July 30, 2014, 12:06:05 PM »
a middle aged chav woman with 'LOL' tattooed across her fingers. she had other various bits of shit on her arms that i couldn't make out.

needless to say that these were done with a sewing needle and indian ink.

at least she didn't have a borstal dot.


also, staying with bad ink, a huge breasted (it's why she caught my eye) trollop with a green frog tattooed at the top of her cleavage. she too was well into middle age but at least i could read the 'dean' and 'elvis' that she had tatted on her arms

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Re: Today I saw....
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2014, 01:31:13 PM »
maybe she asked for LOVE and the tat artist made a mistake on the third letter so she stopped him?


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Re: Today I saw....
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2014, 11:30:02 PM »
maybe she asked for LOVE and the tat artist made a mistake on the third letter so she stopped him?


Hahahaha!Could be....

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Re: Today I saw....
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2014, 11:56:51 PM »
At the gym yesterday I noticed a group of guys covered in tats. One had a face tat. It went around his ear and up the side of his face. I thought to myself how there was so many fuckwits getting around.

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Re: Today I saw....
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2014, 12:22:40 AM »
At the gym yesterday I noticed a group of guys covered in tats. One had a face tat. It went around his ear and up the side of his face. I thought to myself how there was so many fuckwits getting around.

He didnt give you any shit did he?

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Re: Today I saw....
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2014, 12:28:14 AM »
He didnt give you any shit did he?
ha ha no he didn't. The last tatted up midget was grovelling to me for hours. It took him 4 years to say sorry to me. I still can't forgive him though. It's all an act.

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Re: Today I saw....
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2014, 12:46:06 AM »
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Re: Today I saw....
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2014, 01:09:43 AM »
He didnt give you any shit did he?

implying lee?  ;D

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Re: Today I saw....
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2014, 01:13:17 AM »
Today I saw things through my eyes I didnt like, I turned 360 and  looked the otherway

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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2014, 02:06:35 AM »
Today I saw things through my eyes I didnt like, I turned 360 and  looked the otherway
Its 180. 360 and you would be looking in the same direction.

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Re: Today I saw....
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2014, 02:12:06 AM »
Its 180. 360 and you would be looking in the same direction.

Brutal  :D
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Re: Today I saw....
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2014, 03:47:41 AM »
Its 180. 360 and you would be looking in the same direction.

Hahaha are you saying that latissus is currently practicing his 4.5 dart finish?  ;D

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Re: Today I saw....
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2014, 03:50:33 AM »

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Re: Today I saw....
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2014, 03:51:09 AM »

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Re: Today I saw....
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2014, 07:17:33 AM »
Its 180. 360 and you would be looking in the same direction.

what are you on about ? I said 360 so i would be going the otherway

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Re: Today I saw....
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2014, 07:19:39 AM »
what are you on about ? I said 360 so i would be going the otherway
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degree_(angle)

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Re: Today I saw....
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« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2014, 07:23:38 AM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degree_(angle)


Wikipedia is not a trust worthy source. What dont you get? I turned 360 and walked away.360

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Re: Today I saw....
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2014, 07:26:55 AM »
Put it this way simon, im looking at you, abit of vomit appears in my mouth, i do a 360 so my back is facing you  and walk away in discust.

Simple Simon

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« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2014, 07:28:41 AM »
Put it this way simon, im looking at you, abit of vomit appears in my mouth, i do a 360 so my back is facing you  and walk away in discust.
No, you dumb c.unt you do a 180 and walk directly away, a 360 is a full circle and you would be still looking directly at me.

Fuck me put the dumbells down and get to school.

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Re: Today I saw....
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2014, 07:52:38 AM »
No, you dumb c.unt you do a 180 and walk directly away, a 360 is a full circle and you would be still looking directly at me.

Fuck me put the dumbells down and get to school.

Wmhahahaha you got trolled boy! Ohhhh :) the old 360 walk away is one of the oldest. Or were you doing reverse trollology?

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« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2014, 07:56:16 AM »
Wmhahahaha you got trolled boy! Ohhhh :) the old 360 walk away is one of the oldest. Or were you doing reverse trollology?

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Re: Today I saw....
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2014, 08:11:31 AM »
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Re: Today I saw....
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2014, 09:01:48 AM »

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Re: Today I saw....
« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2014, 10:02:05 AM »
Today was a good day  ;D