King Kamali - I look like an overgrown Hobbit on the treadmill

[falco]

Nice! Wich movie was that thing from?

[rocket]

Nice! Wich movie was that thing from?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083629/

[Rambone]

His head looks like a current day pumpkin that was set out for Halloween last October

[falco]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083629/

Thank you.

[michael arvilla]

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[AbrahamG]

…….

What a fucking asshole.

[Soul Crusher]

…….

Awful.

[wes]

GEEZUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 

[mops]

[Taffin]

I know it's bad form to quote oneself, but I thought I'd take another crack at this appallingly butchered Paint job by using AI

Got to admit though - the first thing I thought when I saw the result was not King at all, but a member here - any guesses anyone..? 

[mops]

I know it's bad form to quote oneself, but I thought I'd take another crack at this appallingly butchered Paint job by using AI

Got to admit though - the first thing I thought when I saw the result was not King at all, but a member here - any guesses anyone..? 

 
hahhahaha

"I'll have a wager with you then," said the Buddha. "If you're clever enough to get out of my right hand with a single somersault, you will be the winner, and there will be no more need for weapons or fighting: I shall invite the Plasmozis Emperor to come and live in the East Coast and abdicate the Heavenly Gold's Gym to you. But if you can't get out of the palm of my hand you will have to go down to the world below as a devil and train yourself for several more kalpas before coming to argue about it again." When he heard this offer the Great Steroid Monkey smiled to himself and thought, "This Buddha is a complete idiot. I can cover thirty−six thousand miles with a somersault, so how could I fail to jump out of the palm of his hand, which is less than a foot across?"

[...]

"I went, and now I'm back. Tell the Gay Emperor to hand the Heavenly Gold's Gym over to me," he said, standing in the Buddha's palm. "I've got you, you piss−spirit of a steroid monkey," roared the Buddha at him. "You never left the palm of my hand."

Wu Cheng'en
Journey to the East Coast Mecca

[Skeletor]

…….

His right arm is completely gone, his left arm is a swollen pin cushion, distended gut, bloated face and double chin. He always looks weeks away from a heart attack, here he looks just a few days away.

[Fortress]

Won’t crack top five at this year’s O.

[King Shizzo]

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Like a famous song from Roxette, he's got "The Look"

[Dalnet]

His right arm is completely gone, his left arm is a swollen pin cushion, distended gut, bloated face and double chin. He always looks weeks away from a heart attack, here he looks just a few days away.

It's a shame, because he had a great classic build at one point. His face didn't even look like an Eastern European car mechanic. He even had a decent looking wife. Doubt he's still with her.

[BB]

It's a shame, because he had a great classic build at one point. His face didn't even look like an Eastern European car mechanic. He even had a decent looking wife. Doubt he's still with her.

Kamali was downright handsome -

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[1Patrick]

It's a shame, because he had a great classic build at one point. His face didn't even look like an Eastern European car mechanic. He even had a decent looking wife. Doubt he's still with her.

Middle Eastern

[Rambone]

Kamali was downright handsome -

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The best he ever looked there

[Kwon]

I know it's bad form to quote oneself, but I thought I'd take another crack at this appallingly butchered Paint job by using AI

Got to admit though - the first thing I thought when I saw the result was not King at all, but a member here - any guesses anyone..? 

What Ai you using?

[Taffin]

What Ai you using?

The one BB showed us https://faceswapper.ai/swapper-old

I'm just disappointed that nobody else thought that one looked like Shizzo

[avxo]

He looks like random assemblage of overinflated tires, glued together with dog feces, covered in rotting cadaver skin, and outfitted with glass eyes and a wig made from speaker wire, who was then rolled in crisco and was allowed to bake under the Maranjab desert sun for a few months.

KILL. IT. WITH. FUCKING. FIRE.

Seriously. I'm not sure at which point life becomes not worth living, but that... whatever the fuck it is, has crossed that threshold long ago.

[hench]

Yea, mental illness right here,  if he leaned up he'd look a hundred times better.

He looks like random assemblage of overinflated tires, glued together with dog feces, covered in rotting cadaver skin, and outfitted with glass eyes and a wig made from speaker wire, who was then rolled in crisco and was allowed to bake under the Maranjab desert sun for a few months.

KILL. IT. WITH. FUCKING. FIRE.

Seriously. I'm not sure at which point life becomes not worth living, but that... whatever the fuck it is, has crossed that threshold long ago.

[falco]

He looks like random assemblage of overinflated tires, glued together with dog feces, covered in rotting cadaver skin, and outfitted with glass eyes and a wig made from speaker wire, who was then rolled in crisco and was allowed to bake under the Maranjab desert sun for a few months.

KILL. IT. WITH. FUCKING. FIRE.

Seriously. I'm not sure at which point life becomes not worth living, but that... whatever the fuck it is, has crossed that threshold long ago.

Will he look better if he slim down? Not many options there for him at this point.

[Skeletor]

Will he look better if he slim down? Not many options there for him at this point.

He will still look like shit but he might live a little longer.

[falco]

Yea, mental illness right here,  if he leaned up he'd look a hundred times better.

Let's hope so.