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TEH boob

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #50 on: August 09, 2014, 06:31:42 PM »
My boyfriend's beard looks great. Awakens the animal instinct in me. However, if you're ugly and look like shit and/or dress like shit, a beard will make you look worse. But he puts it together real well, so having a semi-scraggly beard comes off as, "rugged and masculine" instead of, "im a LARPer"

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #51 on: August 09, 2014, 08:06:08 PM »
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #52 on: August 10, 2014, 01:54:46 AM »
We have ladies here??
YEAH WE DO!
And while I do reeeeally like a bit of facial hair on a man, I also think a dude who does whatever the fuck he wants is the manliest, sexiest thing on earth.
That said, not everything you do in life is for purposes of sexual attraction, and I am not your mate, so my opinion is worth approximately one-third of nothing.

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #53 on: August 10, 2014, 04:29:52 AM »
YEAH WE DO!
And while I do reeeeally like a bit of facial hair on a man, I also think a dude who does whatever the fuck he wants is the manliest, sexiest thing on earth.
That said, not everything you do in life is for purposes of sexual attraction, and I am not your mate, so my opinion is worth approximately one-third of nothing.

You worship us white men, don't you? I know you do and I don't blame you for it.

TEH boob

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #54 on: August 10, 2014, 06:45:48 AM »
You worship us white men, don't you? I know you do and I don't blame you for it.

Oh boy ...   ::)

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #55 on: August 10, 2014, 06:47:14 AM »
You worship us white men, don't you? I know you do and I don't blame you for it.

 ;D

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #56 on: August 10, 2014, 07:00:41 AM »
YEAH WE DO!
And while I do reeeeally like a bit of facial hair on a man, I also think a dude who does whatever the fuck he wants is the manliest, sexiest thing on earth.
That said, not everything you do in life is for purposes of sexual attraction, and I am not your mate, so my opinion is worth approximately one-third of nothing.

So... what shall I do with the second half of my life? ???

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #57 on: August 10, 2014, 08:05:12 AM »
YEAH WE DO!
And while I do reeeeally like a bit of facial hair on a man, I also think a dude who does whatever the fuck he wants is the manliest, sexiest thing on earth.
That said, not everything you do in life is for purposes of sexual attraction, and I am not your mate, so my opinion is worth approximately one-third of nothing.

Wrong.

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #58 on: August 10, 2014, 08:09:03 AM »
Wrong.

Yeah, I am trying to think too. At the bottom of everything is the biological imperative.

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #60 on: August 10, 2014, 08:12:13 AM »
LOL, okay, noted
Even that was flirting.
Uberman is correct.   ;D

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #61 on: August 10, 2014, 08:24:09 AM »
Wrong.

You are most mistaken. When one is naturally endowed, with the physiognomy of an adonis, one needn't do anything to be a magnet reeling in the opposite sex as honey draws bears.

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #62 on: August 10, 2014, 08:25:37 AM »
You are most mistaken. When one is naturally endowed, with the physiognomy of an adonis, one needn't do anything to be a magnet reeling in the opposite sex as honey draws bears.

You need to work on this gimmick friend. This one is one of the most boring and predictable I've seen.

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #63 on: August 10, 2014, 08:26:47 AM »
You are most mistaken. When one is naturally endowed, with the physiognomy of an adonis, one needn't do anything to be a magnet reeling in the opposite sex as honey draws bears.

Where's your pic stud

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #64 on: August 10, 2014, 08:30:12 AM »
Where's your pic stud

There are a lot of "pics" of Jon Harridan floating about...

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #65 on: August 10, 2014, 08:38:50 AM »
You need to work on this gimmick friend. This one is one of the most boring and predictable I've seen.

One does one's best although I have to say I don't know too many gimmick friends.

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #66 on: August 10, 2014, 08:40:30 AM »
One does one's best although I have to say I don't know too many gimmick friends.

5/10. Comma comeback props.

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #67 on: August 10, 2014, 08:53:08 AM »
i grew a beard when i was in prison cause i wanted to appear more manly so no one would stare at my ass in the shower,i figured a beard would discourage the fruitcakes
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #68 on: August 10, 2014, 08:54:03 AM »
i grew a beard when i was in prison cause i wanted to appear more manly so no one would stare at my ass in the shower,i figured a beard would discourage the fruitcakes
Gay men love beards, I'm sure you knew that at the time hunky.

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #69 on: August 10, 2014, 08:58:10 AM »
Gay men love beards, I'm sure you knew that at the time hunky.

yea i realized that later after they said i reminded them of a younger robert redford,i shaved into a goat-t n went for more of a rugged motorcycle/lumberjack look,it really turned on the homos more than ever
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #70 on: August 10, 2014, 10:10:59 AM »
Gay men love beards, I'm sure you knew that at the time hunky.
Women love beards too.
But not everyone can grow a proper beard or has the face for it.
Fucking hipsters or get face hair transplants now.  :-\
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #71 on: August 10, 2014, 11:18:17 AM »
Wrong.

Your thesis implies that the hidden motivation behind you posting your 'girls and sons' pop evo psychology is really to attract mates versus a more reasonable explanation like leisure or stress relief.

Really?  ::)

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #72 on: August 10, 2014, 12:58:30 PM »
Girlfriend says no.

What to do ???

Let it grow, stop only if she stops blowing you.

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #73 on: August 10, 2014, 01:02:35 PM »
I prefer to keep a 5 o clock shadow like OneMoreRep, no homo


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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #74 on: August 10, 2014, 01:03:35 PM »
yea i realized that later after they said i reminded them of a younger robert redford,i shaved into a goat-t n went for more of a rugged motorcycle/lumberjack look,it really turned on the homos more than ever