A guy I couldn't stand suddenly passed away...

[Var City]

My stepfather used to abuse me pretty badly when I was growing up (not sexually no homo), just really nasty shit, like one time he took me out 'fishing' when I was 8/9 and while we were about 50 miles from home driving through a foest he pulls the car over and says "I could just take you in those woods and strangle you, and no one would ever find you", good times.

Anyway, when he passed from kidney failure when I was 17 years old, I didn't feel happy at all and I actually cried for the guy - to this day I don't know why I wasn't over the moon?

Maybe it's because you didn't order the beef and broccoli bro?

Bad decisions are bad decisions but I think you can move on and make the right order next time. Just learn from this

[keanu]

I used to work for the guy and he was a real prick. Now he's kicked the bucket out of the blue and everyone is saying nice things about him.

When you die will anybody even attend your funeral? At least you are talking about the guy. He likely didn't know you from a piece of shit stuck to his shoe, lol.

[Var City]

  There was once a guy I hated with a passion. I even dreamed of killing the guy. This was 25+ years ago. I hadn't seen the guy in years. One weekend there was a camping trip with friends. Twenty of us were there. In that 4 days, I had a great time drinking it up with the guy I used to hate. People change.  We both changed. Two months later he was killed by a drunk driver. Instead of having all that hate for him the rest of my life, things got repaired. It is always better to fix things or try to understand people.

Or you could have just ordered the sesame chicken....

It blows me away how badly Some
Of you over
Think things here

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[Primary Captain]

When you die will anybody even attend your funeral? At least you are talking about the guy. He likely didn't know you from a piece of shit stuck to his shoe, lol.

Okay f@ggot.

[Primary Captain]

Or you could have just ordered the sesame chicken....

It blows me away how badly Some
Of you over
Think things here

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Var City is a man's man.

[Man of Steel]

If you are The Christian you claim to be you will comb through your entire history on Getbig and remove every joke referencing fornication,  homosexuality, narcissism,  etc. Otherwise you simply aren't for real.

I leave my post history as a demonstration of my testimony so that people that want to see the change Christ has made in my life can do so.  Are all my posts today "white as snow" and without blemish?  No LOL, but they aren't filthy, contain profanity, insulting, adulterous or idolatrous either.  

There is only one that was able to live as such and I have my full faith in him and him alone.

I joke with folks, but keep that joking restrained because simply bashing folks with scripture or being fully unrelatable won't win folks to Christ.  

For example, my pastor attended a function not long ago that most in attendance would never suspect a pastor would be at.  It was an art exhibit and dinner complete with both harmless fun and carousing and adulterous situations....all sorts of different behaviors going on at once.  He knew this would be the case and attended anyways.  He walked the room and engaged folks in conversation politely.  Some that came to find out he was pastor would get out of the conversation immediately LOL and others would engage at length (for most this was the only Christian witness they were gonna get that year).  The gentleman that set up the function and invited my pastor told him shortly thereafter that many folks came to him privately after the event and said that my pastor's presence there alone meant a great deal to them and humanized him....made him relatable to them and somehow put them at ease.  Wasn't long after that a woman from that event who had never attended church services in her life showed up at our church for an 11am service and spoke to my pastor afterwards and told him, "Damn fine talk you gave reverend!"  To which he jokingly responded, "Well hell, I did my best!"  

As far as this little interaction is concerned, again, what did I say that was inappropriate?  If I said something that truly offended you I apologize and will take it down as I noted.

I didn't think what I said qualified as filthy, inappropriate or foolish talk; in fact, the man I addressed actually randomly insulted a number of folks for no reason prior to my post...folks I know and like.  

I was just trying to be nice and funny without retaliation or use of nasty comments or profanity, but apparently that still makes me a hypocrite with a filthy mouth LOL.

[keanu]

Var City is a man's man.

No need to tell us what you are thinking as he is thrusting you up the ass, like your step daddy used to.  

[Primary Captain]

No need to tell us what you are thinking as he is thrusting you up the ass, doggie style. 

Okay f@ggot

[keanu]

Var City is a man's man.

Have you ever met a hairy pair of balls you didn't like? Man's man. What a total queer you are. lol.

[Primary Captain]

Have you ever met a hairy pair of balls you didn't like? Man's man. What a total queer you are. lol.

Okay f@ggot.

[Nails]

[Var City]

No need to tell us what you are thinking as he is thrusting you up the ass, like your step daddy used to.  

You suck at putting words together into sentences as well. Go read some of your posts out loud then kill yourself, but please hurry--as in, in the next 30 minutes

I preemptively ordered pork dumplings and sweet and sour chicken to celebrate

Don't be a selfish prick and ruin this for me by not killing yourself,

[Var City]

Hahahhahaha dude I just almost threw up my pork dumplings

Has "keanu" killed himself yet?

I'll take prime muscle too..

Shitzo or wolf cocks would cause for a buffet feast, not just one playful little dish, so you two please give me a warning so I can book the who le restaurant out before you kill yourselves

Thanks in advance and god speed

[keanu]

You suck at putting words together into sentences as well. Go read some of your posts out loud then kill yourself, but please hurry--as in, in the next 30 minutes

I preemptively ordered pork dumplings and sweet and sour chicken to celebrate

Don't be a selfish prick and ruin this for me by not killing yourself, scrotum tickle boy

M-E-L-T-D-O-W-N-, LOL. 

[keanu]

Var City is a man's man.

Bwahahahahahaha. 

[Darren Avey]

....and it makes me feel terrific. Nothing like living long enough to piss on my enemies' graves. I used to work for the guy and he was a real prick. Now he's kicked the bucket out of the blue and everyone is saying nice things about him. Hypocrites! Nobody liked him, nor him they. When I got the news I took myself out to a Chinese Restaurant to celebrate.  Got a table for one and just gloated as I stuffed myself with Chinese Food thinking about how satisfying it is that he is dead and I'm alive. Next week I will piss into an empty water bottle and bring to the cemetery and pour it all over his grave. Love being alive while he's dead. Just love it!

Brilliant! That's the sort of thing I plan to do if certain people go before me!

[Var City]

M-E-L-T-D-O-W-N-, LOL. 

you can't even do that right.

not even that one time.

and your posts suck so badly you just edited my post above and couldn't even make it suck.  

you should join a board for power bottom bukkake enthusiasts and join the islamic nation, to commit a jihad on yourself and yourself only

i'll celebrate fittingly, at the finest muslim restraunt in america as one tear of joy lands on my lamp falafel- extra sauce, all sauces, this will  make sense in a moment- as i thakn allah that you finally stopped posting and back to the sauces- then i'll get a huge bout of diarrhea and  fittingly go shit on your grave as I simultaneously shriek in happiness

[Primemuscle]

And you consider yourself to be someone who is bringing The Gospel?

It is the bedazzled Gospel posing suit of peace.

[Primemuscle]

My stepfather used to abuse me pretty badly when I was growing up (not sexually no homo), just really nasty shit, like one time he took me out 'fishing' when I was 8/9 and while we were about 50 miles from home driving through a foest he pulls the car over and says "I could just take you in those woods and strangle you, and no one would ever find you", good times.

Anyway, when he passed from kidney failure when I was 17 years old, I didn't feel happy at all and I actually cried for the guy - to this day I don't know why I wasn't over the moon?

How unfortunate for you. Your dad sounds like he had some serious problems. I thought I had it bad with a father who mainly ignored me when I was little and eventually deserted me. My stepdad was more of a pal or a buddy, but never very loving. But then, I was a sassy kid, so I might have deserved his inattention.

[mr.turbo]

hey bro dont be afraid to express your feelings
try to find healthy outlets for your energy
don't let anything keep you down! 

[Primemuscle]

hey bro dont be afraid to express your feelings
try to find healthy outlets for your energy
don't let anything keep you down! 

I am not afraid to express my feelings these days....there was a time when I kept everything bottled up. That's not healthy.

[Uncle Junior]

you can't even do that right.

not even that one time.

and your posts suck so badly you just edited my post above and couldn't even make it suck.  

you should join a board for power bottom bukkake enthusiasts and join the islamic nation, to commit a jihad on yourself and yourself only

i'll celebrate fittingly, at the finest muslim restraunt in america as one tear of joy lands on my lamp falafel- extra sauce, all sauces, this will  make sense in a moment- as i thakn allah that you finally stopped posting and back to the sauces- then i'll get a huge bout of diarrhea and  fittingly go shit on your grave as I simultaneously shriek in happiness

Shut your mouth you coke head, what are you high again?

You know all about bukkake in restaurants, that's how you make a living in the back of cafe's at Kings Cross station sucking turkish cocks so you can afford your hostel room you beggar.


 

[Primemuscle]

you can't even do that right.

not even that one time.

and your posts suck so badly you just edited my post above and couldn't even make it suck.  

you should join a board for power bottom bukkake enthusiasts and join the islamic nation, to commit a jihad on yourself and yourself only

i'll celebrate fittingly, at the finest muslim restraunt in america as one tear of joy lands on my lamp falafel- extra sauce, all sauces, this will  make sense in a moment- as i thakn allah that you finally stopped posting and back to the sauces- then i'll get a huge bout of diarrhea and  fittingly go shit on your grave as I simultaneously shriek in happiness

The rant of a lunatic.

[Primary Captain]

I leave my post history as a demonstration of my testimony so that people that want to see the change Christ has made in my life can do so.  Are all my posts today "white as snow" and without blemish?  No LOL, but they aren't filthy, contain profanity, insulting, adulterous or idolatrous either.  

There is only one that was able to live as such and I have my full faith in him and him alone.

I joke with folks, but keep that joking restrained because simply bashing folks with scripture or being fully unrelatable won't win folks to Christ.  

For example, my pastor attended a function not long ago that most in attendance would never suspect a pastor would be at.  It was an art exhibit and dinner complete with both harmless fun and carousing and adulterous situations....all sorts of different behaviors going on at once.  He knew this would be the case and attended anyways.  He walked the room and engaged folks in conversation politely.  Some that came to find out he was pastor would get out of the conversation immediately LOL and others would engage at length (for most this was the only Christian witness they were gonna get that year).  The gentleman that set up the function and invited my pastor told him shortly thereafter that many folks came to him privately after the event and said that my pastor's presence there alone meant a great deal to them and humanized him....made him relatable to them and somehow put them at ease.  Wasn't long after that a woman from that event who had never attended church services in her life showed up at our church for an 11am service and spoke to my pastor afterwards and told him, "Damn fine talk you gave reverend!"  To which he jokingly responded, "Well hell, I did my best!"  

As far as this little interaction is concerned, again, what did I say that was inappropriate?  If I said something that truly offended you I apologize and will take it down as I noted.

I didn't think what I said qualified as filthy, inappropriate or foolish talk; in fact, the man I addressed actually randomly insulted a number of folks for no reason prior to my post...folks I know and like.  

I was just trying to be nice and funny without retaliation or use of nasty comments or profanity, but apparently that still makes me a hypocrite with a filthy mouth LOL.

No worries. In these End Days there are many calling themselves Christians who are anything but. You've got plenty of company. If you wind up in Hell, I trust you will remember your arrogance here. But honestly, I don't give a rat's ass about you. If you died here and now I would step over your carcass and walk into the Imperial Gardens and stuff myself with crab rangoons and beef teriyaki.

[Man of Steel]

No worries. In these End Days there are many calling themselves Christians who are anything but. You've got plenty of company. If you wind up in Hell, I trust you will remember your arrogance here. But honestly, I don't give a rat's ass about you. If you died here and now I would step over your carcass and walk into the Imperial Gardens and stuff myself with crab rangoons and beef teriyaki.

That's not a problem.  You're not the first and won't be the last to feel this way.  And per the norm I haven't done anything to any of you.

Although, you've just joined an elite group of folks I will never converse with again so no need to ever reply or speak to me online or via PM today or anytime in the future.

Have a life Primary Captain.