Larissa Reis - Original Protein House - Mystery Diners

[Wiggs]

The protein House is a great resteraunt.The food is awesome.Its got a good energy to it.Zeb Atlas, his real name is Andy is a nice guy.He and Larissa, were dating, and seemed to be very happy together.They are both really nice people, who are very down to earth and nice.

John who are the great prep coaches/gurus/nutrionists out here in Vegas?

[GetItOnNY]

There isnt that many in Vegas.There used to be Frank Hildebrand may he rest in peace.There was also Craig TiTUS.Now you have Manny Torres, and I am pretty good at contest prep.
Now if you go outside of Las Vegas, Chris Aceto, I think is the best bar none.Chad is pretty good,Geoarge Farah, pretty good. Hany is hit or miss.I have seen Hany,s athletes look really good or look terrible

[michael arvilla]

thought she was dating Ryan something or other......Watson? (I thought there was a "protein house" in Tampa fl) Guess not....food looks good!

[Built6foot5]

I wonder what the prices are like

[michael arvilla]

I wonder what the prices are like

                   http://www.yelp.com/biz/protein-house-las-vegas

[Hulkotron]

I wouldn't mind delivering my protein source right in her word hole

  x2

[michael arvilla]

Props for starting a successful business!  

[The True Adonis]

ROFLMAO at anyone thinking "the food looks good".

Pure garbage.

[the trainer]

I do.

The cheap English Muffin for starters not to mention that what is the point since the "Ezekiel" Muffins are way too small to serve as a vehicle for the Tuna.  Besides, Ezekiel is pure garbage and nobody should be subjected to eating such tasteless cardboard. The Tuna certainly was not rare, but cooked.  Hard to tell how much, but certainly not rare.  Personally, I would not want it rare, but sounds like Dave was expecting it to be so.

Lets see, there is no sauce whatsoever, therefore no taste.  No idea why they decided to throw eggwhites on top of that mess.  That will just make it taste even worse and even add a gummy texture to the whole sad ensemble.  The sweet potatoes had next to no caramelization, and I see that they put nothing on them at all.  No brown sugar, no butter, no cinnamon, no pecans.  What a waste.

Dave has no clue what type of mushrooms they are and calls them "Shira-take", something he just made up.  They are in fact portobello and probably are the only saving grace of the whole dish.  However, I doubt that they are seasoned at all and probably have no finishing oil on them whatsoever.

Dave should have just gone to Mcdonalds instead. 

Get out of the thread with your junk food garbage we are trying to eat healthy here.

[ENZO]

thought she was dating Ryan something or other......Watson? (I thought there was a "protein house" in Tampa fl) Guess not....food looks good!

She looks edible to me..probably run into some fine fitness whores in this spot

[hardgainerj]

the average (real) yelp review is 2/3 stars let down

[240 is Back]

place looks great.   but shirtless dude upon walking in... i dunno, just seems like i'd prefer my employees to wear shirts.  health code or something.

that being said, it's a cool idea.  i wish every city had ten of these places.  woudl eat there all the time.

[XFACTOR]

I do.

The cheap English Muffin for starters not to mention that what is the point since the "Ezekiel" Muffins are way too small to serve as a vehicle for the Tuna.  Besides, Ezekiel is pure garbage and nobody should be subjected to eating such tasteless cardboard. The Tuna certainly was not rare, but cooked.  Hard to tell how much, but certainly not rare.  Personally, I would not want it rare, but sounds like Dave was expecting it to be so.

Lets see, there is no sauce whatsoever, therefore no taste.  No idea why they decided to throw eggwhites on top of that mess.  That will just make it taste even worse and even add a gummy texture to the whole sad ensemble.  The sweet potatoes had next to no caramelization, and I see that they put nothing on them at all.  No brown sugar, no butter, no cinnamon, no pecans.  What a waste.

Dave has no clue what type of mushrooms they are and calls them "Shira-take", something he just made up.  They are in fact portobello and probably are the only saving grace of the whole dish.  However, I doubt that they are seasoned at all and probably have no finishing oil on them whatsoever.

Dave should have just gone to Mcdonalds instead. 

Agree with all of the above! Especially the tuna being cooked.

[Mawse]

cringed at that plate of disgusting looking bro-food the Palumboid was gushing over

[MichaelScottDM]

Is that show "mystery diners" legit or scripted? Seems incredibly fake

[hardgainerj]

and she sounded just like a man, not sure from the supplements or the fact she is brazilian

[Competitor 9]

and she sounded just like a man, not sure from the supplements or the fact she is brazilian

It's a conbo of both. She has the worst man voice I've ever heard

[ether]

and she sounded just like a man, not sure from the supplements or the fact she is brazilian

Let me guess: Did the black guy do it?

[MAXX]

eh she obviously did alot of roids anyone can see that

bet she has one of those big ol clits too

[hardgainerj]

'Portuguese sounds like a deaf spanish guy speaking with a mouth full of cotton balls.

But since you're speaking of Brazilian portuguese and not Portugal - it's sounds like a gay guy speaking spanish with a mouth full of cotton balls.'

[Rambone]

I'd flick her sweaty oversized bean as long as she kept her fuckin' trap shut

[Hulkotron]

I'd flick her sweaty oversized bean as long as she kept her fuckin' trap shut

x2

[DroppingPlates]

I'd flick her sweaty oversized bean as long as she kept her fuckin' trap shut

Gags are invented for this purpose

[TK]

[agenda21nwo]

Larissa Reis is the girl of my dreams!