A guy I couldn't stand suddenly passed away...

[chaos]

....and it makes me feel terrific. Nothing like living long enough to piss on my enemies' graves. I used to work for the guy and he was a real prick. Now he's kicked the bucket out of the blue and everyone is saying nice things about him. Hypocrites! Nobody liked him, nor him they. When I got the news I took myself out to a Chinese Restaurant to celebrate.  Got a table for one and just gloated as I stuffed myself with Chinese Food thinking about how satisfying it is that he is dead and I'm alive. Next week I will piss into an empty water bottle and bring to the cemetery and pour it all over his grave. Love being alive while he's dead. Just love it!

TL:DR:FY

[tommywishbone]

Not too much bodybuilding in this thread.

How much does/did the dead guy bench press?

[chaos]

Not too much bodybuilding in this thread.

How much does/did the dead guy bench press?

More than the queerbait that started this thread.

[James28]

I've known some fairly unlikeable people in the course of nearly 70 years. I move on. It's the healthy thing to do. Some people prefer to focus on negativity and unpleasantness, I prefer to put my energy into more upbeat endeavors. There is a saying which says, "Life is what you make of it." I've had a really good life and I am not expecting anything different in whatever time I have left.

Must agree here. Nobody is in my head so deep that I would celebrate their death. At best I'd have no opinion. I really don't hate anyone that much or even 'hate' anyone. I mean, my father can go fuck himself but it's not hate 

I get on with my own life and don't bother with people.

[Earl1972]

Sounds like a rather generic coworker.

Is there more to this, or are you fucking with something sacred.

Grave dancing goes way beyond disliking someone.

i've had tons of "generic" coworkers, all forgettable

he on the other hand was a scumbag, fuck him i'm glad he's dead

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[Man of Steel]

it was the clen speaking

I had my first melt down

DAMN ITTTTT

some shots of you making muscles in a bedazzled posing panty and all is forgiven

[Primary Captain]

some shots of you making muscles in a bedazzled posing panty and all is forgiven

And you consider yourself to be someone who is bringing The Gospel?

[Man of Steel]

And you consider yourself to be someone who is bringing The Gospel?

I try to all day everyday!   Hopefully today will be no exception.

Anything I can help you with?

[BigCyp]

My stepfather used to abuse me pretty badly when I was growing up (not sexually no homo), just really nasty shit, like one time he took me out 'fishing' when I was 8/9 and while we were about 50 miles from home driving through a foest he pulls the car over and says "I could just take you in those woods and strangle you, and no one would ever find you", good times.

Anyway, when he passed from kidney failure when I was 17 years old, I didn't feel happy at all and I actually cried for the guy - to this day I don't know why I wasn't over the moon?

[Man of Steel]

My stepfather used to abuse me pretty badly when I was growing up (not sexually no homo), just really nasty shit, like one time he took me out 'fishing' when I was 8/9 and while we were about 50 miles from home driving through a foest he pulls the car over and says "I could just take you in those woods and strangle you, and no one would ever find you", good times.

Anyway, when he passed from kidney failure when I was 17 years old, I didn't feel happy at all and I actually cried for the guy - to this day I don't know why I wasn't over the moon?

Ok, definitely a weird thing to say to a little kid, but did he just have a twisted sense of humor that adults would get and kids probably wouldn't and he used it inappropriately with you but was joking?

[Primary Captain]

I try to all day everyday!   Hopefully today will be no exception.

Anything I can help you with?

Nope. You're out here "joking" about guys in panties. Try getting some help for yourself you sick fuck.

[Primary Captain]

Ok, definitely a weird thing to say to a little kid, but did he just have a twisted sense of humor that adults would get and kids probably wouldn't and he used it inappropriately with you but was joking?

Fuck off weirdo.

[Man of Steel]

Nope. You're out here "joking" about guys in panties. Try getting some help for yourself you sick fuck.

Christians can't make jokes or have a sense of humor?   You sure you know what you're talking about?

[Primary Captain]

Christians can't make jokes or have a sense of humor?   You sure you know what you're talking about?

Whatever you say hypocrite.

[Man of Steel]

Whatever you say hypocrite.

You didn't answer my questions, but that's ok most prefer to just hit and run.

The churches is full of liars, hypocrites, adulterers, thieves, addicts, etc.....we're all sinners. 

There's nothing else to fill the church with.

[Primary Captain]

You didn't answer my questions, but that's ok most prefer to just hit and run.

And walk in love, as Christ also hath loved us, and hath given himself for us an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweetsmelling savour. But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints; Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks. For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. Be not ye therefore partakers with them. (Ephesians 5:2-7)

[Primary Captain]

"Nor foolish talking, nor jesting".....now kindly shut the fuck up

[Man of Steel]

And walk in love, as Christ also hath loved us, and hath given himself for us an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweetsmelling savour. But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints; Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks. For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. Be not ye therefore partakers with them. (Ephesians 5:2-7)

What did I say that was inappropriate?  You ready to dig in?

[Man of Steel]

"Nor foolish talking, nor jesting".....now kindly shut the fuck up

Do you understand the verses?

[Primary Captain]

Do you understand the verses?

I'm sure they mean something other than they say...take a walk fucktard.

[Man of Steel]

I'm sure they mean something other than they say...take a walk fucktard.

The greater context is always helpful yes.  

What did I say that was inappropriate?   Would you feel more comfortable if I apologized to Var City or removed my post?  

I'm willing to do that if it helps you.

[keanu]

   There was once a guy I hated with a passion. I even dreamed of killing the guy. This was 25+ years ago. I hadn't seen the guy in years. One weekend there was a camping trip with friends. Twenty of us were there. In that 4 days, I had a great time drinking it up with the guy I used to hate. People change.  We both changed. Two months later he was killed by a drunk driver. Instead of having all that hate for him the rest of my life, things got repaired. It is always better to fix things or try to understand people.

[keanu]

. Next week I will piss into an empty water bottle and bring to the cemetery and pour it all over his grave.

You are just as dead as he is, you just don't know it yet.

[Primary Captain]

The greater context is always helpful yes.  

What did I say that was inappropriate?   Would you feel more comfortable if I apologized to Var City or removed my post?  

I'm willing to do that if it helps you.

If you are The Christian you claim to be you will comb through your entire history on Getbig and remove every joke referencing fornication,  homosexuality, narcissism,  etc. Otherwise you simply aren't for real.

[Primary Captain]

You are just as dead as he is, you just don't know it yet.

Okay f@ggot.