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Papper

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Best moped for a bodybuilder
« on: August 01, 2014, 06:11:51 AM »
I'm starting a new job this fall and I want a moped to ride to work. Also to go shopping with.

I want a moped because of low price and that I can park it anywhere, like a bike.

Now, what do you recommend? Brand?

China brands no good/cheap plastic?

How many miles should a used one have gone?

Bb related because chic once rode a moped to the Mirage
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Tapeworm

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Re: You experience.. With mopeds/scooters
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2014, 06:19:54 AM »
Quote from: Papper on August 01, 2014, 06:11:51 AM
China brands no good/cheap plastic?

I'm sure there's at least one Chinese product somewhere that isn't a complete waste of money.  Maybe it'll be your moped.
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2014, 06:40:48 AM »
Enjoy your sexual abstinence. It'll be a time for reflection and self-realization.
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2014, 06:49:04 AM »
Quote from: Papper on August 01, 2014, 06:11:51 AM
I'm starting a new job this fall and I want a moped to ride to work. Also to go shopping with.

I want a moped because of low price and that I can park it anywhere, like a bike.

Now, what do you recommend? Brand?

China brands no good/cheap plastic?

How many miles should a used one have gone?

Bb related because chic once rode a moped to the Mirage


Even I'm not gay enough to be caught riding a moped....hope that helps
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2014, 06:50:11 AM »
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2014, 06:53:01 AM »
Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 01, 2014, 06:49:04 AM

Even I'm not gay enough to be caught riding a moped....hope that helps

 ;D should have made that post 14000
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2014, 07:15:48 AM »
Quote from: Nails on August 01, 2014, 06:50:11 AM



Well, that's even better....goes perfect with this flag hanging from the back



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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2014, 07:27:24 AM »
At least, get something comfortable. Before testing, cut your dick and balls off as you won't need them anymore.
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2014, 08:06:40 AM »
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2014, 08:43:46 AM »
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2014, 09:06:35 AM »
Moped is definitely gayer than men in thongs...


But now, can I get a answer from somebody that doesn't live in rural America, a metropolitan perhaps?

You seem have nill experience with scooters. In Europe it's completely straight to own one ;D
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2014, 09:12:44 AM »
Quote from: Papper on August 01, 2014, 09:06:35 AM
Moped is definitely gayer than men in thongs...


But now, can I get a answer from somebody that doesn't live in rural America, maybe a metropolitan perhaps?

You seem have nill experience with scooters. In Europe it's completely straight to own one ;D


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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2014, 09:17:31 AM »
Quote from: Papper on August 01, 2014, 09:06:35 AM
Moped is definitely gayer than men in thongs...


But now, can I get a answer from somebody that doesn't live in rural America, a metropolitan perhaps?

You seem have nill experience with scooters. In Europe it's completely straight to own one ;D


No. There's a saying here. A fat girl is like a moped. Fun to ride til your friends see you on one.
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2014, 09:17:57 AM »
 :)
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2014, 09:32:22 AM »
Quote from: thegamechanger on August 01, 2014, 09:17:57 AM
:)

That's like 100 extra pounds of mirrors and lights being pushed by a 49cc engine.  ;D
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2014, 09:34:30 AM »
This looks like a Basile windpipe/bicep prototype...Can someone chop Basile's head in it?

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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2014, 09:40:21 AM »
Quote from: Roger Bacon on August 01, 2014, 09:32:22 AM
That's like 100 extra pounds of mirrors and lights being pushed by a 49cc engine.  ;D

and it double the size of the scooter  :D
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2014, 09:41:22 AM »
Schmoeped.
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2014, 10:23:51 AM »
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2014, 01:32:29 PM »


Vintage Vespa or the new Vespa 996.....but you're still going to look like a phaggot.
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2014, 01:41:35 PM »
This is the minimum a man should be seen on.
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2014, 01:44:24 PM »
Quote from: oldtimer1 on August 01, 2014, 01:41:35 PM
This is the minimum a man should be seen on.

Suhweeeet!  ;D
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Re: Best moped for a bodybuilder
« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2014, 01:47:41 PM »
Nothing signals alpha as much as a decent Segway.
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