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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2014, 05:57:42 AM »
I am not trying to do anything. A neat beard can be very conducive to a professional environment. Of course, with the changes that I have brought in software development practices, design, delivery and data center modernization, the CEO wouldn't give a fuck if I showed up with a beard to my knees. Plus, engineers have a certain cachet to maintain.
Mind sharing a ballpark figure of what you earn in a year?

Sounds like you are a rockstar in the tech world.

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2014, 05:59:40 AM »
Sounds like you are a rockstar in the tech world.

I know many "rock stars" and I am not one.

This is a thread about beards, and I have exhausted my ammo supply.

I like beards, I wear a short one. Chicks dig it. My wife likes it.

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #27 on: August 09, 2014, 06:04:14 AM »
_agay_ sharing a lot of info in this thread.
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2014, 06:06:11 AM »
I am not trying to do anything. A neat beard can be very conducive to a professional environment. Of course, with the changes that I have brought in software development practices, design, delivery and data center modernization, the CEO wouldn't give a fuck if I showed up with a beard to my knees. Plus, engineers have a certain cachet to maintain.

Most of that was unnecessary for me to say, and not relevant to the subject at hand. I see now that I played a part in the thread derailing and I apologize.

Carry on.

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #29 on: August 09, 2014, 06:07:45 AM »
_agay_ sharing a lot of info in this thread.

Yes, far too much.

I would have thought that the obvious transliteration of my username would have been "_bj_"

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #30 on: August 09, 2014, 06:08:38 AM »
Beards are very untidy as they are known to harbor many germs and such from the recreational eating of whore pussy.


And LOL at the alpha/beta male basement dweller bullshit.

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #31 on: August 09, 2014, 06:09:48 AM »
Grow a duck dynasty beard.. ;D

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #32 on: August 09, 2014, 06:10:01 AM »
ive been off work for 3 weeks...have to go back next week and will have to shave

have not shaved for an entire 4 weeks....i can grow a beard fast as shit

do it!

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2014, 06:46:16 AM »


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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #34 on: August 09, 2014, 06:46:28 AM »
Uhhh...I am VP Engineering of a mid sized software company...

What kind of software?

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #35 on: August 09, 2014, 06:50:34 AM »

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #36 on: August 09, 2014, 08:42:27 AM »
Wasn't BigAlex23NotBaldwin also a software engineer?

while (true == alex_on_getbig)
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  if (mom_enters_garage) { log_off(); break; }
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 Add_Extra_Chin(); /* use with caution - recursive */
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Pretty mean code, I confess. No hard feelings Alex  :D
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #37 on: August 09, 2014, 08:43:56 AM »
I am more interested in aj's hardware  ;)

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #38 on: August 09, 2014, 08:46:43 AM »
I am more interested in aj's hardware  ;)


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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2014, 09:21:55 AM »
 ;D

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #40 on: August 09, 2014, 10:07:18 AM »
You may want to sit down for this, as I expect it will be quite the revelation.

Beards, unlike tatoos - are not permanent.

So just fucking grow one and shave it off if you don't like it.

Honestly - what's next - posting a pic of yourself in a pair of jeans and asking if your arse looks big in them?

Did I log on to Facebook by mistake???

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #41 on: August 09, 2014, 10:24:14 AM »
No holding back now - we're entering an era of unprecedented manliness.
Generation flea is coming to a body near you.
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #42 on: August 09, 2014, 10:40:41 AM »
Spoken like a true feminist.  Why would I value the opinion of a woman?  You obviously haven't spoken to one lately.  Most of their opinions are nonsense.  I am a man, what possible relevant advice could a woman offer me?

What type of make-up do you use to cover up your womans thumb print on your forehead?
You need to be a little more subtle in your trolling attempts, you gave yourself away big time in the pedo thread.

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #43 on: August 09, 2014, 10:44:22 AM »
Aj sounds like a bottom of the submissive variety

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #44 on: August 09, 2014, 10:49:36 AM »
Girlfriend says no.

What to do ???

You have a sack between your legs right? Do it anyway. ;)
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #45 on: August 09, 2014, 11:01:29 AM »
Don't do it, man. It can really fuck up your life.


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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #46 on: August 09, 2014, 11:13:38 AM »
I would just like to suggest to all involved to please maintain a respectful tone towards the New Zealand muscle monster. 

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #47 on: August 09, 2014, 11:17:26 AM »
I would just like to suggest to all involved to please maintain a respectful tone towards the New Zealand muscle monster. 

I was seconds away from suggesting this.


A lot of unknown tits are getting borderline offensive to the power bottom that is NZMM.

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #48 on: August 09, 2014, 01:44:44 PM »
Grow it ... shave it ... whatever ... Who gives a fuck, really?  ::)

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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #49 on: August 09, 2014, 05:59:58 PM »
No one asked for your life story mate.

Maybe you'd be more at home on the ladies board.

We have ladies here??