A guy I couldn't stand suddenly passed away...

[Primary Captain]

....and it makes me feel terrific. Nothing like living long enough to piss on my enemies' graves. I used to work for the guy and he was a real prick. Now he's kicked the bucket out of the blue and everyone is saying nice things about him. Hypocrites! Nobody liked him, nor him they. When I got the news I took myself out to a Chinese Restaurant to celebrate.  Got a table for one and just gloated as I stuffed myself with Chinese Food thinking about how satisfying it is that he is dead and I'm alive. Next week I will piss into an empty water bottle and bring to the cemetery and pour it all over his grave. Love being alive while he's dead. Just love it!

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Fortune cookie say "Karma may come for you too"

[el numero uno]

LOL

[Primary Captain]

Fortune cookie say "Karma may come for you too"

I don't subscribe to the so called wisdom of fortune cookies. They are non-biblical. Anyway, this victory is made sweeter because I am in perfect health, with a perfect body. The prick who died was a chain smoking, fast food eating, pill popping heavy drinker. I am so amped that he is dead and I'm alive!!

[bbrower]

Twisted stuff, I did laugh though

[Lustral]

Passed away for future reference but congratulations on the good news. I await this day for some people I know. I would accept some public humiliation of said people. Well person.

[MikMaq]

....and it makes me feel terrific. Nothing like living long enough to piss on my enemies' graves. I used to work for the guy and he was a real prick. Now he's kicked the bucket out of the blue and everyone is saying nice things about him. Hypocrites! Nobody liked him, nor him they. When I got the news I took myself out to a Chinese Restaurant to celebrate.  Got a table for one and just gloated as I stuffed myself with Chinese Food thinking about how satisfying it is that he is dead and I'm alive. Next week I will piss into an empty water bottle and bring to the cemetery and pour it all over his grave. Love bein alive while he's dead. Just love it!

That last part read like poetry.


I lived with a cousin, a real piece of shit. He got hurt on the job,hurt bad it was awesome. I even sent his a condescending email after the fact, giving him advice he didn't wanna here.

[Hulkotron]

Passed away for future reference but congratulations on the good news. I await this day for some people I know. I would accept some public humiliation of said people. Well person.

I agree with you.

[Gvr]

You sound like a angry and bitter person.. I hope I never turn out like that.

[Sam]

If you want to go into getbig folklore...dont forget to fuck his wife...oh and photos or it didnt happen.

[Nails]

why piss    all its doing is watering the grass

you need to squat over his grave and leave a nice pile of shit for his family and friends to see it on their next visit

[MikMaq]

You sound like a angry and bitter person.. I hope I never turn out like that.

Lol its quite healthy to realize some people are just assholes.

[denarii]

why waste your time going to his grave?

[Natural Man]

Feeling good is perfectly normal. Who doesnt feel good when a problem or source of stress disapear?  Pissing on his grave tho is useless.

[Primary Captain]

You sound like a angry and bitter person.. I hope I never turn out like that.

Then why was I grinning ear to ear with a mouth full of Beef Teriyaki with duck sauce dribbling down my chin?

[davej1963]

lol @ eating alone in a restaurant to celebrate somebody dieing.

[Natural Man]

BTW odds are high someone will feel exactly the same when You die.

[JOHN MATRIX]

....and it makes me feel terrific. Nothing like living long enough to piss on my enemies' graves. I used to work for the guy and he was a real prick. Now he's kicked the bucket out of the blue and everyone is saying nice things about him. Hypocrites! Nobody liked him, nor him they. When I got the news I took myself out to a Chinese Restaurant to celebrate.  Got a table for one and just gloated as I stuffed myself with Chinese Food thinking about how satisfying it is that he is dead and I'm alive. Next week I will piss into an empty water bottle and bring to the cemetery and pour it all over his grave. Love being alive while he's dead. Just love it!

Awesome, always good when assholes die

[D-Cord]

why piss    all its doing is watering the grass

you need to squat over his grave and leave a nice pile of shit for his family and friends to see it on their next visit

Yes...rip a grumpy like you were Lee Priest

[The Abdominal Snoman]

The best way to get back at people is to write your own obituary...I have mine on file ready to role at a moments notice. You can basically write anything you want and get away with it.

[Natural Man]

it s even better to belittle or crush someone who's in a position of weakness then learn they killed themselves or died in an "accident" tho. We also enjoy watching people die horribly in the news.This is how we are wired, we re animals who take pleasure into seeing others suffering.

[el numero uno]

it s even better to belittle or crush someone who's in a position of weakness then learn they killed themselves or died in an "accident" tho. We also enjoy watching people die horribly in the news.This is how we are wired, we re animals who take pleasure into seeing others suffering.

Lol psycho. You are right on your previews posts thou.

[ENZO]

it s even better to belittle or crush someone who's in a position of weakness then learn they killed themselves or died in an "accident" tho. We also enjoy watching people die horribly in the news.This is how we are wired, we re animals who take pleasure into seeing others suffering.

This man will be on the news one day. Mark my words.

[Lustral]

it s even better to belittle or crush someone who's in a position of weakness then learn they killed themselves or died in an "accident" tho. We also enjoy watching people die horribly in the news.This is how we are wired, we re animals who take pleasure into seeing others suffering.

Someone I disliked, didn't hate but he was an ass wipe, fell off a ladder in Thailand a year ago, went into a coma and died. Not a single shit was given. I would relish seeing those isis scumbags die in airstrikes as they shoot their shitty guns at a fighter jet.

[Natural Man]

This man will be on the news one day. Mark my words.

And you would enjoy it. Thanks for proving my point.