We all like different things - so why so hard to believe I would not bang the heffer in the first post?
As for that really being my wife - it doesn't matter does it? It's just about the type I like...
She's just a skinny chick.
I would not consider her a heffer. Heffer is more of a fat or obese girl. She is definitely not fat or obese.
As you said, plump or chunky perhaps.
Hey, if you want to have relations with skeleton looking type women, that's your business

As you said, we all like different hings.