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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #25 on: July 31, 2014, 07:04:37 AM »
Quote from: phreak on July 31, 2014, 06:39:14 AM
Had one about two years ago, and no complaints. In fact my sex life is much better because as Booty said, birth control sucks for women. Now Bertha is clean and much hornier. And by clean I mean using AAS. ;D :D

- more sex,
- carefree sex,
- easier to have other women on the side if so inclined,
- loads are almost exactly the same, still messy.  :P Ejaculate is less than 1% actual sperm, so you won't notice a difference.
- painless procedure IF the local anesthesia works properly (didn't on one side for me),
- strange feeling during the operation when your tubes get pulled out to place the clips*,
- strange queasy feeling afterwards when your tubes retract back into your abdomen.




*allow me to brag: I needed three clips on one side because the tube was so massive. ;D

Haha good stuff mate, i'm gonna ask for four clips even if not needed now  ;D
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #26 on: July 31, 2014, 07:08:19 AM »
Quote from: SuperTed on July 31, 2014, 06:43:12 AM
Good luck mate.

Cheers pal, though I might as well cut my balls off before the season starts - saves Daniel Levy doing it halfway through the season  :-[
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #27 on: July 31, 2014, 07:29:38 AM »
As a family man, the two days afterward will be the last two days you ever have where NOBODY expects anything from you.  Enjoy them immensely.  I played Halo for about 48 straight hours online.

The needle is the worst part.  Then it's easy.  Nothing is different after.
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #28 on: July 31, 2014, 07:33:57 AM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on July 31, 2014, 07:29:38 AM
As a family man, the two days afterward will be the last two days you ever have where NOBODY expects anything from you.  Enjoy them immensely.  I played Halo for about 48 straight hours online.

The needle is the worst part.  Then it's easy.  Nothing is different after.

Cheers bro - yep i'm gonna milk it massively. I've borrowed 2 seasons of Game of Thrones DVD's and will ensure fridge is full of cold ones

I'm still working on convincing the Mrs that she has to suck me dry every 4 hours, as part of the surgical aftercare  8)
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2014, 07:53:30 AM »
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2014, 08:19:16 AM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on July 31, 2014, 07:53:30 AM
8)



Surely that is not from a vasectomy?

See - that's put me right off now.

Fuck that off - not if it's going to turn my pubes ginger.
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #31 on: July 31, 2014, 08:41:51 AM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on July 31, 2014, 07:53:30 AM
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Nice balls bro. No homosex(possible homo)
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #32 on: July 31, 2014, 08:44:36 AM »
Quote from: d0nny2600 on July 31, 2014, 08:41:51 AM
Nice balls bro. No homosex(possible homo)
Why don't you teabag him so you fag
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #33 on: July 31, 2014, 08:49:23 AM »
Quote from: d0nny2600 on July 31, 2014, 08:44:36 AM
Why don't you teabag him so you fag

Haha
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #34 on: July 31, 2014, 09:13:10 AM »
Quote from: booty on July 31, 2014, 05:48:32 AM
HA HA except that when a woman is ovulating she craves the mans sperm and is getting it no matter what.

only if she asks nicely
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2014, 09:41:33 AM »
Quote from: BigRo on July 31, 2014, 09:13:10 AM
only if she asks nicely

Says the man who has lots of sex but never ejaculates to keep it sharp in the gym  ;D
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #36 on: July 31, 2014, 10:49:28 AM »
Good luck cyp. Thinking about doin the same, im 33 and hVe one kid and im happy with that. But at the same time inever know if i in the future meet someone that doesnt have a kid and wants one badly, then i  could consider one more max( and if my latest relationship goes to hell. She has 2kids and doesnt want more)

maybe i  2-3 years
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #37 on: July 31, 2014, 11:38:06 AM »
Good luck mate. I will have a bacon sausage and egg sandwich in your honour come 11am on saturday.
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #38 on: July 31, 2014, 02:25:45 PM »
Quote from: BigRo on July 31, 2014, 09:13:10 AM
only if she asks nicely
I wasn't aware that women asked. I take  ;D
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #39 on: July 31, 2014, 02:28:42 PM »
Quote from: booty on July 31, 2014, 02:25:45 PM
I wasn't aware that women asked. I take  ;D
Booty tempting trolls to take a stab at her posts.
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #40 on: July 31, 2014, 04:20:24 PM »
Quote from: Simple Simon on July 31, 2014, 02:28:42 PM
Booty tempting trolls to take a stab at her posts.
No I am just being myself without having to be guarded.
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #41 on: July 31, 2014, 04:53:44 PM »
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #42 on: July 31, 2014, 04:56:14 PM »
Quote from: bigmc on July 31, 2014, 05:47:01 AM
:o
What I just read? Booty is in to anal? Wow, I knew there is more then a few reasons I like booty!
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #43 on: July 31, 2014, 04:58:57 PM »
Good luck Big Cyp! You are a smart man. 8) 8)
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #44 on: July 31, 2014, 05:00:26 PM »
Quote from: wolfrittner on July 31, 2014, 04:56:14 PM
What I just read? Booty is in to anal? Wow, I knew there is more then a few reasons I like booty!
vaginal sex is my fav. And receiving oral.
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #45 on: July 31, 2014, 05:12:35 PM »
Quote from: booty on July 31, 2014, 05:00:26 PM
vaginal sex is my fav. And receiving oral.
Oh!! Lol! They screwed with the lettering. Hahaha pretty funny.
Then I apologize. Im sure any sex with you must be amazing. Whoever the lucky guy is.
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #46 on: July 31, 2014, 05:14:08 PM »
Quote from: wolfrittner on July 31, 2014, 05:12:35 PM
Oh!! Lol! They screwed with the lettering. Hahaha pretty funny.
Then I apologize. Im sure any sex with you must be amazing. Whoever the lucky guy is.
Duh.... My quote was tampered with.  ;D
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #47 on: July 31, 2014, 05:19:58 PM »
Quote from: booty on July 31, 2014, 05:14:08 PM
Duh.... My quote was tampered with.  ;D
Lol That's what I refereed too. It took me a minute to figure out ::)
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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #48 on: July 31, 2014, 07:31:01 PM »
Quote from: BigCyp on July 31, 2014, 05:26:51 AM
This weekend (Saturday morning at 11am) I will be having a vasectomy.

I have 2 beautiful kids, boy 4 and girl 18 months and definitely don't want any more of them - plus starting out on an 8 year plus venture of becoming a doctor, the last thing we need now in our house is a screaming baby.

My wife has tried every contrceptive pill, even tried a coil and everything causes bad sides for her, so this is the only option.

I HATE CONDOMS lol.

Anyway, I will be shaving my balls in preparation for this amazing event  :-\

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Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
« Reply #49 on: July 31, 2014, 08:57:14 PM »
visualizeperfection wishing he was a local anesthetic in this thread.
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