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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2014, 12:15:16 PM »


Now is time to hammer the test and tren :)

I'm never going above Trt again
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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2014, 12:25:18 PM »
I'm never going above Trt again


Pip :'(

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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2014, 12:28:27 PM »
I'm never going above Trt again
Depends on your interpretation of TRT    ;D

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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2014, 12:42:24 PM »
Depends on your interpretation of TRT    ;D

200 a week

Not to high?
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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2014, 12:43:28 PM »
200 a week

Not to high?
Sounds good to me, I think they prescribe that amount for a fortnight though.

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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #30 on: August 07, 2014, 12:47:25 PM »
What did you eat?
My missus had it other day. From both ends.
I have never, ever known here to smell bad but Jesus wept the whole of the upstairs was rancid.
The cats eyes were watering.

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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #31 on: August 07, 2014, 01:16:12 PM »
What did you eat?
My missus had it other day. From both ends.
I have never, ever known here to smell bad but Jesus wept the whole of the upstairs was rancid.
The cats eyes were watering.

We had a barbeque with the two danger foods

Chicken and seafood you deshell yourself

And took the kids to tgi Fridays

Where the food took an hour to come mine tasted 're heated

I started to feel shit about four hours later

Driving back down to England

I basically felt like shitting myself for the last three hours

But it was just me and the kids so I stayed in emergency parent mode

When I got home I ran upstairs didn't get away from the bowl for 12 hours
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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2014, 12:47:43 AM »
Hope you're feeling better now! And that you're able to eat again.
It is more important to eat something - even if it's not perfect BB-food.

I prefer plain yoghurt, saltines, hard dry (Dutch) biscuits, chicken soup, banana or plain white rice when my insides are that much upset. Oh, and tea, lots and lots of weak black tea.

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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2014, 04:32:24 AM »
Tried to get up today

I'm weak as a baby kitten

Got very dizzy

My Mrs is away for the weekend

Fuck
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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2014, 04:37:21 AM »
Tried to get up today

I'm weak as a baby kitten

Got very dizzy

My Mrs is away for the weekend

Fuck

If your next post looks like this.

I'm not feeling so gooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo


Ill send rescue.

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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #35 on: August 08, 2014, 06:59:41 AM »
Tried to get up today

I'm weak as a baby kitten

Got very dizzy

My Mrs is away for the weekend

Fuck



Make sure your drinking a lot of water and Gatorade so you don't dehydrate.

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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2014, 08:10:02 AM »
I wimped out and rang the doctor

On meds now
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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2014, 09:00:29 AM »
I wimped out and rang the doctor

On meds now

Would of surely been discarded in Sparta.

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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #38 on: August 08, 2014, 09:47:09 AM »
Would of surely been discarded in Sparta.

Down the pit with wonky babies
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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #39 on: August 08, 2014, 11:01:14 AM »
I wimped out and rang the doctor

On meds now



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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #40 on: August 08, 2014, 11:33:52 AM »


Haha

In my defence all the fucking women in my family

We're harassing me because

I died a couple of years ago and was resuscitated

But it is pretty fucking lightweight
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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #41 on: August 08, 2014, 12:20:13 PM »
Haha

In my defence all the fucking women in my family

We're harassing me because

I died a couple of years ago and was resuscitated

But it is pretty fucking lightweight

I would love to be that Ambu Bag man.

Im just busting your balls. I go to the doctor with a hangnail.


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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #42 on: August 08, 2014, 01:45:27 PM »
Haha

In my defence all the fucking women in my family

We're harassing me because

I died a couple of years ago and was resuscitated

But it is pretty fucking lightweight

No shit
 
"Did you died" becomes  grammatically correct
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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #43 on: August 08, 2014, 01:48:02 PM »
Down the pit with wonky babies
Lol, wonky babies.   ;D

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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2014, 02:07:17 PM »
Tried to get up today

I'm weak as a baby kitten

Got very dizzy

My Mrs is away for the weekend

Fuck

She left you to fend for yourself? That's not very nice.

Are you just being a big baby about this whole situation and she's onto you or something like that?

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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #45 on: August 09, 2014, 03:41:39 AM »
She left you to fend for yourself? That's not very nice.

Are you just being a big baby about this whole situation and she's onto you or something like that?

I've had 5 days off sick in the last ten Years

Three of them were in hospital

So no I'm not
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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #46 on: August 09, 2014, 11:02:16 AM »
I've had 5 days off sick in the last ten Years

Three of them were in hospital

So no I'm not

Hope you know I was kidding you. Also hope your feeling better.

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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #47 on: August 11, 2014, 02:13:34 PM »
Went to the doctor today

I'm 16 st 1

Looks like I'm gluten free for life

Which means I can't eat anything I like

Fuck
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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #48 on: August 11, 2014, 02:25:23 PM »
Went to the doctor today

I'm 16 st 1

Looks like I'm gluten free for life

Which means I can't eat anything I like

Fuck
Couple over the road from me get all their bread and pasta from the chemist on prescription, free fucking prescription at that.

I and every other fucking taxpayer is paying for their bread.
Why cant they just not eat gluten foods?
Cheeky c.unts.

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Re: Food poisoning
« Reply #49 on: August 11, 2014, 09:52:33 PM »
Went to the doctor today

I'm 16 st 1

Looks like I'm gluten free for life

Which means I can't eat anything I like

Fuck

Bullshit!
I'm on a GF diet for 2-3 years now, and I can eat almost anything I want. Pasta, dumplings, cakes, pies... You just have to be creative and know your way around the kitchen. And shop smart. Going GF actually boosted my creativity in cooking.

If you need recipes, let me know.
(or do you want a sticky topic with a weekly new GF recipe?  ;D )