great first post.
Have you thought of killing yourself? 
you're a half faced measle 
i have spent over half of the last day fornicating or having my cock sucked by a blonde nurse from texas
go fill  my goblet now
 my escapades all end in ejaculation. pulchritudinous whores lick my asshole regularly. 
and by "go fill my goblet now" i mean shut the fuk up, you unoriginal half breed