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The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« on: August 04, 2014, 01:49:33 AM »
The girls portrayed in romantic comedy movies. You know the one who got here heart broken as a teenager by the quarterback, and have been living alone ever since working in a bookstore for 10+ years. Despite her extremely good looks, yea as I said she lives alone. Then comes this Colin Firth or Hugh Grant kind of man and melts her heart.

Anyway, do these girls exist in the real world or are they just a product of the imagination ? Because I sure as hell cant remember ever seeing any girl like that. Its more like 2 weeks of "mourning" and then of to the next man adventure.

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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2014, 01:52:19 AM »
turn off the computor and make your way up the stairs from the basement and go outside

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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2014, 02:01:24 AM »
If you insist on learning about women from downloadable movies in your basement flat, remember that cum buckets are portrayed way better in romcoms than in sci-fi, action/adventure movies.

But look more at the side characters, the fat horny nerd friend, the neat freak a la charlotte in sex and the city, and the catty drama queen antagonist, the jamie pressley type.

Those are even more close to reality than the lead in romcoms

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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2014, 11:03:08 AM »
The girls portrayed in romantic comedy movies. You know the one who got here heart broken as a teenager by the quarterback, and have been living alone ever since working in a bookstore for 10+ years. Despite her extremely good looks, yea as I said she lives alone. Then comes this Colin Firth or Hugh Grant kind of man and melts her heart.

Anyway, do these girls exist in the real world or are they just a product of the imagination ? Because I sure as hell cant remember ever seeing any girl like that. Its more like 2 weeks of "mourning" and then of to the next man adventure.

Its too late for you ignore their advice do not leave the basement, your best hope of getting laid is to search google for mail order bride in thailand, western union some money and hope and pray that its not a scam and a woman shows up on your doorstep.

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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2014, 11:22:56 AM »
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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2014, 12:53:36 PM »
The girls portrayed in romantic comedy movies. You know the one who got here heart broken as a teenager by the quarterback, and have been living alone ever since working in a bookstore for 10+ years. Despite her extremely good looks, yea as I said she lives alone. Then comes this Colin Firth or Hugh Grant kind of man and melts her heart.

Anyway, do these girls exist in the real world or are they just a product of the imagination ? Because I sure as hell cant remember ever seeing any girl like that. Its more like 2 weeks of "mourning" and then of to the next man adventure.
Yes, is called low self esteem. Some girls are fucked in the head, more then the rest.   :D
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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2014, 02:15:49 PM »
Its too late for you ignore their advice do not leave the basement, your best hope of getting laid is to search google for mail order bride in thailand, western union some money and hope and pray that its not a scam and a woman shows up on your doorstep.

Yea, yea, dunno where Simon gets his ideas from  ;D

Its like they make a Virgin Mary like female ideal, but the irony is that women are not like that at all in real life. I mean seriously, does anyone know a pretty girl who had their heart broken and have lived alone for 10 years ?

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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2014, 02:26:09 PM »
The girls portrayed in romantic comedy movies. You know the one who got here heart broken as a teenager by the quarterback, and have been living alone ever since working in a bookstore for 10+ years. Despite her extremely good looks, yea as I said she lives alone. Then comes this Colin Firth or Hugh Grant kind of man and melts her heart.

Anyway, do these girls exist in the real world or are they just a product of the imagination ? Because I sure as hell cant remember ever seeing any girl like that. Its more like 2 weeks of "mourning" and then of to the next man adventure.

Keep looking on the streets, they exist :)


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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2014, 02:28:35 PM »
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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2014, 02:30:29 PM »
Any man that watches rom-coms is a joke. Unless they are Woody Allen films.
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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2014, 02:34:50 PM »
Any man that watches rom-coms is a joke. Unless they are Woody Allen films u watch them with a girl to get laid afterwards.

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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2014, 03:54:22 PM »
I like Made of Honor with Patrick Dempsey.

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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2014, 03:54:25 PM »
Yes, is called low self esteem. Some girls are fucked in the head, more then the rest.   :D

I met one like that recently.  Super hot but didn't know how to accept a compliment.  Serious insecurity issues.  Drove me nuts.  Whats the point of being with a hot chick that you can tell is hot without getting her all uncomfortable?

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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2014, 09:34:52 PM »
Any man that watches rom-coms is a joke. Unless they are Woody Allen films.

Nah.  I have watched more than a few as well as musicals and my masculinity is unquestionably superior.   ;D ;D  Here, allow me to give you a few excellent examples:

"Bringing Up Baby".  "The Proposal".  "Love Crazy".  "I Love You Again". 

Woody Allen sucks.  His early stuff was fine but ever since he married his former girlfriend's adopted daughter he's nothing more than a dirty old manlet foisting one-pump-chump  films upon a world hoping he will one day regain his mind and soul and make something more than a mess of his life.


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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2014, 11:43:38 PM »
Any man that watches rom-coms is a joke. Unless they are Woody Allen films.

Or early Kevin Smith films

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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2014, 01:20:45 AM »
turn off the computor and make your way up the stairs from the basement and go outside


^^^^^  this
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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2014, 03:45:50 AM »
the only romantic movie that matters is "Lolita (1997)"

romantic comedies are romantic comedies, they are comedies.

and simple simon is right, go outside :D

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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2014, 04:21:04 AM »
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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2014, 04:54:59 AM »
this is a pointless thread. sick of it being on top of the board. stop posting shit like this

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Re: The girls portraited in romantic comedy movies
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2014, 06:30:30 AM »

Anyway, do these girls exist in the real world...

Oh yeas, they do exist and they never fart nor belch, never have to go to the bathroom, always have their make up and hair perfect (even just out of bed), never get sick and never have PMS.