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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #475 on: August 25, 2014, 07:53:52 AM »
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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #476 on: August 25, 2014, 07:58:51 AM »
Quote from: MAXX on August 25, 2014, 07:53:52 AM
bet she can't wait to meet you halo
i have no immediate plans to meet her

 ???


i am working on getting back together with the girl i dated in january, the sweet 18 who loves to study the veins on my arms
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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #477 on: August 25, 2014, 08:02:46 AM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on August 25, 2014, 07:58:51 AM
i have no immediate plans to meet her

 ???


i am working on getting back together with the girl i dated in january, the sweet 18 who loves to study the veins on my arms
hows it going then? buy her some gifts they love that
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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #478 on: August 25, 2014, 08:04:36 AM »
Quote from: MAXX on August 25, 2014, 08:02:46 AM
hows it going then? buy her some gifts they love that
i sent her an email but she didnt reply ;D

i actually considered sending her a piece of jewelry or something

talk is cheap but money buys whiskey girls right :D
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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #479 on: August 25, 2014, 08:05:35 AM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on August 25, 2014, 08:04:36 AM
i sent her an email but she didnt reply ;D

i actually considered sending her a piece of jewelry or something

talk is cheap but money buys whiskey girls right :D

did you attach a most muscular pic

to remind her of your conditioning and multiple veins
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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #480 on: August 25, 2014, 08:08:46 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on August 25, 2014, 08:05:35 AM
did you attach a most muscular pic

to remind her of your conditioning and multiple veins
i actually did attach a picture  ;D ;D

asked her if she was still working out and said i am still working out, see pictor

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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #481 on: August 25, 2014, 08:11:44 AM »
what should i buy her?

what does an 18 year old hebrew babe love?

jewelry?

perfume?

portable telephone?


 ???
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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #482 on: August 25, 2014, 08:17:02 AM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on August 25, 2014, 08:11:44 AM
what should i buy her?

what does an 18 year old hebrew babe love?

jewelry?

perfume?

portable telephone?


 ???

A rent-free apartment and a credit card with no limits and you'll pay the bill.
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anabolichalo

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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #483 on: August 25, 2014, 08:18:01 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on August 25, 2014, 08:17:02 AM
A rent-free apartment and a credit card with no limits and you'll pay the bill.
;D


nevermind


i keep going to prostitute instead
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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #484 on: August 25, 2014, 10:09:55 AM »
Quote from: Lobstah on August 25, 2014, 05:03:52 AM
I just saw this haha. I'm imagining the police report now:

"So you made it past thirty without being raped or murdered in New York, but then had the brilliant idea to meet up with a stranger from the internet?"
Yes officer. I dunno, he seemed okay. He said he just wanted to grab a burger.
"Can you describe the person who assaulted you?"
No sir.
"Well, can you show me his online dating profile?"
I'm sorry sir, it's actually not a dating site. It's...it's a bodybuilding forum.
[Sigh.] "So you agreed to meet up with a strange internet bodybuilder...who you've never seen before? You're an adult? Half potato at least, right? What's this fellow's name?"
Wolfox, sir.
"First name?"
No that's it, sir.
"WOLFO- Okay, so you don't have a name either. Great. Excellent decision-making here. You said there were two of them, who's the other one?"
I paid the other one to chaperone because a chaperone seemed safer.
"Okay so you knew one of the attackers. We're getting somewhere. Name?"
Uh...ChopperRider, sir.
"CHOPPERRIDER? ALSO A SCREENNAME? It's going to be a long fucking night..."


Lmao funniest post I read in a while
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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #485 on: August 25, 2014, 10:18:20 AM »
Quote from: Lobstah on August 25, 2014, 05:03:52 AM
I just saw this haha. I'm imagining the police report now:

"So you made it past thirty without being raped or murdered in New York, but then had the brilliant idea to meet up with a stranger from the internet?"
Yes officer. I dunno, he seemed okay. He said he just wanted to grab a burger.
"Can you describe the person who assaulted you?"
No sir.
"Well, can you show me his online dating profile?"
I'm sorry sir, it's actually not a dating site. It's...it's a bodybuilding forum.
[Sigh.] "So you agreed to meet up with a strange internet bodybuilder...who you've never seen before? You're an adult? Half potato at least, right? What's this fellow's name?"
Wolfox, sir.
"First name?"
No that's it, sir.
"WOLFO- Okay, so you don't have a name either. Great. Excellent decision-making here. You said there were two of them, who's the other one?"
I paid the other one to chaperone because a chaperone seemed safer.
"Okay so you knew one of the attackers. We're getting somewhere. Name?"
Uh...ChopperRider, sir.
"CHOPPERRIDER? ALSO A SCREENNAME? It's going to be a long fucking night..."



This is quality. Can't believe you keep getting dumped when you're capable of being this funny. Do you eat a lot of garlic and onion?
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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #486 on: August 25, 2014, 12:25:36 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on August 25, 2014, 10:18:20 AM

This is quality. Can't believe you keep getting dumped when you're capable of being this funny. Do you eat a lot of garlic and onion?
Nah just chicken and dicks. I'm on that high protein diet.




Ew, just kidding [indigestion].
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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #487 on: August 25, 2014, 12:27:09 PM »
 :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #488 on: August 25, 2014, 01:07:28 PM »
Quote from: Lobstah on August 25, 2014, 05:03:52 AM
I just saw this haha. I'm imagining the police report now:

"So you made it past thirty without being raped or murdered in New York, but then had the brilliant idea to meet up with a stranger from the internet?"
Yes officer. I dunno, he seemed okay. He said he just wanted to grab a burger.
"Can you describe the person who assaulted you?"
No sir.
"Well, can you show me his online dating profile?"
I'm sorry sir, it's actually not a dating site. It's...it's a bodybuilding forum.
[Sigh.] "So you agreed to meet up with a strange internet bodybuilder...who you've never seen before? You're an adult? Half potato at least, right? What's this fellow's name?"
Wolfox, sir.
"First name?"
No that's it, sir.
"WOLFO- Okay, so you don't have a name either. Great. Excellent decision-making here. You said there were two of them, who's the other one?"
I paid the other one to chaperone because a chaperone seemed safer.
"Okay so you knew one of the attackers. We're getting somewhere. Name?"
Uh...ChopperRider, sir.
"CHOPPERRIDER? ALSO A SCREENNAME? It's going to be a long fucking night..."


Translation: I'm in offseason condition with massive bloat.

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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #489 on: August 25, 2014, 01:11:39 PM »
Officer: so can you describe the appearance of this bodybuilder named wolfox
Lobstah: 200lbs skinny fat
Officer: wait...this wolfox guy posts on a bodybuilding forum?
Lobstah: yes sir.
Officer: but he sounds like he doesn't even lift.
Lobstah: I know  :-X
Officer: wadda mess
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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #490 on: August 25, 2014, 01:29:12 PM »
Quote from: Wolfox on August 25, 2014, 01:07:28 PM
Translation: I'm in offseason condition with massive bloat.

 :P
I posted a current pic like a week ago. Fuck your "massive bloat," turrrrrrrrd.
***edit**
Not even close to stage ready, but HARDLY "massively bloated"
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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #491 on: August 25, 2014, 01:32:13 PM »
Anyone up for Burgers???
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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #492 on: August 25, 2014, 01:34:19 PM »
Quote from: Lobstah on August 25, 2014, 01:29:12 PM
I posted a current pic like a week ago. Fuck your "massive bloat," turrrrrrrrd.

All MySpace angles, biatch!!!
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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #493 on: August 25, 2014, 01:35:09 PM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on August 25, 2014, 01:32:13 PM
Anyone up for Burgers???
"grab a burger" = the new docking

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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #494 on: August 25, 2014, 01:37:39 PM »
Oops i retract then!
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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #495 on: August 25, 2014, 01:38:06 PM »
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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #496 on: August 25, 2014, 01:39:00 PM »
Quote from: Wolfox on August 25, 2014, 01:34:19 PM
All MySpace angles, biatch!!!
Actually, no myspace angles ever, biatch
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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #497 on: August 25, 2014, 01:40:05 PM »
Quote from: Lobstah on August 25, 2014, 01:39:00 PM
Actually, no myspace angles ever, biatch

Don't try to act tough on getbig, scary ass.
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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #498 on: August 25, 2014, 01:41:19 PM »
dayana is my ideal woman



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Re: The Official Lobstah Q&A thread
« Reply #499 on: August 25, 2014, 01:41:28 PM »
Quote from: Wolfox on August 25, 2014, 01:40:05 PM
Don't try to act tough on getbig, scary ass.
Stealing your lingo = acting tough? Because I'm pretty sure I've proven here that I am the polar opposite of tough.
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